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Kookue Cachoo
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24. The gay lion on the internet your mother warned you about. Studying Classicist. Into some weird stuff, you’ve been warned normies!
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Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It’s safe in the cube…
(Funny lil deadlock post)
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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'(H)ospita, reple lagona(m) cervesa. Copo, conditu(m) habes est! reple, da.'

“Waitress, fill (my) flask with wheat beer! Tavern-keeper, do you have spiced wine? Fill, give!” 🍻

Inscribed Gallic Roman flask (200-400 CE) Musée Carnavale, Paris, France.
(H)ospita, reple lagona(m) cervesa. Copo, conditu(m) habes est! reple, da. “Waitress, fill (my) flask with wheat beer! Tavern-keeper, do you have spiced wine? Fill, give!” Inscribed Gallic Roman flask (200-400 CE) Musée Carnavale, Paris, France.
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Super Hurricane Said to Be Even More Powerful Than Bogdan, World's Strongest Man
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A little horse #mlp #mlpfim #art
Human Twilight, shocked, asks "Pinkie, are you okay??" and pony Pinkie responds "Yeah! I'm just a little hoarse."
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Self-Reliance - Gator Days
Self-Reliance - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Hannah has a jar of something pickled that she can't get open. She comes to her dad to see if he can get it open for her. Sadly, he sees this as a good learning opportunity. Hannah: DAD! Can you open this jar? Seth: I can, but I don't think I should. Panel 2 Seth: Instead, I should help you learn how to do it yourself. Seth is prepared for this moment. Having struggled with many a jar, he knows a vast variety of tips to help his daughter learn how to open these jars if she runs into this problem again. Panel 3 Seth is ready to tackle this problem! He is ready to impart wisdom! He's ready to be a good father! Seth: This is your chance to gain self-reliance and- Hannah: Papa, can you open this? Panel 4 Daryl has arrived home and immediately opens the jar. Daryl: No problem. Hannah: Thanks, Papa. Seth gasps. He's shocked at this turn of events! It's okay, he will soon forget all his worries when he gets some of the special treat in that jar. It seems to be pickled chocolate. Who can be upset about open jars when they have pickled chocolate?
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Apologies for breaking account silence, we're hosting an emergency fundraiser to fund a kidney procedure, this account is uninsured and we need support to help cover the bill. Currently we're 8% away from meeting our goal, any bit helps

Thank you the patience during this time

gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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It’s baby giraffe time. 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A little study of the wolf from an french ad 🐺
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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that one french ad wolf
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The art of indifference
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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#EpigraphyTuesday

This small vase, inscribed with the twenty-six letters of the #Etruscan alphabet, may have been a container for ink. The head acts as a stopper and could be attached to the bird’s body by a cord. The missing tail no doubt curved downward to form a third foot.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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🎵Mal aimé
je suis le mal aimé ...
Les gens me connaissent
Tel que je veux me montrer.

The unloved one
I'm the unloved one ...
People know me
As I want to show myself.🎵

Petit fanart :)
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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More reliable than Triple A
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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NEW COMIC: Too Close
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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sometime
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic Media Mogul Vows To Defeat Her Most Dreadful Creation
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM