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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 18

happy birthday to my favorite son who i am wishing on time because i absolutely did not forget his birthday because he is my favorite son and i love my one and only son that is not an utter disappointment and i would never forget his birthday happy birthday *checks hand* gilbert

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 12

ooc. sbr wooo!

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

why don’t you make me shut up?

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 11

UGH. jus’ shuddup already.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 11

have a heart baby

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

in a bad way. you will be in pain.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

in a bad way. you will be in pain.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 11

in a good or bad way

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

i will eat it.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

i will eat it.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 11

give it a lick or two before you do

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 11

proud of 2nd place?

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 11

Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 11

April Fools was 9 days back

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 10

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 9

close your eyes

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏 /̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅ @s3xpstls.bsky.social · Apr 9

Gays, everywhere I go all I see is gays.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 8

i am so in love with this unintelligent american. i gave vanilla ice a cowboy hat because i missed hol horse. i disgust myself.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 8

I want you eviscerated.

( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 8

Love you too, baby.

( presses a kiss to his forehead. He don’t gotta clue why he’s so grumpy today, but. )

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 8

there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 8

there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 7

ooc. my dio is single shipped ^^

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 7

he is unfortunately my husband and, due to unnecessary modern laws, i cannot harm him.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 7

ooc. don’t be mean to my precious higgs ):

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 7

you will be next.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 7

ooc. thinking about this again … he’s perfect for it … i should at least make dio do his makeup like this …

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 6

ooc. dio irl fc. hear me out.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 7

someone stole my pants. vanilla ice, if it was you, i am going to gut you and display you in a common room to make an example out of you. i will make petshop eat your liver every day.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 6

ooc. “ irl fc ” and it’s a video game character 🧐

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 6

ooc. dio irl fc. hear me out.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 4

watching rupaul’s drag race. thinking about how he could do everything so much better.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 4

Yes. Which is why we shall name him Alfred Giorno-2 Brando

Oh so now you listen to me … Vanilla Ice “loves on” me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( I’m never not with you, but that is not the point. )

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 4

Fer once, I agree with you. I oughta let my boy be normal.

Also, you just said tha’s my boy… and with how yer attached with me? I doubt anyone else is lovin’ on you.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 4

Who said he’s your son?

No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 4

Who said he’s your son?

No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 3

I ain’t lettin’ my son be named for yer other son, or for you. let ‘im be himself. You think I’da got somewhere bein’ Hol Horse Junior???

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 2

( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long )

is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 2

( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long )

is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅. @emperorsbullet.bsky.social · Apr 2

WE’LL COME UP WITH SOMETHIN’ LATER

( he says, all the way from the kitchen )

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 .ᐟ @l1k3him.bsky.social · Apr 2

. . .

charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.

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