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Krabbe Claw

@krabbe.bsky.social

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The twitch streamer! Vstiary member! #ArtandCrabs for fanart! #Kraart for stuff I make humu humu https://www.twitch.tv/krabbeclaw PFP: https://x.com/anoyo_mint

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 1d

What NO don't give him any more! his bucket is heavier than HE is he just wants free stuff!!!

A small crab on the porch for halloween night holding a pumpkin candy bucket obviously larger than he is with large text saying Happy Halloween

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 1d

But no for real if I don't crop it out it looks like it's invading the rest of my canvas and it's 10x better

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 3d

Crosspost! HI! Finally Good News was that I got confirmed surgey! Finally after years! This November!

And on top Zum got me gift!
Vertigo inducing collection of well wishes and drunken threats from the US
Heirloom tier gift, thank you infinitely much to everyone who signet it ;_;7

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 4d

Shhhhh, while everyone's asleep, a stream
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 4d

Yippiiie I finally got a Good News so I'm going to do a Deceptively Early Terraria Stream wahoo (after a short walk)

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 4d

Yippiiie I finally got a Good News so I'm going to do a Deceptively Early Terraria Stream wahoo (after a short walk)

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 4d

Rebranding into only drawing quick jokes related to a stream I'm watching and never give any context to any of it it feels like a winning strategy

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 6d

No stream! A lot happening and none of it entertaining! Just gotta hope the soul crushing turns to soul diamonds or something! Never give up!

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 7d

Blue as hell

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 12d

Just for you Mallory, I promise to Actually Announce Properly In Advance (crab heresy) the next im Terring ⭐️

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 13d

Who up Terring their Aria
(Small world to satiate the Urge)

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 13d

Thank god he got a new XLR Mic

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 14d

STILL not getting Battlefield 6 but 2 missions left! Of bad company!
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 18d

My cope of not affording battlefield 6 is that I'm Puh-Retty sure you can't experience THIS in that campaign

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 20d

Oh yeah

It's tarantriss time

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🦀Tarantriss my beloved 🦀

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 20d

Man, thanks for being allround one of the best shorts-creator for the feed. 👍

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 22d

Okay i didn't beat Bad Company in time but! I DID get frog berrypickers earlier today

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 23d

Ohgoodh I was supposed to beat this before battlefield 6 droops *jack bauer voice* That leaves,,,,,,,, 24 hours

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Twitch

Twitch is the world

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27d

:gorilla: 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE :white_check_mark: . PLEASE START GAMBLING :thumbsup: . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT :slot_machine: AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY :thumbsup: . YOU WILL PROFIT :moneybag: , YOU WILL WIN :exclamation: ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT :100: , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28d

Da krab's goin gambling!!!!

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🦀What a WEEK huh? #2🦀Gambling to practice for the Real World Financial Strategy I Have🦀

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · Oct 1

Entire thing yes, 200m away from the offramp

Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · Sep 30

"At least this week can't get worse than last"
The ever elusive Trickster Tire:

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fennec :verified: :therian: @fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · Sep 29

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom":

Some information:
- The coin has been in progress since February 2025.
- Daily standup is the biggest contributor.
- Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing.
- I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens.
- I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness.
- The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension
- If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry.
- The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state.
- if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · Sep 28

Turns out the only thing needed to get me out of a week long funk was the *checks notes* bottomless kindness from the people I'm lucky enough to have crossed paths with over the years, neato! Ordering some of that for you guys as well 🤙🤙🤙

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · Sep 28

What a WEEK, cap'n
We scratching that Made in Unity Itch
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🦀What a WEEK huh?🦀Shopping therapy but it's me fleecing customers🦀

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