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Kyo
@kyozilla.bsky.social
tom nook stan, big lizard enjoyer
me if i was a cowboy
June 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
da squad
“Bite first, ask questions later.”
May 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
@lulululucien.bsky.social snomnomnomnomnomnom
Snom’s German name is “Snomnom”. That is all.
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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That’s my fuckin man
April 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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when you need to recharge
April 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The way seeing "shark infested waters" always pisses me off... like bro thats where they live, we're the parasites infesting their homes, they're allowed a lil bite in return
April 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
nothing more shameful than having to cut and shorten your nails to match the ones that broke smh
April 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Also been letting my hair dry on its own so i dont blast the wound with my hairdryer and damn. The curls and frizziness is out of this world
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
everytime i see the stitches poke out my head i giggle. i look so stupid with this 1.5cm wound with like 5 different white strings coming out of it 🤣
April 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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June 3, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
also i have to put a glob of vaseline on the suture to keep it hydrated and all and my hair looks like absolute shit right on this spot because of it. greasy nasty lil area of hair 😭and why is vaseline so hard to wash out of it my god
March 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
the way i want to scratch my head so bad but i cant otherwise im gonna rip off the stitches 😔
March 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Eyes? Lazered. Boobs? Cut in half. Head? Slashed open
March 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Adding that to the list of medical procedures i had done that i describe in the most metal way
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Currently have a few stitches on my head cause i had a mole removed in my hair and i cant wait to say i had my scalp cut open when people ask why i have blood in my hair
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
meat is back on the menu bois (my internet is fixed)
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Been parked up on my parent's couch all afternoon cause i got pissed at not having internet. I am not any god's strongest soldier
March 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No water from 9am to 3pm was rough i realized how much i actually wash my hands its wild
March 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Bitch what do you mean i can't play infinity nikki offline on my ps5 i hate this 🫠
March 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Also not only is my internet out, but someone in the building is apparently doing plumbing stuff and the water has been cut for a few hours. I'm in shambles
March 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Still no internet... had to schedule an appointment with a technician for tomorrow.... i hate having people in my space fucccccck
March 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Internet is out in my neighborhood. I am back in the ice age. I feel a sense of kinship with my cave dwelling ancestors. My only choice to make before i lose my mind to the void is to play games offline, oh the cruelty
March 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM