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Koyoteelaughter

@koyoteelaughter.bsky.social

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I'm big, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the MAGA gone. Former pool table installer, an amateur poetry baller. I write, and I left . . . Croatoan, Earth to linger near death. Those who know me never call, and those who call wish they didn't know me.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 3d

Is it sacrilegious to add communion crackers to my Chex Mix recipe?

Chex Mix, Bold with 20% more body of Christ!!!!

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 7d

His pants seem to short.

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 7d

When Halloween arrives, every immigrant, illegal and legal, should dress up as ICE.

Hide the trees in the forest.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 7d

Walmart sells fresh, whole, hot rotisserie chicken for like $5 and some change.

Mmmmmmmmm.

But if you wait a day, that day old rotisserie chicken is frozen and sold in the refrigerated section for $3 and change.

Save $2.

Yes.

Now I can have rotisserie chicken in my gumbo for an affordable price

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 7d

"Everyone hates the government till you need a friend."

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 8d

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 8d

This shit is dystopian. Blackhawk helicopters, zip-tied kids, and racial segregation vans.

ICE is terrorizing communities.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 8d

Federal agents hurled tear gas at people on a busy Logan Square street, outside a grocery store and near an elementary school.

Reckless, undertrained ICE hires are a danger to everyone. This is terrorism against US citizens.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 8d

Sure,We Can Agree With This
Statement Sean,Because It's True!

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 8d

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 8d

No? Really?

<delivered with a mountain of sarcasm>

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 8d

Gangbangers have very little to lose.

Stephen Miller and his brood can't make that claim.

Desperation will always win out when comparing each other's level of cruelty.

Stephen Miller's just a racist in a suit trying to sound tough.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 8d

Pompous in her ask
she solicits then opines
Throwing out her loaded question
seeking for those weaker minds

Her arrogance on full display
she baits her xenophobic trap
but the answer that is given
just proves she's full of crap

whoops... #puertoricans #are #american #krystalball

TikTok video by lacey_floyd

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 9d

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff

www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’

Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...

www.404media.co

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Allen Dell @urgeoverkill.bsky.social · 10d

💯💯👊🏻

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10d

Dean: The president is unhinged

Johnson: A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him

Dean: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals.

Johnson: I didn’t see it.

Dean: Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing.

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 10d

I don't care what color your hair is. Just keep smiling.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10d

ME: "Jesus, why does your close friend Speaker Mike Johnson relentlessly bear false witness?"

JESUS: "WHO???"

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Los Feratu @supersloth.net · 10d

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING deadline.com/2025/10/kill...

‘Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair’: Quentin Tarantino Epic To Be Released As One Movie In Early December

Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, Quentin Tarantino’s presentation of the revenge epic that was originally presented in two volumes, will be released by Lionsgate as one complete movie on December 5...

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10d

KIMMEL: “That sonofabitch… I never imagined we’d have a president like this, and I hope we never have another president like this again… celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs - he took pleasure in that. The opposite of what a leader is supposed to be.”

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 11d

Aww. I just saw a dog give another dog with a hurt leg a piggy back ride.

...

The hurt doggy on top can't seem to get comfortable. He's all fidgety and--OH!

-Censored-

Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 11d

I wrote a joke so funny it'd make your tits fall off.

Oh.

You already heard it.

Bwhahahaha!

Stolen!

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 11d

Nope. Haven't noticed this at all, and I've been to the hospital a lot.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d

Q: How did the White House decide it was appropriate for Jared Kushner to be working on matters that involve Qatar, the UAE, Saudi Arabia -- 3 countries combined that have given him more than $2.5b

LEAVITT: It's frankly despicable that you're trying to suggest that it's inappropriate

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Koyoteelaughter @koyoteelaughter.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, this cartoon is so on point. *golfer's clap* *chef's kiss* *high fives all around*

TruthWillOut @catmom13.bsky.social · 11d

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