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Lady Voldemort

@ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social

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Civil litigator. Spoonie. Mother of bassets. Elder emo. Auntie extraordinaire. Sister of the Moon. Aerialist. Texan.

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · Sep 3

I had 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, and half a bag of spaghetti, so I made carbonara

Homemade spaghetti carbonara in a blue bowl on a cutting board

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 13h

MY VERY OWN POOL!!!!!!!!!

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 17h

Thank you! Can’t wait to get some seating out there! We have a big backyard too- with a POOL!!!!!

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 19h

My FIL got a birdbath and a bird feeder in the front and the back for us!! I’m excited to see our visitors!

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 19h

OUR NEW HOUSE!!!!!!!

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 20h

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

You know what, they had a spice cake on my meal tray, so at least I had a bit of sugar!

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly! I need to ease back into working. If I hit it too hard, I’ll be back at square one. And I’ve fought too hard and too long (2 years!!!!!) to restore my health that was decimated by practicing

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know yet. I would have to take their bar exam. I’m hoping that maybe I can do 1099 work for some firms reviewing medical records and writing medical chronologies. I can also pull depo exhibits, and I can even teach other lawyers how to depose a medical expert witness- that’s valuable!

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

My husband brought me a goodie bag when he picked me up with: Hershey bars, Heath bars, Tootsie Rolls, and a Vicodin 😍

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I had some chocolate

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

Severe sanctions need to be given for this. I would support someone going on an all expenses unpaid trip to a disciplinary committee. It is our job to ensure everything in our work is true, correct, and good law. There is zero excuse for submitting briefs with fake cases.

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

So many people are animals who don’t have any manners at all (even in first class)

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I ended up in a window seat since I switched seats (I always pick aisle seat because I know I’ll have to pee) but I didn’t get up to use the bathroom once, please clap!

[I was scared to walk in front of my seat mate and have my butt in his face, it seems so rude]

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

This doesn’t surprise me at all (complimentary)

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

Now that I’m on my second in-flight vodka cran:

My mom walked me inside the airport to help me check all my bags, then walked me to TSA. I was strong for her the whole time. Then as soon as she walked away, I cried

Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

One day I’m going to have my very own motorcycle, manifesting!!!!

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

MENSA eligible (Weschler FSIQ 152)

First published at 15

Been fly fishing for 25 years

Had my 🍒 pierced (closed up during a hospital stay)

Awarded “most likely to be a MILF” two years in a row in law school

Prayed for my eyes to turn green like my dad’s- they changed color when I was 8

G o o d T r o u b l e @ooliej.bsky.social · 1d

Join me in disclosing a little known fact about yourself that may surprise your followers.

I’ll start: I love LEGOs.

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

Dinner time is at 6, so Walker started the dinner shakedown dance at 4 today. And Bonnie will be up at 5 tomorrow

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

My husband put some Halloween candy in a baggie and is bringing it to pick me up 🥺

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I seem to recall, my very first time flying first class, eating ice cream sundaes! My friend and I ate sundaes and watched Star Trek all the way to London 🥰 That was an international flight but maybe they’ll have a square of chocolate for me!

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I had some chocolate

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I just realized this is my first ever time flying alone in first class

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

You’re right. I moved because I’m nice and for no other reason!
I would never ask someone to switch seats unless I was flying with a child

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

I just moved seats for a boomer couple so they could sit together, and I wish I hadn’t

Because you know they were like “oh well, we’ll just ask someone to move!”

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

a woman wearing a mask and a name tag that says pca on it

ALT: a woman wearing a mask and a name tag that says pca on it

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Lady Voldemort @ladyvoldemort09.bsky.social · 1d

You know me, shady as they come!!

I’m wearing a heart monitor and I have my huge bags o’ prescription bottles in there, so I was worried about TSA giving me grief about those things- nope, just the small gift from my grandma lmao

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