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Koosemar
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Scottish. Left of center. Atheist. Educated. Stoner. Bringing you the RENOWNED (not really) LoomyWatch™️ among other things.
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I think we’re finally post-irony…
Bill’s Big Threats:

“The $TSLA community may need to retaliate against vandalism or they will keep doing it… any ICE car I’d [sic] fair game”

ANY CAR with a combustion engine? Reeally? Bold words! Especially in the MAGA cinematic universe where they’re surgically attached to their trucks…
March 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
March 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You were right the first time…
March 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Weird how Trump proposed a crypto reserve, downgraded Russia’s cybersecurity threat and made money laundering easier all at the same time 🤔

Anyhoo;
March 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Interesting 🤔
March 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Impressive!
March 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Bill’s Big Brain:

He’s been crunching the numbers again 🤓

“$5.6 trillion… That’s what Tesla is worth today.”
March 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
LoomyWatch:
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They should let America enter the Eurovision Song Contest:

“Good evening. This is Luxembourg calling. We score the following: Kid Rock, for the USA; zero points…”

“This is Estonia calling! Hi. Our scores are as follows: Kid Rock, for the USA; zero points…”
March 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“The Trump administration has signaled that it does not believe Russia represents a cyber threat against US national security or critical infrastructure”

What great deal did he make for this white fucking flag?

How long until he announces Trump Tower Moscow? 😑

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump administration retreats in fight against Russian cyber threats
Recent incidents indicate US is no longer characterizing Russia as a cybersecurity threat, marking a radical departure: ‘Putin is on the inside now’
www.theguardian.com
March 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
NEW LoomyWatch:

She’s back on the attack! Pam Bondi is getting a break while Jessica Reed Krauss (one of the influencers in BinderGate) is getting both barrels 😝

“Go back to writing your TMZ-tier gossip column, you clout chasing Harpy.”
March 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bill’s Big Brain:

He wants Elmo to father his wife’s final child.l!

He’s completely lost it… 🫠
March 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
February 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Test. Can someone without an Atlantic account please tell me if they can access this?

www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
Inside the Collapse at the NIH
Administration officials pressured the NIH to avoid clear advice from the agency’s own lawyers to restart grant funding now.
www.theatlantic.com
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“We are barely a month into the second presidential term of Donald Trump and he has made his top priorities clear: the destruction of America’s government and influence and the preservation of Russia’s.”

— Garry Kasparov (🎁)

www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
The Putinization of America
Trump’s deference to the Russian dictator has become full-blown imitation.
www.theatlantic.com
February 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
LoomyWatch:
February 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
FBI Director (🤬) Kash Patel responds to Pam Bondi’s demand for an investigation into the “missing” Epstein files. (Bondi believes—or claims to—that a faction at the FBI has been withholding them.)
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
NEW LoomyWatch:

“I don’t give a fuck… The entire world is laughing at our country today”

I’m just giggling at every post now 😆
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
😆 FIRST LOOK AR THE NEW EPSTEIN FILES:
February 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
NEW LoomyWatch:

It’s all kicking off 😂
February 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Pam Bondi says FBI run by Kash Patel is withholding documents.
February 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
MuskBalls:

A reminder from July last year…
February 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
😩 “Conservative CNN pundit Scott Jennings is being privately and publicly encouraged to run for Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell’s open Senate seat in 2026, sources, including a Republican operative familiar with the race, told Fox News Digital Wednesday.”

www.foxnews.com/politics/cnn...
CNN pundit Scott Jennings encouraged to run for McConnell's open Senate seat
Scott Jennings, a conservative CNN pundit, is being privately and publicly encouraged to run for Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell’s open seat.
www.foxnews.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“The rivalry between Sam Altman and Elon Musk is entering its Apprentice era. Both men have the ambition to redefine how the modern world works—and both are jockeying for President Donald Trump’s blessing to accelerate their plans.” ( 🎁 )

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
How Sam Altman Could Break Up Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Two of the most powerful tech executives in the world are desperate for the president’s approval.
www.theatlantic.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM