Parenthood Haiku #4 on missing my Gramma:
When my baby girl
does anything delightful,
And she’s missing it all.

Hey East Hartford Chevrolet and Kia of East Hartford: Nobody likes your Donald Trump impersonator radio commercials. Literally nobody. If anything, you are driving customers away.

Parenthood Haiku #3:
The little engine -
not about perseverance,
but about kindness.

Parenting during late stage democracy: “Sorry I’ll be a little late to the protest, I have to go to a kids birthday party this afternoon.”

Parenting Haiku #2:
Maybe you could be,
A purple monkey in a,
Bubblegum tree and…

Parenthood Haiku #1:
Ow, stop, that’s my hair
Please stop pulling it, that hurts
Ouch ow stop ow ow