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landonewts

@landonewts.bsky.social

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A carbon based life form that likes to do stuff - musician, composer, sound designer, kayaker, worker outer, cosplayer, video game enthusiast, gay AF. 🏳️‍🌈🎮Also, newts.

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landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Sep 26

YES!!!

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Sep 26

It is a real GREAT movie. Highly recommended.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 23

I’m still angry that at one point in pop music history there was a song called. “yummy yummy yummy (I’ve got love in my tummy)”

Just…. Why? WHY?

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 19

I just saw a statement by KKK LeaveIt saying “this is the most transparent administration in the history of America” or something like that. Riiiiggghhht.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 19

Not the obitI was hoping for, but it will do for now.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 19

👏 🤘🏼👍🏽

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 19

I agree, seems like this is as much for the fellas as it is for the gals (and NBs). Maybe more so in some cases.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 19

Disgusted by the decision of Paramount+ to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert? LET THEM KNOW. Here’s a link to the feedback form.

help.cbs.com/s/customer-f...

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 11

I’m so excited to play this game. Congratulations.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 6

Apart from licensed shows, fireworks are illegal in Portland. But people can just go across the river to Vancouver and get all the illegal fireworks they want. Bad enough on the 4th, but they were popping off all day and night on the 5th, and probably will be heard today as well. Neato!

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 4

Now we know where RFK Junior will be swimming with his family during his Fourth of July weekend

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 4

Just received a gross email from the Social Security administration “applauding“ the passage of the “big beautiful Bill” & how “great” it will be for seniors. Dude, read the room. Many are not “applauding.” Sent a feedback form about it, but doubt that anyone at the Trumpy SSA will give a shit.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 4

Oh, but we DID need that! Thanks!

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 4

At least grocery prices went down on day one, right? Right?

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 4

Nothing to celebrate here, move along.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jul 3

I can tell the BBBad thing just happened because I’ve received a fresh cascade of frantic messages from Dem politicians begging for money. Too soon, guys. If nothing any of us did or said helped stop this, what good is donating money to you now gonna do? Cuz I sure don’t see it.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jun 26

In the past eight hours, I’ve gotten 19 texts (and counting) from different Democratic politicians frantically begging for money. Someone - Act Blue? - clearly sold my phone number to every Dem politician in the United States. I do not appreciate it. Life is stressful enough. Geez.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jun 16

There was literally a manifesto and a hit list. How’s that?

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jun 16

You spelled “assassinations” wrong.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jun 4

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · Jun 1

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · May 28

This morning alone I’ve had 10 “URGENT!” “BREAKING!” texts from democratic politicians begging for money so they can fight Trump. I want to fight Trump, sure. But I don’t have money to donate to every Dem pol in the US. (just venting, based on engagement stats here, nobody will see this.)

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · May 22

Pissed off about Congress passing the “big billionaire bounty“ bill in the dead of night? Contact your senators right now and ask them to vote NO - and also to try to convince other Senators to do the same. Five calls is a great way to contact your elected officials. Call every day.

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · May 16

I love her. Such a great character, revealed over a really interesting arc and I think the character model and voice actor are both fantastic. Like a personal

landonewts @landonewts.bsky.social · May 16

As a sidenote, it sickens me that the few serious politicians we have left now have to utter or write out the words “The Big Beautiful Bill.” it sounds like the language you use to placate a not-very-talented toddler when they hand you a piece of paper smeared with ink.