Kito „Little Dog of War“ K
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“Hey folks we like you to overthrow your repressive regime” works way better if you did not bomb said folks just hours before.
Food for thought.
(My very liberal Iranian folks actually want a nuke now, thanks to Bibi)
Food for thought.
(My very liberal Iranian folks actually want a nuke now, thanks to Bibi)
So far unemployment was the third best thing happening to me in 2025.
Exhibit A and B
Exhibit A and B
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
So far unemployment was the third best thing happening to me in 2025.
Exhibit A and B
Exhibit A and B
Israel is de-facto annexing parts of Syria and I’m super excited about how some people will tell me it’s not while at yhe same time it needs to be done but they are actually not doing it but if they were it would be ok
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Israel is de-facto annexing parts of Syria and I’m super excited about how some people will tell me it’s not while at yhe same time it needs to be done but they are actually not doing it but if they were it would be ok
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Not sure who needs to hear this but nick fuentes is human garbage and the Nazis are burning in hell.
Also Russia was on the Nazis side until 1941
Also Russia was on the Nazis side until 1941
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this but nick fuentes is human garbage and the Nazis are burning in hell.
Also Russia was on the Nazis side until 1941
Also Russia was on the Nazis side until 1941
Think of the AI bubble as a grift where four dudes go into a field and pay one guy 10$ to dig a hole, then pay the second guy 10$ to fill it up, the third guy 10$ for shovel-use fees, and the third guy pays the last dude 10$ for letting him and the others lend said ten bucks to begin with.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Think of the AI bubble as a grift where four dudes go into a field and pay one guy 10$ to dig a hole, then pay the second guy 10$ to fill it up, the third guy 10$ for shovel-use fees, and the third guy pays the last dude 10$ for letting him and the others lend said ten bucks to begin with.
I mean, kudos for the ‘20s-themed party. We all know what happened afterwards.
Well, those who are historically literate. So maybe not ‘all’.
Well, those who are historically literate. So maybe not ‘all’.
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I mean, kudos for the ‘20s-themed party. We all know what happened afterwards.
Well, those who are historically literate. So maybe not ‘all’.
Well, those who are historically literate. So maybe not ‘all’.
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Die Telekom wird bald ihre „KI-Tochter“ an die Börse bringen, 36 Mrd einnehmen und dann für 680 Mio zurückkaufen
Bubbles können sie in Bonn
Bubbles können sie in Bonn
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Die Telekom wird bald ihre „KI-Tochter“ an die Börse bringen, 36 Mrd einnehmen und dann für 680 Mio zurückkaufen
Bubbles können sie in Bonn
Bubbles können sie in Bonn
Trump is gonna try for a third term.
Will die before.
JD Vance will be divorcing his wife.
Erika Kirk will start a relationship with Vance.
He will run for president. She will be his First Lady.
2027 will be so much fun!
Will die before.
JD Vance will be divorcing his wife.
Erika Kirk will start a relationship with Vance.
He will run for president. She will be his First Lady.
2027 will be so much fun!
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Trump is gonna try for a third term.
Will die before.
JD Vance will be divorcing his wife.
Erika Kirk will start a relationship with Vance.
He will run for president. She will be his First Lady.
2027 will be so much fun!
Will die before.
JD Vance will be divorcing his wife.
Erika Kirk will start a relationship with Vance.
He will run for president. She will be his First Lady.
2027 will be so much fun!
If you ever feel the need to drink Royal Dutch 20% beers, resist.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If you ever feel the need to drink Royal Dutch 20% beers, resist.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
Lebanon “Ceasefire” 2.0
BREAKING: At least 51 Palestinians have been killed across Gaza by Israeli attacks since the ceasefire came into effect less than two weeks ago, medical sources have told Al Jazeera.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/z1q2d3
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/z1q2d3
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Lebanon “Ceasefire” 2.0
The strongest drink here looks like wiper fluid, tastes like lemonade, smells like scented candles, and apparently you’re only allowed to order three per person.
Let’s see how this ends
Let’s see how this ends
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The strongest drink here looks like wiper fluid, tastes like lemonade, smells like scented candles, and apparently you’re only allowed to order three per person.
Let’s see how this ends
Let’s see how this ends
Wenn mein Edelmetalldepot knapp 110% im plus ist nach drei Jahren, ist das sehr schlecht.
Für die Weltlage
Für die Weltlage
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wenn mein Edelmetalldepot knapp 110% im plus ist nach drei Jahren, ist das sehr schlecht.
Für die Weltlage
Für die Weltlage
Tyfys
Ich wäre bei diesem Narzissmus gepaart mit seniler Dummheit ausgestiegen
Ich wäre bei diesem Narzissmus gepaart mit seniler Dummheit ausgestiegen
So ein Mist
Ok habe Trumps Rede vor den 800 Generälen und Admirälen nochmal übersetzen müssen. der Umstieg aufs neue Telefon lief nicht so eindeutig, es hat also doppelt so viele Hirnzellen gekostet.
