Keith
@kpro.bsky.social
Gay • Texan • Nerd • Nap Enthusiast • he/him
Driving slow cause the songs not over
Driving slow cause the songs not over
Pinned
It turned out great, if I do say so myself
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It turned out great, if I do say so myself
The second cheesecake cracked 😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The second cheesecake cracked 😔
I didn’t have enough cream cheese for the second cheesecake, so I had to go to the store for more… the day before Thanksgiving…
0/10 - Do Not Recommend
0/10 - Do Not Recommend
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I didn’t have enough cream cheese for the second cheesecake, so I had to go to the store for more… the day before Thanksgiving…
0/10 - Do Not Recommend
0/10 - Do Not Recommend
I’m attempting a cheesecake for the first time in over 5 years. I’ve done mini cheesecakes since, but not the real thing. Wish me luck
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m attempting a cheesecake for the first time in over 5 years. I’ve done mini cheesecakes since, but not the real thing. Wish me luck
Do unwanted messages in Hawaii still get labeled as spam?
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do unwanted messages in Hawaii still get labeled as spam?
I will absolutely use “clock tick” to annoy my nieces for the next few weeks
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I will absolutely use “clock tick” to annoy my nieces for the next few weeks
Drag name: Ann Gy
a panda bear is sitting on the ground looking at something .
Alt: a panda bear is sitting on the ground facing a wall
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Drag name: Ann Gy
I feel like oomf is teasing an alt, but the posts are vague enough that I don’t want to ask, lest I be thrown into horny jail for reading too much into a benign post 😅
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I feel like oomf is teasing an alt, but the posts are vague enough that I don’t want to ask, lest I be thrown into horny jail for reading too much into a benign post 😅
Announcing a new White House Press Secretary
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Announcing a new White House Press Secretary
I was going to mega my new Houndoom, but no, I don’t think I will
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I was going to mega my new Houndoom, but no, I don’t think I will
I’m so used to my gay little safe space here that I was a few comments deep into the college football memes subreddit before I realized they were using queer as a slur
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m so used to my gay little safe space here that I was a few comments deep into the college football memes subreddit before I realized they were using queer as a slur
I only played about 3 hours across the weekend, so I’m pretty happy with my meager accomplishments. A little sad the 4* Garchomp avoided me
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I only played about 3 hours across the weekend, so I’m pretty happy with my meager accomplishments. A little sad the 4* Garchomp avoided me
To be clear, this isn’t a comment on his appearance… but I hate how they’ve framed this shot so that his nose lines up perfectly with the diploma
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
To be clear, this isn’t a comment on his appearance… but I hate how they’ve framed this shot so that his nose lines up perfectly with the diploma
Drag Race UK made me sad… or maybe it’s just the depression
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Drag Race UK made me sad… or maybe it’s just the depression
I just did a remote raid with my thyroid medication
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just did a remote raid with my thyroid medication
Finished a rush job, but I’m going to hold onto it for a few more hours before turning it in.
Salesman promised a customer it would be done by end of day without checking with me to see if it was even possible. So I’m gonna make him sweat a bit so he reconsiders doing that again in the future.
Salesman promised a customer it would be done by end of day without checking with me to see if it was even possible. So I’m gonna make him sweat a bit so he reconsiders doing that again in the future.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Finished a rush job, but I’m going to hold onto it for a few more hours before turning it in.
Salesman promised a customer it would be done by end of day without checking with me to see if it was even possible. So I’m gonna make him sweat a bit so he reconsiders doing that again in the future.
Salesman promised a customer it would be done by end of day without checking with me to see if it was even possible. So I’m gonna make him sweat a bit so he reconsiders doing that again in the future.
This line has been stuck in my head all weekend
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This line has been stuck in my head all weekend
Really enjoyed Frankenstein. Particularly impressed by Jacob Elordi’s performance. Would definitely recommend it.
And if my recommendation isn’t enough, you get to see Oscar Isaac’s butt…so 🤷🏻♂️
And if my recommendation isn’t enough, you get to see Oscar Isaac’s butt…so 🤷🏻♂️
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Really enjoyed Frankenstein. Particularly impressed by Jacob Elordi’s performance. Would definitely recommend it.
And if my recommendation isn’t enough, you get to see Oscar Isaac’s butt…so 🤷🏻♂️
And if my recommendation isn’t enough, you get to see Oscar Isaac’s butt…so 🤷🏻♂️
It’s unfair how cute all of you are in your old selfies
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s unfair how cute all of you are in your old selfies
Is there anything more depressing than setting an alarm for Saturday morning?
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Is there anything more depressing than setting an alarm for Saturday morning?
My coworkers have all gone home and I’m the only one left in the office
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My coworkers have all gone home and I’m the only one left in the office
“Is it hot in here or is it just chair?”
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“Is it hot in here or is it just chair?”
I have started many… ~many~ playthroughs of Final Fantasy Tactics, but this is the first one where I’ve unlocked the mime job. I usually get tired of the grind before getting it 😅
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I have started many… ~many~ playthroughs of Final Fantasy Tactics, but this is the first one where I’ve unlocked the mime job. I usually get tired of the grind before getting it 😅