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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 22h

Literally report every political text I get as spam no matter what, unless it’s something I have signed up for myself you’re getting the delete and report spam immediatelyyyy

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 1d

Moved into a new place a half mile away from where I’ve been living (major upgrade so far!) which is great because I’m actually closer to my favorite places now and don’t have to change my regular stores. And I have a balcony now. Wins all around!

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 2d

As long as people aren’t like targeting the kids with their taunts, yeah I say fair game when they’re in public purely based on how this administration is treating our country. I’m very much into bringing back public shame lol

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 2d

Oh absolutely, she’s fully complicit at this point. Another case where the only people who are getting my sympathy are the kids because they really didn’t ask for this madness. People speculating publicly about your parents marriage sucks

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 2d

JD Vance saying he hopes his wife converts is the exact same as the guy my cousin dated for 5 years + moved states for, telling her he never wants any religion around his kids but never told her because he thought she would leave. Lying like that is such a form of coercion and men are trash.

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 3d

I just don’t know that anything will top Demi Lovato as Poot trying to escape the garage like I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 3d

Still need people to get that evangelicals are so nutso that mourning death is “bad” like it’s considered questioning god and frowned upon. You’re instead to supposed to rejoice that they’re now in a better place/get to meet the lord. Wife wearing white is also definitely purity culture related

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 3d

The seed oil fear mongering has so many places making swaps that I now have to ask about oils used due to my avocado allergy. It’s becoming almost impossible to eat out because of the lack of proper disclosure or care by many restaurants and my food allergy isn’t even life threatening 😔

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 5d

Couldn’t stop laughing when a trivia team name “shohei ohtani fangirls” was read out loud and so many people in the bar grumbled under their breath that collectively it became an audible boo, like you know you’re in San Diego right? 🙄

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 16d

His wife was a childhood friend of my boss at the time, and she gave her a lot of leniency due to this. Completely blew up in her face when they were disrespectful to staff repeatedly and she had to terminate services. Just a real bummer wanting to support my hometown team with BS like this.

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 16d

His wife tried to get me fired from my job the same month my mom died, yeah they’re not good people at all lmao

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 18d

Being the astrology friend means I get some very interesting questions at times hahaha also yes Pluto finally going direct in Aquarius is a big deal and I’m veryyyyy excited about it but also this week is the anniversary of my worst day soooo at least good astrology for that?

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 18d

Luckily I don’t currently use anything on this list but Ensure and Orgain are super common brands I see everywhere so uh this is super concerning? How is this so unregulated for shit I buy at the grocery store? Didn’t we learn forever ago that lead is really bad?? Hello?!

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 19d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 20d

Unfollowing every beauty creator posting ELF shit now as if since it’s been a few months we would all forget the Matt Rife disgusting ad and their non-apologetic response after?? Ew. Thanks for making it clear which of y’all just want a paycheck and which actually have moral standards

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 23d

And not people who leave for health reasons, that always sucks and breaks my heart for them but the people who are like oh I actually don’t think I can do this it’s too hard when thousands of other people would kill for that spot? Always feels like a weird ego thing to me

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 23d

Nothing makes me go full Tyra “we were all rooting for you” faster than when a contestant on a competition show wants to quit because “it’s harder than they thought it would be” 🙄 so you’re telling me you thought winning tons of money and being fiercely judged was gonna be easy? WTF?

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · 28d

Just opened TikTok to one of my oldest friend’s sisters going viral on TikTok for drama at her bachelorette party and Trixie Mattel commented I’m dying lol they put her on Reddit so she made a TikTok to set the record straight lmaooo

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Oct 3

Well. Instead it will be an angry rant about how everyone needs to be fired 🤬🤬🤬 silver lining, at least I’ll have more listening time for the new Taylor swift album lol (yes yes no ethical billionaires I know but I just cannot quit her)

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Oct 2

Every Friday AM I go to Trader Joe’s and talk padres with one of the staff, have for like 5 years at this point. Haven’t been all month (couldn’t drive due to health reasons) and I’m really just hoping they pull off this win so I can go have a truly joyous chat with my TJ’s homie tomorrow haha

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Oct 2

Every Friday AM I go to Trader Joe’s and talk padres with one of the staff, have for like 5 years at this point. Haven’t been all month (couldn’t drive due to health reasons) and I’m really just hoping they pull off this win so I can go have a truly joyous chat with my TJ’s homie tomorrow haha

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Oct 1

Literallyyyyyy like what? I’m not mad but what?!

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Sep 28

Show me the damn game not random fans who caught a ball OH MY GOD I HATE THIS

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Sep 26

A Sparklett’s truck is completely blocking a driveway across from me and several cars, a lady has been honking and on her phone for like five minutes. The dude just moved the truck for her to pull out then immediately illegally and dangerously parked again 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Sep 24

Apparently I was ahead of the trend, seeing all the pictures of women being like I’m older than Laura Loomer has been cracking me up today lmaooo

Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Aug 15

I just learned Laura Loomer is 32 years old??? Just in case we needed more proof that hate makes you age like milk lmaoooo how is she younger than me walking around with that face??

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Sep 23

The padres won on both eclipses this month and then clinched today, the day after an eclipse, in extra innings, against a team that won their division? 👀

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Korrine 💃🏻 @korelise.bsky.social · Sep 14

My cousin and her husband took their sons to the game last night, they concocted a plan to get a ball but only to give it to a very small child nearby 😭 they’re 11/13 and just the sweetest I cannot