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dylan @kurtz.dk · 5h

Love Stereolab to death. But... Some loops hit a tone that vibrates my skull worse than any headache or ear in ringing I've ever had

dylan @kurtz.dk · 20h

Everyone stiffing the bellhops on a tip is what led us to self checkouts

dylan @kurtz.dk · 22h

Jon Gries with vans / campers needs to be studied

dylan @kurtz.dk · 1d

If 2 of 3 doom scrolls are AI images, I quit the app and put down the phone

Turns out, this is helping me reduce screen time

dylan @kurtz.dk · 1d

Back on my bullshit of really vibing with Pink Floyd's* "Yet Another Movie"

I don't think I knowingly listened to "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" in my early years. But I'm so nostalgic for it.

dylan @kurtz.dk · 3d

I passively watch a lot of mindless shit during the day for background noise

But I absolutely draw the line at streamers reacting to sora videos on tiktok

I can feel my brain caving into itself like the house from Poltergeist

dylan @kurtz.dk · 3d

Always getting suggested sleep ambients that involve cars

I refuse to listen to them out of fear of sleeping while driving for real

I do miss being a passenger and waking up at home

dylan @kurtz.dk · 4d

I wonder if Microsoft gets excited, has a little launch party, assorted pizza and lacroix, whenever they release a new icon set for Office applications.

dylan @kurtz.dk · 6d

how did mulder expect to get out of that ice tunnel?

[x-files fight the future]

dylan @kurtz.dk · 6d

watching CKY2K because I'm homesick for southeast PA

dylan @kurtz.dk · 7d

a girl I had a crush on in early MySpace era had The Unicorns “Tuff Ghost” and Blur “Girls and Boys” on her profile at points

and I can’t begin to describe what an impact those two songs had on my taste in music outside of skate videos

dylan @kurtz.dk · 9d

im not sure if we’re getting more stupider or if we’re more aware of how stupid we already were

dylan @kurtz.dk · 10d

I've never felt so out of time than I have now, taking an AI employee training course

Generating email responses
Analyzing datasets
Summarizing reports

why am I on this planet

how do I parent from 1st grade onward when this is the workplace presently

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

I may be returning to hobby coding finally. After maybe 15 years.

Do what you love, you never work a day. But when what you love was your hobby, you really don't want to do that in your free time too.

Coding for work, coding for a side hustle. It really left zero brain space to want to code more.

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dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

Youtube moving the "save" (add to playlist) option off of the primary list is really fucking annoying

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

You sweet talker
Betty Crocker woah hold on

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

The battle in the village of Labyrinth always lost my interest and still does but when the MC Escher stairs show up, I lock the fuck in

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

The contact juggling (Michael Moschen) and the “crystal balls” drifting away as bubble and showing reflections of elsewhere

cinema

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

instead of the Nazgul catching on to the Hobbits leaving the Shire, I want the Fire Gang popping up between trees as they run for the ferry.

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

Labyrinth: You're mother is a fraggin' aardvark!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Your mother was a hamster!

Was Terry Jones the one coming up with yo mama insults?

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

I wonder what the glitter budget was for Labyrinth

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

Sarah in Labyrinth has a Judge Dredd board game and that’s rad

dylan @kurtz.dk · 13d

Love hearing that little bit of Demi Roussos in Blade Runner. Vangelis keeping those Aphrodite’s Child roots close.

dylan @kurtz.dk · 14d

It just clicked that the guy in London in Hackers is Dave Stewart from Eurythmics

No idea how I've missed this and it's so fitting for a cameo I love it

dylan @kurtz.dk · 14d

Sending out an SMS
Sending out an SMS
Sending out an SMS
Sending out an SMS

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