MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
"What did Tesla name their electric lawnmower?"
"E-Lawn."
"E-Lawn."
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"What did Tesla name their electric lawnmower?"
"E-Lawn."
"E-Lawn."
"My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him."
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him."
"If you don't know how to conduct yourself, you should be grounded."
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"If you don't know how to conduct yourself, you should be grounded."
"I was going to tell you a joke about electricity, but I forgot watt it was." 😀
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"I was going to tell you a joke about electricity, but I forgot watt it was." 😀
"A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store."
"They gave me another one free of charge."
"They gave me another one free of charge."
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store."
"They gave me another one free of charge."
"They gave me another one free of charge."
Took old light fitting off by standing on a chair, nearly got new one up, but base won't cover mess on ceiling, looks like a spackle & paint job. Hope I don't have to paint whole ceiling. Girls needed power back on to cook dinner and watch a show on TV. Tomorrow it is. 😀
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Took old light fitting off by standing on a chair, nearly got new one up, but base won't cover mess on ceiling, looks like a spackle & paint job. Hope I don't have to paint whole ceiling. Girls needed power back on to cook dinner and watch a show on TV. Tomorrow it is. 😀
Wine Shop . . . where next?
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Wine Shop . . . where next?
Wife wanted 2 new lights for living room, been to Bunnings $150, will try to wire them in this afternoon. Now at WW's for a little shopping, then a bottle shop for some wine. Could be home by 2 pm . . . unless the Sisters have other plans. 😀
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Wife wanted 2 new lights for living room, been to Bunnings $150, will try to wire them in this afternoon. Now at WW's for a little shopping, then a bottle shop for some wine. Could be home by 2 pm . . . unless the Sisters have other plans. 😀
Had my blood test and Drs visit, back home by 9.15 am, that's efficiency. Booked in for biopsy Friday. All results by December 11. No cost. Great Health System in Australia. 😀
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Had my blood test and Drs visit, back home by 9.15 am, that's efficiency. Booked in for biopsy Friday. All results by December 11. No cost. Great Health System in Australia. 😀
At Drs for my 8.15 appointment. 😀
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
At Drs for my 8.15 appointment. 😀
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Wednesday, December 3, it is a pleasant 14°C. I have a Drs appt, at 8.15 am, followed by blood test at 9 am, hoping cancer markers have stabilised. Rest of the day will be planned by the girls. Keep smiling, talk later. 😀
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Wednesday, December 3, it is a pleasant 14°C. I have a Drs appt, at 8.15 am, followed by blood test at 9 am, hoping cancer markers have stabilised. Rest of the day will be planned by the girls. Keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"Why don't Americans eat snails?"
"They only like Fast Food."
"They only like Fast Food."
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"Why don't Americans eat snails?"
"They only like Fast Food."
"They only like Fast Food."
"Why do hamburgers go to the Gym?"
"To get bigger buns."
"To get bigger buns."
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
"Why do hamburgers go to the Gym?"
"To get bigger buns."
"To get bigger buns."
"What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?"
"A Big Mac."
"A Big Mac."
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?"
"A Big Mac."
"A Big Mac."
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?"
"Wassabi?"
"Wassabi?"
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?"
"Wassabi?"
"Wassabi?"
"What did the hamburger say to the pickle?"
"You're dill-icious."
"You're dill-icious."
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
"What did the hamburger say to the pickle?"
"You're dill-icious."
"You're dill-icious."
"Why did the Cowboy get a Weiner dog?"
"He wanted to get a long, little doggie . . ."
"He wanted to get a long, little doggie . . ."
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"Why did the Cowboy get a Weiner dog?"
"He wanted to get a long, little doggie . . ."
"He wanted to get a long, little doggie . . ."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am, on Tuesday, December 2, it is a pleasant 16°C. Girls Christmas Party today, bedlam here as they both (wife & her sister) get 'made up' for 'big day out' at same time. 9.30 am drop off. Have a fun day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am, on Tuesday, December 2, it is a pleasant 16°C. Girls Christmas Party today, bedlam here as they both (wife & her sister) get 'made up' for 'big day out' at same time. 9.30 am drop off. Have a fun day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
"What do you call a cold canine?"
"A chilli dog."
"A chilli dog."
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
"What do you call a cold canine?"
"A chilli dog."
"A chilli dog."
"What does a dog and a cellphone have in common?"
"Both have 'Collar ID.'"
"Both have 'Collar ID.'"
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"What does a dog and a cellphone have in common?"
"Both have 'Collar ID.'"
"Both have 'Collar ID.'"
"What dogs keep the best time?"
"Watchdogs."
"Watchdogs."
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"What dogs keep the best time?"
"Watchdogs."
"Watchdogs."
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?"
"He stole the show."
"He stole the show."
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?"
"He stole the show."
"He stole the show."
"What kind of dog doesn't bark?"
"A Hushpuppy.
"A Hushpuppy.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"What kind of dog doesn't bark?"
"A Hushpuppy.
"A Hushpuppy.
"Where do you put barking dogs?"
"In a barking lot."
"In a barking lot."
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"Where do you put barking dogs?"
"In a barking lot."
"In a barking lot."