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ilana kaplan
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USA Today Best-Selling Author & writer/music editor @ people magazine ✨former senior editor @ alternative press ✍️ @ rolling stone, new york times, gq, npr, vanity fair, etc. ✨ my book nora ephron at the movies is out now via abrams!
is it too late to be a nepo baby?
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i can’t believe paul dano has been catching strays in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Brittany is a legend!!! Subscribe to her substack & hire her for things
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
girl, go find a tree to talk to
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i've become so much less impulsive when it comes to shopping since my twenties. Like now I'll stare at something I want for 2 years and then decide it's time to buy it
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
heated rivalry continues to be top-tier television
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
got my first tattoo in 7 years as an ode to my fur babies past & present
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i just know bari weiss has already called her
Vanity Fair, Olivia Nuzzi Agree to Part Ways
Nuzzi and the magazine will let her contract expire at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
these mormon wives always say momtok is at its lowest and then they come back therapized and with a cheating scandal
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i feel like the new influencer strategy is ragebait
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i feel like phoenix really wrote “lisztomania” about the oversaturation of end of year lists
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
recently wrote this digital cover on megan moroney and it was fun to flex those longform muscles again people.com/people-style...
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
this is so important to me as a friday night lights fan
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i love her
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:

“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
mother! mary!
Mother Mary | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i just know ryan murphy already has a team making feud: nuzzi and lizza
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
god heard that we needed a club chalamet profile and they delivered www.wsj.com/style/fashio...
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
heated rivalry…give it an emmy now
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the morning show is so unhinged i continue to remain obsessed
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
everyone just needs to get a $400K a year job, marry rich & you're set for retirement www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/n...
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Gonna be a bit of a dork about my newsletter for a moment, apologies in advance.

BIG EGG currently has 72 paying subscribers. I would love to make it 100. There's a sale today where a one year subscription is $30, every bonus piece and feature included. Here's my pitch. 🤼
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The Great Sport of Professional Wrestling, as seen by Joseph Montecillo and Colette Arrand
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November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
support your local bookstores for small business saturday & maybe grab a copy of my book while you’re at it! store.abramsbooks.com/products/nor...
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM