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Kelsey Stanczak

Kelsey Stanczak

@kstanczak.bsky.social

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Constantly moving; ask me about my latest hobbies. Excessive Strava user. They/she

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Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 6h

first yorgos: bugonia

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 2d

Diet Pepsi is gross

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 5d

not a single protestant

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 5d

100% lol

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 5d

we just got to chatting about catholicism but it's become a habit of seeing a cross and then asking if they're catholic

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 5d

I gotta stop asking people if they're catholic

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 12d

6:30am is too early to hear someone on the bus whisper on the phone, "you're gonna die if you piss me off"

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 20d

check out my latest substack post!
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...

Reclaiming the joy of reading

My constant battle against succumbing to the insatiable allure of my phone.

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Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 20d

a good pairing: one's a lil crazy and one's a physicist

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 20d

8:05am and I'm already fighting for my life today

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 23d

passed a guy on a lakeshore path: he's sitting next to his fishing pole scrolling through pics of himself hold fish

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · 23d

these ebikes are looking more and more like dirt bikes and I don't want dirk bikes on the bike paths

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Sep 26

Kind of on a publishing roll!!! Check out my latest post :)
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
#catholic #cradlecatholic #radtrad #converts

Am I just a nostalgic Cradle Catholic, or has the Church always been like this?

How I accidentally went to a radtrad Catholic mass, and how that had me reading declarations from Vatican II.

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Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Sep 26

I love libraries

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Sep 25

weirdly judgmental take for a supposedly anti body fascist post

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Sep 25

hey check out my latest substack post :)
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
#bodyfascism #bodyimage

An injury in the age of body fascism

Reframing this year's injury in the context of being chronically online, and why resisting Western body ideals is critical for inter- and intrapersonal harmony.

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Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Sep 10

me: *meets another linguist*
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Sep 5

my boyfriend lost NASA funding so now he has to TA/be funded through the university, and enough funding has been lost due to this administration's cuts that the university will likely not have a 2026 or 2027 cohort

stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Aug 15

Feeling for my kosher and halal friends... why does every sandwich have ham or salami ??

(I also stopped eating pork)

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Aug 10

I reeallly want a tandem bike

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Jul 30

"If you have to leave at 6:45 why do you have to wake up at 5:30?"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Jul 25

@nytimes.com how do you do a whole episode on Gatsby and not talk about the homoerotic undertones between Nick and Gatsby??

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Jul 19

pathologically eager to talk to mormons ??

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Jul 11

one of my friend researches bats and years ago I got her a bat necklace and pretty much every post I see she's wearing it 🥹

Kelsey Stanczak @kstanczak.bsky.social · Jul 3

the american dream is getting rich enough to steal more wealth from the middle class