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Kristopher G. Sunshine
@krisgsunshine.bsky.social
Former parody account
Owner of @krisscrossapple.bsky.social
Pinned
!WARNING POST!

For those who follow me for the parody/in-character content,

I made this account to "test the waters," as a certain canine would say, and I decided to keep it as my personal account.

If anyone is still interested in a Kris parody account, follow @krisscrossapple.bsky.social
Who the fuck is Moley
a cartoon mole is standing in a field with mountains in the background .
ALT: a cartoon mole is standing in a field with mountains in the background .
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February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
News on the @krisscrossapple.bsky.social parody account:

It will remain MOSTLY inactive until Fall 2025. And I'm talking about Northern Hemisphere Fall, not Southern Hemisphere Fall; so yeah, it will take a while.

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December 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
!WARNING POST!

For those who follow me for the parody/in-character content,

I made this account to "test the waters," as a certain canine would say, and I decided to keep it as my personal account.

If anyone is still interested in a Kris parody account, follow @krisscrossapple.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Thankfully, the weirdo above controlling my body didn't make me hug the prince. I'm just uncomfortable with how they keep trying to set me up with the bird.
December 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I just want to point out how fascinating it is that the human brain has a "department" for specifically identifying other beings trying to imitate humans. I'm not a scientist, but from what I see, it doesn't seem to be a matter of convenience either, but rather survival. (Uncanny Valley).
December 11, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My Chemical Romance is good.
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I love my mom, but she made it very difficult when she chose my middle name.
December 3, 2024 at 12:52 PM
The 3 hours of sleep might be getting to me, but I'm pretty sure that it was Monday for several days & just now it's Tuesday...
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by Kristopher G. Sunshine
Some fanart for @stupidbutterfly.bsky.social and @phisnom.com that I made during the art stream! Started as a warmup doodle that quickly became more than just a warmup lol

#myart #obbyart #fanart #phisnom #stupidbutterfly #art #digitalart #phisart
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Reposted by Kristopher G. Sunshine
Oh no
November 30, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I remember when my brother and I used to go to church every Sunday morning. Father Alvin always told us that when it rains, it's because God is crying. Took me a while to understand why, but nowadays, I just hope that one day it will rain, and God will be crying tears of happiness.
November 28, 2024 at 10:44 PM
In "Stardew Valley".
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Kristopher G. Sunshine
had a dream last night that steel wool announced a special controller support for secret of the mimic. it was an extension for the wiimote that would "make your arms long like jackie's"

yes, you hold it by the base and no, you can't reach the buttons. prepare your wallets
November 27, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I like Saint Motel's "ForPlay" EP.
November 26, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Morning After Cuts (2010) by SkyBox is a hidden gem. I'm also 60% sure it's one of the inspirations for Tally Hall's 2011 Good & Evil.
November 26, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The Stanley Parable is probably my favorite video game.
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I have very mixed opinions on Will Wood's "The New Normal" ("The Normal Album" 2024 remix).

The 2nd half of the album is a significant improvement, though. "Marsha..." was a downgrade and "Love, Me Normally" was left untouched, but apart from that, it's good.
November 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
The earthquake is finally over.
November 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Sans only sells heart-shaped marshmallows. Ironic.
November 25, 2024 at 10:21 PM
@fazbearent.bsky.social

I just visited the new "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" that opened here in Hometown with my friend Susie after school. It's not as big as the Hurricane location, much less the Granite Falls location in Minnesota, but it's still a decent and enjoyable Freddy Fazbear's.

10/10
November 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Video games.
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
December 25th will be an interesting day.
November 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM
An earthquake is happening right now.
November 25, 2024 at 4:15 PM
School is a solid 5/10.
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM