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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 5d

These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday

Two orange cats peer sneakily through a sliding door at a squirrel eating corn in the back porch. The general mess in the room does not need to be described. If you can't see the image, you can imagine that there aren't grungy shoes.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 12d

Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday

A beautiful orange kitty boy naps luxuriously on his back.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 13d

Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday

Cheddar, an orange cat, napping like a good boy

Colby Jack, and orange cat, napping with a paw on his face like he has a headache.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 14d

Happy #caturday

Two orange cats look out of a big window and trees.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 17d

Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday

Two orange cats look down through hallway railings.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 18d

Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account

A sleepy orange cat allows his belly to be rubbed

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 20d

May you be this comfy on this joyous #caturday

An orange cat reclines mostly upside down on a red blanket. His paws are folded daintily.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · 25d

A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Sep 20

KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."

an older woman wearing red glasses and red earrings is smiling for a netflix ad

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Sep 17

Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations

Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Aug 23

Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.

An absolutely gorgeous hardcover copy of Hemlock & Silver, the newest book by T. Kingfisher.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Aug 17

Wait. What?

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Jul 18

Personally, I think it's This Is What It Sounds Like - the whole message about feeling broken and then feeling beautiful.

Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Jul 18

Which #kpopdemonhunters song would be most likely to be featured as a lip sync on #RuPaulsDragRace and why?

a man with yellow eyes is wearing a cowboy hat

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Jul 14

I dont think it’s premature or fear-mongery to say this but:

Heed the warnings of black and/or queer educators and academics who are savvy to what goes on around them and in the field because those are the ones they’ll be going after first.

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Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Jul 4

Someone was just setting off fireworks and now there's a severe thunderstorm and I feel like that's just very apt.

Fake Kristin @krosenberg.bsky.social · Jun 6

We have one of those bidets that you can install into your existing toilet. I still regularly use the "righty tighty, lefty loosey" phrase to help me remember how to turn our garden hose on and off. This is a problem, because for the bidet, you turn it right to turn it on, and left to turn it off.