Marcus Brinkmann
@lambdafu.bsky.social
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I'm a tempura shrimp and you can't catch me! | 🐢 Terrapin Attack | 🦙 ALPACA Attack | 🦝 Raccoon Attack | 😈 DEMONS Attack | @[email protected]
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lambdafu.bsky.social
Hello Bluesky! I did a thing and now I am the proud owner of the greatest hat in the world! 🎓
lambdafu.bsky.social
At least we can still sit on a Cray-1. Today’s invisible infrastructure will end up being scrapped in the blink of an eye.
lambdafu.bsky.social
This is a friendly reminder that the call for contributed talks to Real World Crypto in Taipei 2026 is open until October 10. We are looking for interesting talks bridging cryptography and its real-world use! Also it’s a great way to meet new people! rwc.iacr.org/2026/contrib...
RWC 2026 call for papers
Real World Crypto Symposium
rwc.iacr.org
lambdafu.bsky.social
It would be super useful to have Claude ingest a paper and try to reproduce (some of) the results. I tried it once and it completely failed to get the point.
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ic0nz1.bsky.social
We found a new vulnerability in TLS. It's a variant of the ALPACA attack that bypasses current countermeasures. Relativly low impact - but great insight! Check it out: opossum-attack.com
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messierm104.bsky.social
Man lese und lösche umgehend seinen Twitter-Account, falls immer noch nicht geschehen.

Unfaßbar, was @arminwolf.at versucht hat und wie er an X, den Iren, der EU und (natürlich) an den USA scheitert.
X ist ein rechtsfreier Raum › Blog von Armin Wolf
Warum es praktisch unmöglich ist, anonyme Hass-Postings auf X zu bekämpfen: Die Gesetze sind zu schwach, X ignoriert sie, zuständige ...
www.arminwolf.at
lambdafu.bsky.social
My favorite part is that it requires very long hash functions. 😅 one author is on Bluesky btw, shoutout to @tiborj.bsky.social
lambdafu.bsky.social
That’s going to be your first and half of your last slide, right?
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malb.bsky.social
Eamonn and I received a Zama Cryptanalysis Grant to help with the lattice estimator github.com/malb/lattice.... We hope to hire interns to work on the estimator over two periods over the next 18 months.

Zama are still taking applications for this grant, see here: www.zama.ai/post/announc...
GitHub - malb/lattice-estimator: An attempt at a new LWE estimator
An attempt at a new LWE estimator. Contribute to malb/lattice-estimator development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
lambdafu.bsky.social
It’s a quote attributed to William Faulkner: „In writing, you must kill all your darlings.“ I find I have to remove about half of what I initially include in a text, sometimes more, to make room for the essence to shine. ✨
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ruhr-uni-bochum.de
Kinderschutz im Netz bleibt oft Theorie: Informatikerin Veelasha Moonsamy untersuchte mit Kolleg*innen aus Belgien und den Niederlanden rund 70.000 Werbeanzeigen auf Webseiten für Kinder – mit alarmierenden Ergebnissen.

👉 news.rub.de/wissenschaft...

(Foto: Roberto Schirdewahn)
Blaue Fläche, auf der in weißer Schrift ein Zitat steht von Veelasha Moonsamy: "Die Werbeanzeigen auf Webseiten für Kinder waren eine bunte Mischung mit einigen alamierenden Inhalten." Daneben in einem Kreis ein Portraitfoto der Forscherin.
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ruhr-uni-bochum.de
Als Mitglied des Exzellenzclusters CASA erforscht @veelasha.bsky.social die Systeme unseres alltäglichen Gebrauchs, wie etwa unsere Smartphones. Am 22. Mai entscheidet sich, ob CASA und damit die Forschung von Moonsamy und ihren Kolleg*innen weiter gefördert wird. Daumen drücken! 🤞
lambdafu.bsky.social
Did you fall into a pit or something? 🤔
lambdafu.bsky.social
It takes a village. 🫣
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chearix.de
Goodbye @ruhr-uni-bochum.de
Hello @uni-wuppertal.bsky.social

Today is my first day at BUW. Super excited to join this awesome place. Looking forward to many interesting projects and collaborations.

If you would like to join or collaborate with our brand new IT security group get in touch with me.
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skrillor.bsky.social
We (@lambdafu.bsky.social & me) found a critical security vulnerability in the #Erlang/OTP SSH daemon that allow attackers to execute arbitrary code via network access on devices running Erlang/OTP SSH servers.

This vulnerability is #CVE-2025-32433, patches out now. Estimated CVSSv3 10.
lambdafu.bsky.social
LaTeX goes berserk when seeing _.
lambdafu.bsky.social
I could never. 1kg/week is a 1000kcal deficit per day, every day, for me: being a zombie for two months. I cap it at 500g/week. Wish you the best!
lambdafu.bsky.social
The book on olive oil looks like a trap.
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lambdafu.bsky.social
Well, I‘m European so I guess we are making an inventory assessment and migration plan that makes the Pqc migration look like child‘s play.
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