Kelsey Stanczak
kstanczak.bsky.social
Kelsey Stanczak
@kstanczak.bsky.social
14 followers 9 following 37 posts
Constantly moving; ask me about my latest hobbies. Excessive Strava user. They/she
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we just got to chatting about catholicism but it's become a habit of seeing a cross and then asking if they're catholic
I gotta stop asking people if they're catholic
6:30am is too early to hear someone on the bus whisper on the phone, "you're gonna die if you piss me off"
a good pairing: one's a lil crazy and one's a physicist
8:05am and I'm already fighting for my life today
passed a guy on a lakeshore path: he's sitting next to his fishing pole scrolling through pics of himself hold fish
these ebikes are looking more and more like dirt bikes and I don't want dirk bikes on the bike paths
weirdly judgmental take for a supposedly anti body fascist post
me: *meets another linguist*
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt
my boyfriend lost NASA funding so now he has to TA/be funded through the university, and enough funding has been lost due to this administration's cuts that the university will likely not have a 2026 or 2027 cohort

stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education
Feeling for my kosher and halal friends... why does every sandwich have ham or salami ??

(I also stopped eating pork)
I reeallly want a tandem bike
"If you have to leave at 6:45 why do you have to wake up at 5:30?"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"
@nytimes.com how do you do a whole episode on Gatsby and not talk about the homoerotic undertones between Nick and Gatsby??
pathologically eager to talk to mormons ??
one of my friend researches bats and years ago I got her a bat necklace and pretty much every post I see she's wearing it 🥹
the american dream is getting rich enough to steal more wealth from the middle class