Die Rede war wilder als die vor der UNO, sie hatte noch weniger Struktur, sie dauerte länger➡️
Ok habe Trumps Rede vor den 800 Generälen und Admirälen nochmal übersetzen müssen. der Umstieg aufs neue Telefon lief nicht so eindeutig, es hat also doppelt so viele Hirnzellen gekostet.
Die Rede war wilder als die vor der UNO, sie hatte noch weniger Struktur, sie dauerte länger➡️
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Tyfys
Ich wäre bei diesem Narzissmus gepaart mit seniler Dummheit ausgestiegen
Ich wäre bei diesem Narzissmus gepaart mit seniler Dummheit ausgestiegen
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BREAKING: Hamas statement in response to Trump’s plan to end the war in Gaza:
We appreciate President Trump’s efforts to bring an end to the war
We agree to release all the hostages in order to achieve a permanent ceasefire
We appreciate President Trump’s efforts to bring an end to the war
We agree to release all the hostages in order to achieve a permanent ceasefire
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
BREAKING: Hamas statement in response to Trump’s plan to end the war in Gaza:
We appreciate President Trump’s efforts to bring an end to the war
We agree to release all the hostages in order to achieve a permanent ceasefire
We appreciate President Trump’s efforts to bring an end to the war
We agree to release all the hostages in order to achieve a permanent ceasefire
“You have to follow orders, you swore an oath!”
Lawful orders, yes. Big difference
Lawful orders, yes. Big difference
September 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“You have to follow orders, you swore an oath!”
Lawful orders, yes. Big difference
Lawful orders, yes. Big difference
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Trump is planning martial law in real time.
Wake up.
He's admitting the supervillain plot.
Wake up.
He's admitting the supervillain plot.
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Trump is planning martial law in real time.
Wake up.
He's admitting the supervillain plot.
Wake up.
He's admitting the supervillain plot.
Going, no hyperbole, full fascism.
Trump to generals: "America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in any ways because they don't wear uniforms. At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out."
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Going, no hyperbole, full fascism.
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I’m feeling a bit chipper today. Argentina obviously has huge problems that needed to be fixed but what was especially offensive to me was how every muppet on the planet inferred that their (in many instances, vastly more functional) countries needed the Milei treatment.
September 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m feeling a bit chipper today. Argentina obviously has huge problems that needed to be fixed but what was especially offensive to me was how every muppet on the planet inferred that their (in many instances, vastly more functional) countries needed the Milei treatment.
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This one isn’t quite there but consider it a tribute
September 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This one isn’t quite there but consider it a tribute
Einziger Slur mit richtig hartem „R“, bei dem es keine Bombe gibt, ist „Kurwa“ change my mind
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Einziger Slur mit richtig hartem „R“, bei dem es keine Bombe gibt, ist „Kurwa“ change my mind
The Years of Lead Paint are going great
Breaking news: “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” will return to nighttime television Tuesday, but station owners Nexstar and Sinclair are refusing to air it, setting up a battle between the network and those who carry its programming in dozens of U.S. markets.
ABC bringing Kimmel back to air, but some station owners are boycotting him
Nexstar and Sinclair say they will continue to preempt the late-night show, a move that affects dozens of markets, including D.C., Seattle and Nashville.
wapo.st
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Years of Lead Paint are going great
Von der Andulisisch-Tscherkessischen Familie auf der Hochzeit nach drei Tagen adoptiert worden.
Mehr geht vermutlich nicht
Mehr geht vermutlich nicht
September 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Von der Andulisisch-Tscherkessischen Familie auf der Hochzeit nach drei Tagen adoptiert worden.
Mehr geht vermutlich nicht
Mehr geht vermutlich nicht
Who would have thought that two open bar events at a wedding and a reception in Seville at 35 degrees are going to lead to a party-riot.
30 French, 60 Spaniards, 25 Ammani friends. Guardia Civil working overtime to contain an drunk Daddy Yankee Twerk posse
30 French, 60 Spaniards, 25 Ammani friends. Guardia Civil working overtime to contain an drunk Daddy Yankee Twerk posse
September 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Who would have thought that two open bar events at a wedding and a reception in Seville at 35 degrees are going to lead to a party-riot.
30 French, 60 Spaniards, 25 Ammani friends. Guardia Civil working overtime to contain an drunk Daddy Yankee Twerk posse
30 French, 60 Spaniards, 25 Ammani friends. Guardia Civil working overtime to contain an drunk Daddy Yankee Twerk posse
Radar-lock the next time.
Intercept and destroy the next time afterwards.
Strength recognizes strength, unfortunately
Intercept and destroy the next time afterwards.
Strength recognizes strength, unfortunately
Three Russian MiG-31 violated Estonian airspace near Tallinn for more than 12 minutes. The long duration in this NATO air space is a clear sign that this was a calculated provocation.
If this would have happened in Turkish airspace, we would have three Russian wreckages.
If this would have happened in Turkish airspace, we would have three Russian wreckages.
September 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Radar-lock the next time.
Intercept and destroy the next time afterwards.
Strength recognizes strength, unfortunately
Intercept and destroy the next time afterwards.
Strength recognizes strength, unfortunately