Kris Kees
@kriskees.bsky.social
Graphic Designer (https://kriskees.my.canva.site), semi-starving nomadic artist, poet, and novice blogger of Confessions of a Middle-Aged Orphan (https://medium.com/@kriskees) No DMs unless you have something non-generic to say and nothing to sell me on.
Yikes 😬 I am definitely not prepared and I don’t have the funds needed to get prepared. I don’t even have candles.
If anyone’s able to help me out, my Venmo & CashApp are both KrisKees77. No, I will not click any link you send me. Any actual help will be greatly appreciated, thanks.
If anyone’s able to help me out, my Venmo & CashApp are both KrisKees77. No, I will not click any link you send me. Any actual help will be greatly appreciated, thanks.
Notable shift northward with the track of this weekend's storm system by the GFS model, so that it now closely matches the European model in that the axis of heaviest snow is in a wide band stretching from Wytheville, VA to Roanoke to Emporia and #RVA to Chesapeake to Fredericksburg & eastern shore
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Yikes 😬 I am definitely not prepared and I don’t have the funds needed to get prepared. I don’t even have candles.
If anyone’s able to help me out, my Venmo & CashApp are both KrisKees77. No, I will not click any link you send me. Any actual help will be greatly appreciated, thanks.
If anyone’s able to help me out, my Venmo & CashApp are both KrisKees77. No, I will not click any link you send me. Any actual help will be greatly appreciated, thanks.
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Do your thing
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Do your thing
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May we soon have justice for Virginia and all the other children who were abused by Epstein and his friends no matter how powerful they are. Prince Andrew just lost royal titles over this. Let's take care of business in the USA and release ALL the Epstein files.
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
May we soon have justice for Virginia and all the other children who were abused by Epstein and his friends no matter how powerful they are. Prince Andrew just lost royal titles over this. Let's take care of business in the USA and release ALL the Epstein files.
Felt more depressed than I was before after watching PBS Newshour, so I decided to art it out with what I call “unicorn colors”.
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Felt more depressed than I was before after watching PBS Newshour, so I decided to art it out with what I call “unicorn colors”.
For the full audiovisual experience, check it (and me) out on IG…
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
For the full audiovisual experience, check it (and me) out on IG…
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September 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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That part.
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
That part.
This baby has been living inside my head for quite awhile now and after a long-ass wait for the right tools to get the job done, she’s finally out! Whew! 😅
August 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This baby has been living inside my head for quite awhile now and after a long-ass wait for the right tools to get the job done, she’s finally out! Whew! 😅
This was fun and cathartic! Could’ve gone better with tweezers, but nobody has sent me those from my art supply Amazon wishlist.
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July 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This was fun and cathartic! Could’ve gone better with tweezers, but nobody has sent me those from my art supply Amazon wishlist.
😉😉
😉😉
Well, this has never happened to me before. And that’s from only an hour after posting on Threads! 😳 Holyshitballs.
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Well, this has never happened to me before. And that’s from only an hour after posting on Threads! 😳 Holyshitballs.
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I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
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Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
July 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
Here’s part of my story…So after losing both parents, a job of 2 years, car, my cat (had to surrender her to a foster, but she’s back now), I found myself homeless for most of last year. (LONG 🧵)
July 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Here’s part of my story…So after losing both parents, a job of 2 years, car, my cat (had to surrender her to a foster, but she’s back now), I found myself homeless for most of last year. (LONG 🧵)
Not that Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social typically keeps the gloves on, but at around the 16:42 mark, the gloves start to come all the way off, at the 27:28 mark, Stewart shits in them and hurls them at CBS!
youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...
youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...
Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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July 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Not that Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social typically keeps the gloves on, but at around the 16:42 mark, the gloves start to come all the way off, at the 27:28 mark, Stewart shits in them and hurls them at CBS!
youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...
youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...
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I think they meant fresh CATNAP…. 😂🤣
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July 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I think they meant fresh CATNAP…. 😂🤣
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The future’s so fucking bright 😎
July 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The future’s so fucking bright 😎
Oh, shit! Now Elmo’s out here cussin’ his orange ass out! It’s on now! 🤣
July 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Oh, shit! Now Elmo’s out here cussin’ his orange ass out! It’s on now! 🤣