Laura
@lalaeta.bsky.social
vienna/berlin doll with mild ex-academic derangement
sundays are for feelings of loss. maybe this is why they're for going to church but church services only make it worse
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
sundays are for feelings of loss. maybe this is why they're for going to church but church services only make it worse
Reposted by Laura
me: i can't buy a blåhaj. that's too gamer girl transbian uwu catgirl stereotype bs for me
also me, seeing the Wiener Linien souvenir shop: ooh gotta buy that plush tram. I'll tell the lady at the desk it's for my young nephew. yes for my nephew
lady at the desk (nodding): viel Spaß damit
also me, seeing the Wiener Linien souvenir shop: ooh gotta buy that plush tram. I'll tell the lady at the desk it's for my young nephew. yes for my nephew
lady at the desk (nodding): viel Spaß damit
August 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
me: i can't buy a blåhaj. that's too gamer girl transbian uwu catgirl stereotype bs for me
also me, seeing the Wiener Linien souvenir shop: ooh gotta buy that plush tram. I'll tell the lady at the desk it's for my young nephew. yes for my nephew
lady at the desk (nodding): viel Spaß damit
also me, seeing the Wiener Linien souvenir shop: ooh gotta buy that plush tram. I'll tell the lady at the desk it's for my young nephew. yes for my nephew
lady at the desk (nodding): viel Spaß damit
imagine being a russian trans lesbian and having 'yuri' for your deadname. that must feel weird going online
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
imagine being a russian trans lesbian and having 'yuri' for your deadname. that must feel weird going online
awake in the middle of the night because family is visiting and the guy has this aftershave which stinks out the entire house and makes me cough and my eyes water. i do not know how het women live with this stuff on a daily basis
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
awake in the middle of the night because family is visiting and the guy has this aftershave which stinks out the entire house and makes me cough and my eyes water. i do not know how het women live with this stuff on a daily basis
i had to explain the cold war today, to someone c. 10 years younger. not the deep causes or anything, just literally what it was
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i had to explain the cold war today, to someone c. 10 years younger. not the deep causes or anything, just literally what it was
Reposted by Laura
calling it now: furs are going to roar back into fashion and the trans will be spearheading it
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
calling it now: furs are going to roar back into fashion and the trans will be spearheading it
wiener linien trans pride socks, just in case you thought the wiener linien shop didn't have it's target demographic 100% nailed
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
wiener linien trans pride socks, just in case you thought the wiener linien shop didn't have it's target demographic 100% nailed
so god help me i might do this
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
so god help me i might do this
if christ were alive today he would be hanging out with trans women
and they would be calling him a chaser on their private discord
and they would be calling him a chaser on their private discord
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
if christ were alive today he would be hanging out with trans women
and they would be calling him a chaser on their private discord
and they would be calling him a chaser on their private discord
transbian egg vibes from walther von der vogelweide. more like 'nu alrest *lesbe* ich mir werde' amirite
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
transbian egg vibes from walther von der vogelweide. more like 'nu alrest *lesbe* ich mir werde' amirite
it's the weekend, so my brain has decided i can wake up at 4, as a treat
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
it's the weekend, so my brain has decided i can wake up at 4, as a treat
me: so this agent wrote to me because she liked my posting
my wife: posting? what posts?
me: oh, just posting
my wife: yes... but posts about what?
me: just... posting
my wife: ...
me: posting is not necessarily about anything. it is a form. pure. artistic and platonic. posting gratia posting
my wife: posting? what posts?
me: oh, just posting
my wife: yes... but posts about what?
me: just... posting
my wife: ...
me: posting is not necessarily about anything. it is a form. pure. artistic and platonic. posting gratia posting
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
me: so this agent wrote to me because she liked my posting
my wife: posting? what posts?
me: oh, just posting
my wife: yes... but posts about what?
me: just... posting
my wife: ...
me: posting is not necessarily about anything. it is a form. pure. artistic and platonic. posting gratia posting
my wife: posting? what posts?
