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KYLE 😮‍💨
@kpyonce.bsky.social
🐕/🏃‍♂️/📍Columbus OH
Too many books! 💙📚

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February 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Sick day on #Humpday 🍑
Just means I lie in bed naked all day 😘
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The four books of January 💙📚
#booksky💙📚
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
She’s ZOOMING!

#dogs #Buffy ❄️💙
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Another man’s mirror 😈🍑 #mcm

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February 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The water still flows 🌊
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
“Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself” - Moira Rose 🌹
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Meredith Marks on a plane ✈️
#RHSLC
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It’s too cold to leave bed on #Humpday 🍑

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January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
A little naked yoga for #mcm 👏🏻

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January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Took an edible.
Ran a bath.
Started reading!

“Bath Tub Fight Club”™️

I’m zoooooming bro 🧝🏻
#SundayScaries
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
“Straight” friend fell asleep on my couch after kissing me and asking to see my butthole.

Yes, before you ask, I let him take an inspection 👏🏻

His exact words “It actually looks really nice!” #snowday
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January 25, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Book 3 of the year! #booksky💙📚
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Why did it physically hurt taking this? 🛁
#SudsySaturday #Saturday
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Anyone have something to replace my fingers with? #FCF

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January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Get outside before hell (America) freezes over! 👏🏻 #Winterstorm
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The only #Oscar nomination that matters 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“Golden” by HUNTR/X is nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars.
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
How do I always make the mistake of taking my Doxy on an empty stomach 🤢

TBH tho, not an empty 🍑 😉
#ThirstyThursday
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January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Started #HeatedRivalry, instantly…not enough hockey for me 🏒
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January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Welcome to my Ted talk. 👏🏻

#standup
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
We are barely two weeks into 2026 and I’ve been stood up a SECOND time.

I’m sorry but Columbus Ohio men are useless.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
#FCF - got me good today 👏🏻

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January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM