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🌺 alyssa 🌺
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•25• full time mommy, part time yapper #freepalestine 🇵🇸
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Had a dream I was watching one of these plastic comforter bags slowly fill up with mac n’ cheese
I’m fucking wrecked. I’ve been talking to some idiot on discord.
I’m bawling lanoom. My account is gone.
good morning I have come here because the other app is fucking broken 😀😀
still sad I missed them btw 😭🤣 they were supposed to play at a local festival and had to cancel. Hoping they’ll come back someday to area 506 👀
hi everyone I have been away for 657 years!! but tonight I am listening to @fakesharkmusic.bsky.social and smiling ♥️
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I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
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Today is Elmo’s birthday.

He turns 3½ years old every year, despite existing for 45.
Oh he said this is impossible by the way
my best friend is a paramedic now and I ask the best questions
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Anxiety is my alarm clock
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parenting seems like trying to win a chess match against someone that flips the board when you're about to checkmate
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Paeden for your thoughts on this trying day
That sounds deliciously refreshing
I seriously can’t believe this has to be said, but please do not let Donald Trump, Elon Musk or any of those right wing powerhouses win you over because of fucking TikTok. They’re giving you a candy bar as a distraction.
ew no 🤣😭 he always gave me the ick
Nic Nemeth (Dolph Ziggler) is ready to return home to WWE with their new partnership with TNA 🚨

#WWE #TripleH #DolphZiggler
I love tomatoes. Especially the baby tomatoes in different colours. So good.
was trying to find out what hashtag people use for raw over here and let me tell you it is NOT hashtag raw 🥲🤣
He’s figured out how to hit the reset button. love it
Still feeling horribly sick and only managed to eat a small piece of ham last night, however Nathan said something like

“shame you’re not hungry. I was going to buy you food.”

well whoopy doo guess who’s tummy is just a growling at the thought of door dash!?!