Laura
@lalaeta.bsky.social
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Alt to keep up with friends and let rip with my queer little brainfarts. Here for the dolls, other queers probably fine, all others are on sufferance
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thanks! I'll make some for you 😊
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not over sweet which I'd expect of a red this light in colour and abv. fresh and ripe, unusual but still südtirolese in character. also made me belch. go figure.
lalaeta.bsky.social
bought this for the name and tbf it does give some lesbian vibes
light red wine called lezer
lalaeta.bsky.social
first gnocchi of autumn
gnocchi topped with rocket, speck and grated parmigiano, in a sage and burnt butter sauce
lalaeta.bsky.social
(beach boys voice)

well i know a bunch of trannies and they all call me an egg now 🎶
they tell me to transition sometimes they even beg now
but at home with my closet of dresses is where i wanna be
so i go inside and rev my lil' AGP 🎶

(oo-eee-ooo-ooo, etc)
Reposted by Laura
lawsonsv.bsky.social
Saw your dad last night, he was at the
actualnames.bsky.social
Gay Avenue Pump Station
Photo of a sign for Gay Avenue Pump Station
lalaeta.bsky.social
this dress i took but it seems like *everything* is maroon this season? is alan partridge in charge of fashion now?
lalaeta.bsky.social
M(ale)-to-(Woman's) M transsexual
lalaeta.bsky.social
when i started transitioning i never would have dreamt that I'd be smack at average woman size in clothing but it's like a cursed monkey paw which means that everything you like is now out in your size
lalaeta.bsky.social
me: it'll cost but i need to just go find a new winter coat

me 2 hours later: well that's 3 dresses and some lingerie but at least i've spent the same amount
lalaeta.bsky.social
shopping on a saturday, when the stare quotient seems much higher
changing room selfie in a maroon dress
lalaeta.bsky.social
worrying to see that this plus the trains from Prague aren't stopping at südkreuz anymore, hope this is just temporary...
lalaeta.bsky.social
'is sweet loretta moran in "get back" hsts or agp', the most notorious thread in history, locked by the mods after 142,579 posts
lalaeta.bsky.social
tbqh i fundamentally like having a regular job I have to be somewhere at specific times to do. the work week should just be 3-4 days rather than five and i should get 2x the holiday allowance
lalaeta.bsky.social
love how stuff that was depressing or symptomatic of it when i was long-term unemployed just feels like a treat now I've got a 9-5: lying around in bed naked after having a shower, idly contemplating a coffee and scrolling
lalaeta.bsky.social
my brain: hey i came up with this dream

me (reading for a moment, putting the script down on my desk, fixing it with a stare): did... progesterone write this
lalaeta.bsky.social
hyperenthusiastically showing people all my manuscript pictures while regularly pulling my phone back to make sure i don't also inadvertently show them the porn i made of myself at the weekend
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didn't go in anywhere (i don't like going to gay bars on my own) but it warms my heart to see it all so lively
lalaeta.bsky.social
aaaand it's friday night and the gaybars are loaded here in beautiful vienna, austria
lalaeta.bsky.social
like sorry mate, i'm not trying to shock you and i'm not cheating, but if you ask what's happening in my life i will mention important things in my life and my girlfriend is extremely important
lalaeta.bsky.social
mentioning that i'm gay generally doesn't cause that much of a stir to people i've recently met. people finding out i'm trans is *largely*... okay. the thing that makes people shut up and look stony is them finding out i have a wife and a girlfriend
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her (nervously): is it okay?

me: ...well i can't see a single '(blank) 'er? i only just met 'er!' joke for a start. or anything that could be conceivably uttered by mrs slocombe