Kristofor King Movie Reviews
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Film reviews by Kristofor King. Sci-fi lifer. Oscar obsessive. Reflections rooted in a love for cinema. Forever inspired by Roger Ebert.
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🎬 Hi, I’m Kristofor King. I write film reviews on Medium, covering new releases, highlights, surprise gems, Oscar season picks, and Top 10. Always inspired by the one and only, Roger Ebert.

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Read writing from Kristofor King on Medium. Writer and film critic. Reviews, top 10s, monthly previews, and thoughtful takes on cinema—grounded in a genuine love for film.
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Yes, it’s one of the best of the year. But is it THE best of the year? The decade? All-time??? Leonardo DiCaprio’s best performance? My thoughts on Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another are here:
One Battle After Another (2025) — the cost of being seen, the price of being ignored
Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest has the bark, but does it have the bite to match his legendary filmography?
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Tron was not as good as I was hoping it would be. But had a great time with my guys.
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Mom likes to catch all the Oscar nominees with me. Pretty sure this will be one.
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Ne Zha 2 is now the highest-grossing animated film of all time and chances are, you haven’t even heard of it. Here’s why it’s breaking records and what the hype is all about. My review is on @framerated.co.uk and Medium:
Ne Zha 2 — cultural resonance and extraordinary visuals outshine a tangled story
After a great catastrophe, the souls of Nezha and Aobing are saved, but their bodies face ruin.
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Stephen King has published hundreds of works. Hollywood has adapted a million of them. Check out my thoughts on the newest one, The Long Walk, here:
Film Review: The Long Walk (2025)
Fifty kids, one road, no exits. A haunting Stephen King adaptation with heatstroke in its bones.
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The newest Spike Lee joint has its problems. But it also includes several moments where Spike reminds us he’s still really good at this. My full review of Highest 2 Lowest is here:
Film Review: Highest 2 Lowest (2025)
Spike Lee returns to New York with a messy, magnetic morality tale.
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Beautifully animated. But narratively and structurally frustrating. My review of Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle is here:
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba — Infinity Castle (2025)
The action is fierce. The pacing is infuriating.
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Caught Stealing hired a great director then told him to make a movie with Austin Butler in nearly every scene, throw in a decent car chase, and keep it moving. My full review is here:
Film Review: Caught Stealing (2025)
The most average of all the average movies I’ve ever seen.
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The Roses might make you laugh or make you cry. Or, it might hit a little too close to home. My review is here:
The Roses (2025)
The best feel-bad romantic comedy of the year.
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I’m so excited to hear this. Zhao needed another top tier film to solidify herself as one of the best working filmmakers. Clearly she’s got one here. I’m so excited for her and can’t wait to see it!
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The Toxic Avenger is the little slasher B-Movie that could. Two years in studio distribution purgatory was worth the wait to fans of the genre. My review is here:
Film Review: The Toxic Avenger (2025)
The little slasher B-movie that could and eventually did.
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Eden is an observation on human behavior and the way we deflect blame outward instead of confronting ourselves. A message especially relevant today. My full review is here.
Film Review: Eden (2025)
Even paradise can rot from the inside out.
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Ethan Coen getting ambitious about proving which of the Coen brothers is the mastermind. For more on whether or not it’s him, check out my review of Honey, Don’t on Medium.
Film Review: Honey, Don’t (2025)
The title tried to warn me. I wish I’d listened.
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It even earned a forehead slap from my five year old at one point. But Freakier Friday has its moments and is as charming as it is goofy. Click for my review.
Film Review: Freakier Friday (2025)
Freakier Friday gives nostalgia the keys and drives straight into chaos.
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Weapons is worth the hype. If you can only stomach one true horror movie a year, this should probably be it. My review is here:
Film Review: Weapons (2025)
You don’t have to answer every question, but you better ask the right ones.
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The Pickup is Prime Video’s most recent addition to its miserable lineup of 2025 original films. My review is here.
Film Review: The Pickup (2025)
A star-studded heist comedy that runs out of gas.
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The Bad Guys 2 leaves the fun from the first and sets its sights squarely on its youngest fans.
Film Review: The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
Not all bad guys deserve a second chance.
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