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Kyle Bob

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I like to make things on the computers and sometimes I talk into a microphone. kylebob.com

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Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · 1d

Optimistic Halloween

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · 3d

Drinking soda is what separates us from the animals

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · 8d

Pizzazzhole (noun):
Someone with way too much pizzazz

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · 10d

Today I had 4 browser tabs open
All of them were email
All my messages have been read
This is a life

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Aug 21

Moose Code

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Aug 19

Bee Sky

Bee: Look out nature, I'm a bee with a spear.
Flower: Okay.

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Aug 18

Children are the future
But also the past and the present
People are the future
Water is the future
Bread and butter are the future
Frosted Flakes too, probably
Tony the Tiger is the future

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Aug 4

App Idea: Meatloaf Near Me
For when you’re in a meatloaf mood
And you don’t wanna cook your own

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Jul 16

Did you know the Lion King and the Office are part of the same cinematic universe?

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Jul 15

If width is how wide something is, is breadth how bread it is?

Baguettes have a lot of breadth

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Apr 10

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Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Apr 1

Environmental Awareness Comic

Coral 1: Are we the only corals left?
Coral 2: We're the same coral. I'm your butt.

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 31

Wholesome limerick:
A cowboy walked into a bar
And with him he brought a guitar
He played a nice ballad
And got a free salad
He felt like a big superstar

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 21

Erasers are overrated

2 6

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 20

Land Before Time Remake

The Land Before Time
What time is it?
...
...
...

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 7

Here's a picture I took of a lot of carrots that you can use for a background for something if you want to

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 6

Face the Music

Quarter Note: I'm a one-note character!
Rest Note: ...

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 4

Pufferfish Kerfuffle

Pufferfish 1: Are you afraid of stingrays?
Pufferfish 2: Nope.
P1: How about...sharks?
P2: Naw.
P1: How about...not being able to unpuff?
P2: *puffs up* I hate when you do this.

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 3

Why do we call them windows when we could call them squeegee boards?

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Mar 1

24 / 7 / 365 = ~0.01 = 1%
Coincidence?
I think I've solved a piece of the puzzle but I don’t know what puzzle I'm solving

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Feb 28

Dinosaur Haiku

Triceratopses
I wonder how they tasted
Perhaps with their tongues

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Feb 25

I had so many Allen wrenches that I made an Edgar Allen Wrench Poe

Edgar Allan Poe portrait made of Allen wrenches

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Feb 24

Game Idea: Deer Deer Revolution
It's like Dance Dance Revolution, but you get down on all fours and spend the whole game not moving, staring at the screen. The game keeps beeping at you, but you gotta stand your ground. It's a test of endurance, and it only costs a buck.

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Feb 21

I don't like the phrase "delivering a baby"
It's too aerodynamic sounding
It takes 12 hours to move 2 feet

Kyle Bob @kylebobtime.bsky.social · Feb 20

When will they invent smokable pretzel sticks?