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🔞 lardomorph

@laggromorph.bsky.social

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23 any/all, bunnyguy, fatfur artist — male/female art, dark themes, definitely vore NOW, be patient! 18+

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Jul 27

Gonna be late getting home from the supermarket, there's 900 pounds of scooter-flattening lard jamming up the aisle and it'll probably be closer to 950 by the time she's done

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A frankly unimaginably obese opossum (~800–950 lb?) leans over on her tiny supermarket scooter to eat whole twinkies out of a box on a store shelf. She's got a sort of white-trash "People of Walmart" thing going on and has practically poured herself into the biggest pair of olive-green pants I've ever seen. She says "(hhnn... mmnhh...) Jus', like, (hnn,) hold the fuck UP fer a second, these got a sale awn... (hyewww, hhf-)".

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · 10h

little mario reference for the gamer geeks out there

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · 10h

little mario reference for the gamer geeks out there

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Class War Vet Pillow @pillowknight.bsky.social · 8d

normal hibernation weight for skunks, particularly the mallrat variety

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hunetr @hunterbunney.bsky.social · 8d

You drive me craaazyyy

#nightreign

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Jul 24

I need a civil engineer to tell me whether this will make traffic worse or better

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Mar 22

Lines of @ominousglunk.bsky.social's loserskunk locked in (and putting an unwise amount of elbow-pressure on a gut that roars like a V8 if you so much as breathe on it)

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Sep 7

I have vivid memories of scrolling down a South American fatfur artist's media tab while crankin it and was confronted by an irl photo of a whole roasted guinea pig on a stick from a family cookout he was at

which is perfectly normal but *nothing* could have been more startling in that moment

🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Sep 7

Blindly scrolling down a media tab for nudes is brave

🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Sep 1

I like that DS3 is such a celebration of DS1 and shamelessly reuses characters and namedrops bosses, so I don't know why they had to be coy and mention "the Old King of Want" exactly once

I do think it's kind of funny that DS3 treats dual-wielding like it's a lost martial art from Drangleic though

🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Sep 1

DS2 has interesting worldbuilding in a vacuum but it's like, retroactively tainted, by DS3 burying it so much and being so ashamed of it

They treat DS2 like it's a side-story that wasn't part of the trilogy narrative. they go out of their way to make it seem uncool, and I don't really get why

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♦️ @sinhalo.bsky.social · Aug 23

how does this even happen again

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 22

I hate to be the holy-fuck guy but HOLY FUCK azure

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🔞 not Finnick`-- 🎂 28th @finnbig.bsky.social · Aug 18

Getting those... "gains" as they say

Sketch/lines by: @alleycatmomo.bsky.social
Colours by me!

Finnick, partaking in quite a few different delicacies.

From right to left (Top to bottom) Finnick begins drinking "Diet Pupsi" a soda knock-off of the real worlds soda brands. Finnick has multiple bottles next to him as he sips on one of the 2 Litre's.

Then, seemingly having finished most of the diet pupsi 2L's, His belly looks slightly fatter, as Finnick squishes his tummy with one of his hands. Finnick says "ahhh" to show he finished taking a sip.

In the third pic (top left), Finnick is sitting on a couch, beginning to devour a TON of food, that varies to Burgers, fries and pies. His belly is steadily growing!

Now, in the bottom left, we see Finnick having finished all the food, his large GUT pouring out from under his shirt. Finnick pats his belly in satisfaction whilst licking his fingers with his other hand. There is no more food.

Now, (bottom middle) Myles walks in with Pizza boxes, looking shocked/bewildered. Finnick Looks very happy while placing his hand on his gut like a table.

In the last sketch/pic (bottom right) Finnick, having eaten so much, the over eating seems to have extended his height a few feet! Now Myles is pressing against Finnicks giant belly with his hands.

Sketch, done by alleycatmomo
Colours by me!

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 18

WOOF

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a million bucks @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · Jul 6

hr's gonna hear about this.. and maybe get in on the fun

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 9

It *is* bad-funny that it coincides with it being (as far as I know) impossible to read Homestuck legitimately online right now

Everything comes together to smack of poor IP stewardship to me, I'm very cautious

🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 9

Re-found the brush from years ago I really liked, america is saved

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evil gelatin 🔞 @gelatingent.bsky.social · Aug 9

It's the position she always wanted

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17% Malevolent @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · Aug 8

we're hiring! not janitors though, she's already overfilled that position

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 8

Always a fan of vore where the pred is so absurdly uselessly ultra-fat that it's embarrassing that you managed to get eaten by them at all. like falling down a sweaty drooly open manhole

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Dec 2

Oh time to scoop up the other stuff from twt I forgot

I really do think people slept on Gulpee Rex mascot vore ... it must be because I gave that pair of currently-getting-eaten legs two clearly different shoes, like some amateur

Digital art — the character Gulpee Rex (a mascot available in the theme-park management simulator Planet Coaster), but very obese, with wide hips.

Digital art — the character Gulpee Rex (a mascot available in the theme-park management simulator Planet Coaster). He is very obese, with his legs forming deep stacked rolls of fat and his stomach dragging the ground.

A park employee is drawn under his tail and into his ass with a "SSCHLRP." Meanwhile, his belly thrashes with the hands of other people who have met the same fate; "GLWRPH... / MMNGH-! / HMNF!"

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QWEAVEN UNIVERSE @qweave.bsky.social · Aug 8

like no offense but come on

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 7

One would struggle to nail down what specific character Rose is

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 3

Rose says "go fuck yourself"

or "GO F– (hwwrbph,,) GO FUCK YOURTHELF (SHNRRK)" to transcribe it more faithfully

@ominousglunk.bsky.social

A really bloated obese skunk flips somebody off and squeezes her violently roiling gut with her other paw.

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🔞 lardomorph @laggromorph.bsky.social · Aug 5

Also a big fan of how it's a nonbinary character that isn't just "robot with no encoded gender" or "animal too simple to have a sense of identity"

Libra's intelligent and expressive and has a clearly masculine physique but is also it/its, you don't see that sort of thing very often

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