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LS

LS

@lanescheideman.bsky.social

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North Portland, OR. Half Marathon runner. Timbers, Thorns, Liverpool. Cat herder.

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LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 21h

Thank you Darlington.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 1d

With all the sociological research out there, you know this decision is based on taking our money, not dependent on how we think we feel about it. Deep down, there must be enough to justify it.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 2d

Great and fucked up at the same time. Riding my bike for an hour around the local elementary school because ICE was reported in the area earlier in the day. Smiling and nodding at the maybe 150 other neighbors standing in the rain on the sidewalk also keeping watch over our lovèd community.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 3d

So I shouldn’t walk over to Astor. I’m assuming I’d be of no help.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 3d

Can we do anything as neighbors?

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 4d

Join in or go back to listen to the KEXP set from John Richards this morning.
KEXP.org
Rebellion, pride, hope, celebration, truth and music to power.

KEXP - Where the Music Matters

KEXP is a nonprofit arts organization serving music lovers through in-person, broadcast and online programming.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 4d

I forgot that is where I’d heard that name before. (Succession tv show)

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 4d

Rhymes with Mom’s Glans?!

Ewww. Sorry. Trying to delete.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 4d

Spinning some tunes in honor of our new WoSo club. @cherrybombsfc.bsky.social

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 4d

HavetheymovedoutofNYCyet.bye

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 5d

Lawyer: You were found to have an epi-pen on you at the time of your arrest.
Defendant: Yes
L: will you please tell this court why you carry one?
D: <hesitates>
L: You swore to tell the truth… and this is a safe space.
D: I’m allergic to… mustard and onions.
L : <slaps table> THE DEFENSE RESTS.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 7d

Omir starts for David in game 3.

Please.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 7d

One more one more one more

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 11d

Keep Debbie’s name out of your fraking mouth

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 11d

People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 11d

Emmys nullified for The Bear. No one actually a cousin.

a man is holding a megaphone with the word cousin written on it

ALT: a man is holding a megaphone with the word cousin written on it

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LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 13d

Hot butter technology peaked then, for sure. The butter slot here was incredible.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 13d

Wrapping up and heading home.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 17d

What do the prospective owners think?

Dundon

a blue and red sign that says law & order

ALT: a blue and red sign that says law & order

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LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 17d

The Blazers could have had Becky Hammon.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 19d

Or a slugger that can do better than 0.whatever in the DH spot.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 19d

Ms pitcher choices/timing by the manager have been OFF all series.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 20d

Can the M’s not pull a starter at the right time.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 20d

Can the Ms not small-ball?

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 21d

Time to watch some good soccer. Go Pilots.

LS @lanescheideman.bsky.social · 21d

Yup