Kyle Bob
@kylebobtime.bsky.social
I like to make things on the computers and sometimes I talk into a microphone.
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Haiku
Tacos fall apart
New taco scoops up pieces
I've gained so much weight
Tacos fall apart
New taco scoops up pieces
I've gained so much weight
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Haiku
Tacos fall apart
New taco scoops up pieces
I've gained so much weight
Tacos fall apart
New taco scoops up pieces
I've gained so much weight
Haiku
Green, yellow, and red
Apples are like traffic lights
Help you not be dead
Green, yellow, and red
Apples are like traffic lights
Help you not be dead
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Haiku
Green, yellow, and red
Apples are like traffic lights
Help you not be dead
Green, yellow, and red
Apples are like traffic lights
Help you not be dead
Some drums say boom boom
Some drums say doom doom
Some drums say bum bum
Some drums say dum dum
No drums say they're sorry
Some drums say doom doom
Some drums say bum bum
Some drums say dum dum
No drums say they're sorry
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Some drums say boom boom
Some drums say doom doom
Some drums say bum bum
Some drums say dum dum
No drums say they're sorry
Some drums say doom doom
Some drums say bum bum
Some drums say dum dum
No drums say they're sorry
Character Concept: Hulalad(s)
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Character Concept: Hulalad(s)
Happy Birthday to Whoopi Goldberg!
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy Birthday to Whoopi Goldberg!
Negative zero sounds colder than positive zero
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Negative zero sounds colder than positive zero
Negative zero sounds like a thing that’s not a thing
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Negative zero sounds like a thing that’s not a thing
I hate when you only need 1 googly eye
But your only option is to buy 500
But your only option is to buy 500
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hate when you only need 1 googly eye
But your only option is to buy 500
But your only option is to buy 500
Would you read this book if I made this a book?
October 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Would you read this book if I made this a book?
Optimistic Halloween
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Optimistic Halloween
Drinking soda is what separates us from the animals
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Drinking soda is what separates us from the animals
Pizzazzhole (noun):
Someone with way too much pizzazz
Someone with way too much pizzazz
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pizzazzhole (noun):
Someone with way too much pizzazz
Someone with way too much pizzazz
Today I had 4 browser tabs open
All of them were email
All my messages have been read
This is a life
All of them were email
All my messages have been read
This is a life
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Today I had 4 browser tabs open
All of them were email
All my messages have been read
This is a life
All of them were email
All my messages have been read
This is a life
Children are the future
But also the past and the present
People are the future
Water is the future
Bread and butter are the future
Frosted Flakes too, probably
Tony the Tiger is the future
But also the past and the present
People are the future
Water is the future
Bread and butter are the future
Frosted Flakes too, probably
Tony the Tiger is the future
August 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Children are the future
But also the past and the present
People are the future
Water is the future
Bread and butter are the future
Frosted Flakes too, probably
Tony the Tiger is the future
But also the past and the present
People are the future
Water is the future
Bread and butter are the future
Frosted Flakes too, probably
Tony the Tiger is the future
App Idea: Meatloaf Near Me
For when you’re in a meatloaf mood
And you don’t wanna cook your own
For when you’re in a meatloaf mood
And you don’t wanna cook your own
August 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
App Idea: Meatloaf Near Me
For when you’re in a meatloaf mood
And you don’t wanna cook your own
For when you’re in a meatloaf mood
And you don’t wanna cook your own
Did you know the Lion King and the Office are part of the same cinematic universe?
July 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Did you know the Lion King and the Office are part of the same cinematic universe?
If width is how wide something is, is breadth how bread it is?
Baguettes have a lot of breadth
Baguettes have a lot of breadth
July 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If width is how wide something is, is breadth how bread it is?
Baguettes have a lot of breadth
Baguettes have a lot of breadth
Environmental Awareness Comic
April 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Environmental Awareness Comic
Wholesome limerick:
A cowboy walked into a bar
And with him he brought a guitar
He played a nice ballad
And got a free salad
He felt like a big superstar
A cowboy walked into a bar
And with him he brought a guitar
He played a nice ballad
And got a free salad
He felt like a big superstar
March 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wholesome limerick:
A cowboy walked into a bar
And with him he brought a guitar
He played a nice ballad
And got a free salad
He felt like a big superstar
A cowboy walked into a bar
And with him he brought a guitar
He played a nice ballad
And got a free salad
He felt like a big superstar
Erasers are overrated
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Erasers are overrated
Land Before Time Remake
March 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Land Before Time Remake