WHEELJACK
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SHOCKING: elite decepticon warrior, SKYWARP, as been seen flying around Detroit airspace with their skypeenor out. What could this possibly mean for our economy?
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my cisgender ray...
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Whoaaaaaaa
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( HFF. stupid jet. )

there's been more than one?
can she not fight, or what?

( he barely knows her. and doesn't watch the news; boring. )
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buh….. recycling’s good for the …. The environment ……
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i wi-i-ill burn th-thissss-zz whole pl-lace down
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Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]
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Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]
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( GRABBING WHEELJACK'S WRIST. )
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[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,
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[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,
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does anybody in this chat read Naruto
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Okay I got 2 contenders for faces that are completely original, 100% I made them, ethically sourced. Where’s Roddy
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Do you think he would care if it’s too chiseled
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Don’t worry guys. I can Make Rodimus a new face haha one second [ disappearing into his sea of filing cabinets and opening the one that says ‘FACES (LIKE NEW)’ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵉʳᵉ
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hi guys this is my new invincible war oc Rodinvincible
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I’m jacking it, oh! Oh! I’m wheel jacking it! I’m wheeljacki g! Ohh! Oh! Oh! I’m wheeljacking!
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wuahuhuh uh WITH A WAVW OF MY FINGER AND A FLCIK OF A DICK ONE ZAP FROM ME WILL KEEL YOU QUICK IM ON MY KNEES READY TO SUCK AND BLOW BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I’VE GOT TO GO [ jumps out of a several story high building and directly into traffic ]
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I mean. It could be important to know if you two ever decide to— actually, now that I think about it, this could all be avoided if you knock up OP instead of the other way around …………
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You better be! Considering how massive he is compared to you, pregnancy could be ….. well. Maybe I should leave the medical talk to ratchet.
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Now Optimus. Remember. Unless you want a tiny cityspeaker running around, make sure you use one of my faaaantastical prime-sized Procreation Seals
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Straight up freaking it in my lab
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oof owch ouch ouch
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To be fair, I kinda wasn’t expecting. Y’know. Living guys. I thought you were all alone up here, and we had a spare energon harvester, so —
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Uhhh, well. See. That’s the damndest thing…
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What, like YOU’RE any better. You raise things from the dead all the time.
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whaaaat… I thought we had something….