me: oh, just posting
my wife: yes... but posts about what?
me: just... posting
my wife: ...
me: posting is not necessarily about anything. it is a form. pure. artistic and platonic. posting gratia posting
spicing up my friday evening (riding home on the U6)
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
spicing up my friday evening (riding home on the U6)
it's a two-kardamombullar day here for all the right reasons
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it's a two-kardamombullar day here for all the right reasons
before i transitioned my type of woman was tall, dark-haired and kinda nerdy/awkward which is basically me post-transition
after transition I don't really have a type for women but for men it is apparently long-haired boys with guitars. if I'd been cis I'd have made so many bad mistakes at uni
after transition I don't really have a type for women but for men it is apparently long-haired boys with guitars. if I'd been cis I'd have made so many bad mistakes at uni
I have a longish train ride. Please entertain me by telling me what your “type” is, if you have one (or more!). How did you discover you had a “type” and/or how do you think that happened?
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
before i transitioned my type of woman was tall, dark-haired and kinda nerdy/awkward which is basically me post-transition
after transition I don't really have a type for women but for men it is apparently long-haired boys with guitars. if I'd been cis I'd have made so many bad mistakes at uni
after transition I don't really have a type for women but for men it is apparently long-haired boys with guitars. if I'd been cis I'd have made so many bad mistakes at uni
i'm beginning to think prog levels make an important difference to my mental health overall? noticing taking it orally rather than boofing corresponds to my more down days
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
i'm beginning to think prog levels make an important difference to my mental health overall? noticing taking it orally rather than boofing corresponds to my more down days
look it's all very well for the pope to say that you shouldn't sleep with a succession of faces but how the hell are you supposed to sleep with rod stewart and ronnie wood without working your way through the rest of the band first
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
look it's all very well for the pope to say that you shouldn't sleep with a succession of faces but how the hell are you supposed to sleep with rod stewart and ronnie wood without working your way through the rest of the band first
top/bottom, butch/femme, yeah yeah whatever. which of you comes to the other one with tech questions
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
top/bottom, butch/femme, yeah yeah whatever. which of you comes to the other one with tech questions
Reposted by Laura
MtF trans (i have a full-time office job)
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
MtF trans (i have a full-time office job)
19th-century french dudes stop just having drag names challenge
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
19th-century french dudes stop just having drag names challenge
i got together with my wife when i was 25 and she was 44, and one thing about that was since then i've had her to tell me life gets better as you get older, and now i'm 42 myself, i feel i can confirm it
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i got together with my wife when i was 25 and she was 44, and one thing about that was since then i've had her to tell me life gets better as you get older, and now i'm 42 myself, i feel i can confirm it
slow day and now writing up a random old letter by a 18-19th c. french lexicographer, librarian, translator and bookseller thinking 'oh, nice but probably gonna be dull i guess' and finding out he used to hang out with the Chevalier d'Éon. philologists ftw, kicking it with the trannies for centuries
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
slow day and now writing up a random old letter by a 18-19th c. french lexicographer, librarian, translator and bookseller thinking 'oh, nice but probably gonna be dull i guess' and finding out he used to hang out with the Chevalier d'Éon. philologists ftw, kicking it with the trannies for centuries
i joke about my slutty rare bookseller costume but i would end up wearing my shortest skirt the day i have to climb a ladder to mess around with the top shelves
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
i joke about my slutty rare bookseller costume but i would end up wearing my shortest skirt the day i have to climb a ladder to mess around with the top shelves
guy called me up asking if he can send a picture of a letter of richard wagner he wants to sell us. insert obvious gag about 'at least he asked before sending a dick pic'
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
guy called me up asking if he can send a picture of a letter of richard wagner he wants to sell us. insert obvious gag about 'at least he asked before sending a dick pic'
wtf. 'aubergine shagreen'. booksellers will literally write this shit
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wtf. 'aubergine shagreen'. booksellers will literally write this shit