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MickDundee58
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Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 6h
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am, Saturday, October 11, it is a pleasant, sunny 18°C. Taking the wife to Rosehill Gardens for a day at the Races. Gives her a chance to wear some pretty clothes. Last 6.05 pm. Better book a Hotel. Keep smiling, talk later. 😀
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 18h
Ha! ha! I knew him well. Not to be crossed. #DangarPlace
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 19h
"The older I get, the better I used to be."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 19h
"Did you hear about the Golfer who didn't have metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 19h
"What do you call an angry golfer?"
"Teed off."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 19h
"The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of Clubs."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 19h
"What do you get if you cross a Baseball Field with a Golf Course?"
"A Diamond in the rough."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 20h
"They call it Golf because all the other four-letter words were taken."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 20h
"What do you call an itchy person who can shoot par or better?"
"A scratch golfer."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 21h
"What do you use to find the location of a Golf Ball?"
"A lie detector."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 1d
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9.30 am, Friday, October 10, it is a sunny 23°C. Going for a drive to Mt Druitt Hospital today, so I know where to park and drop off wife for her Physio classes beginning Monday. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 1d
"Why was the Retiree's wife tired?"
"She got twice as much husband for half the pay."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 1d
Can anyone confirm or deny that @Channel9 & or @SMH Australia have nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Award?
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
"Old age makes us great multi-taskers. I can now sneeze and pee at the same time."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am on Thursday, October 9, it is a cloudy 23°C. Off to KMart to have a look around, then grocery shopping at Westpoint. Play the remainder of the day as it comes. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
"Now that I've gotten older, everything's finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back my neck . . . "
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
'Nighty Nite' pantrywoman. Sweet dreams. ❤️
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
"Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very, very long time."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
"Why do Retiree's smile so much?"
"Because they can't hear a word your saying."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d
"My wife said I should name 'paddocks' after my age: This one is Pasture Prime..."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Wednesday, October 8, at 9.30 am it is 23°C, heading to a high of 32°C. Getting all my work done early, then taking 'better half' over to Club for lunch. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d
"What do you get if you cross a Whale with an Elephant?"
"A Submarine with a built in snorkel."
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d
"Why did the Killer Whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?"
"He's the one that 'Orca-strated' the heist."
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