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🌺 alyssa 🌺

@l4venderh4ze.bsky.social

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•25• full time mommy, part time yapper #freepalestine 🇵🇸

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Nov 19

Had a dream I was watching one of these plastic comforter bags slowly fill up with mac n’ cheese

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Mar 28

I’m fucking wrecked. I’ve been talking to some idiot on discord.

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Mar 28

I’m bawling lanoom. My account is gone.

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Mar 10

good morning I have come here because the other app is fucking broken 😀😀

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Feb 24

Smells like curry

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Feb 24

still sad I missed them btw 😭🤣 they were supposed to play at a local festival and had to cancel. Hoping they’ll come back someday to area 506 👀

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Feb 24

hi everyone I have been away for 657 years!! but tonight I am listening to @fakesharkmusic.bsky.social and smiling ♥️

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Benjamin Rivers (of Blooooood) 🇨🇦 @benjaminrivers.bsky.social · Feb 2

I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · Feb 3

Today is Elmo’s birthday.

He turns 3½ years old every year, despite existing for 45.

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 31

Oh he said this is impossible by the way

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 31

just take a nap then

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 30

my best friend is a paramedic now and I ask the best questions

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Kevvy @kevvykevvy.bsky.social · Jan 28

Anxiety is my alarm clock

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bird sorcerer @weirdoqueen.com · Jan 27

parenting seems like trying to win a chess match against someone that flips the board when you're about to checkmate

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 24

@tewanxiousbooker.bsky.social

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 22

HA🤣

Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · Jan 21

AEW Star Saraya And Ronnie Radke Have Split Up After 6 Years

AEW star Saraya and her longtime boyfriend, Falling in Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke, have ended their relationship. TMZ reports that their sources indicate the couple split late last year, with signs of trouble brewing for over a month. Fans began…

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trisha morales @oneeyedwondergirl.bsky.social · Jan 21

Paeden for your thoughts on this trying day

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 20

That sounds deliciously refreshing

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🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 19

I seriously can’t believe this has to be said, but please do not let Donald Trump, Elon Musk or any of those right wing powerhouses win you over because of fucking TikTok. They’re giving you a candy bar as a distraction.

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 19

ew no 🤣😭 he always gave me the ick

WWE & AEW News Roundup @wwenewsroundup.bsky.social · Jan 19

Nic Nemeth (Dolph Ziggler) is ready to return home to WWE with their new partnership with TNA 🚨

#WWE #TripleH #DolphZiggler

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 19

I love tomatoes. Especially the baby tomatoes in different colours. So good.

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 14

was trying to find out what hashtag people use for raw over here and let me tell you it is NOT hashtag raw 🥲🤣

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 14

He’s figured out how to hit the reset button. love it

🌺 alyssa 🌺 @l4venderh4ze.bsky.social · Jan 14

Still feeling horribly sick and only managed to eat a small piece of ham last night, however Nathan said something like

“shame you’re not hungry. I was going to buy you food.”

well whoopy doo guess who’s tummy is just a growling at the thought of door dash!?!