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Theo Lamb
@lambocalypse.bsky.social
Artist. Butch they/them lesbian. 37. Obsessed with The Locked Tomb, my gf, and being a hater to my country.
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Little goblin girl
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Did a little drawing for my gf's mom of her elderly beagle for christmas, we printed it out on cardstock so hopefully she likes it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Patreon Policy Team emailed creators saying they'll host a livestream clarifying existing 18+ guidelines on DEC 11.

If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He's my boy.

#themightynein
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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bestie cuddles💘

#oc #monsterhearts #lesbian
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I leaned over KC on the couch to kiss them and they're too busy scrolling through photos of Matt Mercer to kiss me. Lmao wtf
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Some Lumity just because I can.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Happy Halloween! (sorry I forgot to post this here earlier)

#griddlehark
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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May the right fire burn within me.
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Harrowhark Nonagesimus and her cavalier Ortus Nigenad.
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I really need to name these lesbian losers. I have a story idea and a world. They have backstories. But no names. I'm so bad at names.
July 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The two most awful people you know are doing it sloppystyle

#redserena #butchfemme #oc
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The goal is to work on art again and mostly use this account for posting art and sharing posts from others so I made a separate account to yap on. @lambcelot.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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If you wanna be pokego buddies heres my code

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If youre a friend and want to be pokego buddies to throw gifts at eachother once in awhile let me know ill give you my code.
July 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"If they work, then they'll get set free."

This sounds so strangely familiar. As if there was a sign outside of a camp somewhere that said something similar in German. Huh. Weird.
July 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You like "Your Idol" because you like boys. I like "Your Idol" because I have religious trauma that led me to loving religious imagery in non-religious media. We are not the same.
July 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I don't know if I have it in me to keep going if I'm about to be even more of a burden on everyone around me.
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Queer discourse? Try some queer intercourse. That should clear it right up.
June 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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None of us are free until *all* of us are free ✨
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I need someone to invent eye drops that don't involve me putting drops of liquid into my eyes.

"But Theo, that's what - "

I said what I said.
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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the main difference between me in my 30s and in my 20s is that now that when i type out a reply 90% of the time i delete it instead of posting
June 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM