Lard ̶c̶o̶w̶ hog 🐽
@lardcow.bsky.social
The lardcow, ever growing fat fuck. Alter ego of a certain yeen. Taken. 20s, Any pronouns, gender is a fuck | $lardsome if you wanna fatten up the cow, ask for paypal 🐮 | DMS open~ | No minors |
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Lard ̶c̶o̶w̶ hog 🐽
@lardcow.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
Got asked by quite a few people in dms if I had one, so I made an Amazon wishlist for gains
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
20 boxes of snack cakes…
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
20 boxes of snack cakes…
Sometimes I fill my doordash cart with a mountain of food and try to get off by just how much is in it tbh 💦
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sometimes I fill my doordash cart with a mountain of food and try to get off by just how much is in it tbh 💦
Been a while since I’ve had a reaaally big binge tbh, I’m excited to get looks tomorrow when I stack my plates like crazy 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Been a while since I’ve had a reaaally big binge tbh, I’m excited to get looks tomorrow when I stack my plates like crazy 🙂↕️
Need to reach megachub status asap. Topping off a decent binge with some liquid calories 😈 can’t believe how out of breath I was here just chugging and wobbling around…
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Need to reach megachub status asap. Topping off a decent binge with some liquid calories 😈 can’t believe how out of breath I was here just chugging and wobbling around…
Really trying to push as hard as possible for bigger so I can get more stretch marks tbh. Mine have all faded and I need to be covered in new ones
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Really trying to push as hard as possible for bigger so I can get more stretch marks tbh. Mine have all faded and I need to be covered in new ones
Everything is getting harder. Getting up from bed, waddling, dressing myself… But I know you’re going to make it worse. I’m helpless to resist the feedings and boost, and you know I’m going to end up immobile. Why not speed up the process and get me a nice binge? 😈
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everything is getting harder. Getting up from bed, waddling, dressing myself… But I know you’re going to make it worse. I’m helpless to resist the feedings and boost, and you know I’m going to end up immobile. Why not speed up the process and get me a nice binge? 😈
Need to be made into a literal pile of lard ugggh
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Need to be made into a literal pile of lard ugggh
Dick too buried in fatpad to ever top, ass too fat to ever get anything past my wobbly cheeks. Really let myself turn into a total lardass virgin huh?
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Dick too buried in fatpad to ever top, ass too fat to ever get anything past my wobbly cheeks. Really let myself turn into a total lardass virgin huh?
Things I need in life:
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Things I need in life:
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
I’m practically wasting away here… you know you can fatten up this fat fucking lardpile even more 😈 make me a real hog 🐽
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m practically wasting away here… you know you can fatten up this fat fucking lardpile even more 😈 make me a real hog 🐽
Hog hungry… hog needs fed 🐽 hog needs fattened 🐽 hog needs bred 🐽 hog needs worshipped 🐽
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hog hungry… hog needs fed 🐽 hog needs fattened 🐽 hog needs bred 🐽 hog needs worshipped 🐽
Need my hog lard massaged while being hand fed fatter and fatter. Fetch my fat ass breakfast and get busy, runt 😈🐽
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Need my hog lard massaged while being hand fed fatter and fatter. Fetch my fat ass breakfast and get busy, runt 😈🐽
Listen to my fat gut churn away thousands of calories while you kneel down and worship it, each growl and gurgle making you wanna feed this hog gut even bigger
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Listen to my fat gut churn away thousands of calories while you kneel down and worship it, each growl and gurgle making you wanna feed this hog gut even bigger
That’s the last time that fat fucking cow puts on a cursed pig hood… Guess they need a real hog to take over to show them how fat they can really get 😈 Hope this cow doesn’t mind if I borrow their body and add some weight for a while~ 🐽🐽😈
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That’s the last time that fat fucking cow puts on a cursed pig hood… Guess they need a real hog to take over to show them how fat they can really get 😈 Hope this cow doesn’t mind if I borrow their body and add some weight for a while~ 🐽🐽😈
Time to smoke and watch hypno all night and hope I can chug and eat enough to cum 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Time to smoke and watch hypno all night and hope I can chug and eat enough to cum 😵💫
I cannot wait until I park my fat wobbly ass down for the last time and blow up past immobility ugggghh 🥴
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I cannot wait until I park my fat wobbly ass down for the last time and blow up past immobility ugggghh 🥴
So crowded down there
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So crowded down there
Every inch of my body is filling out with lard, and it’s still nowhere near enough
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Every inch of my body is filling out with lard, and it’s still nowhere near enough
Fatter, it’s all I need at any time no matter how big I am. Feed my fat fucking lardass past immobility
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fatter, it’s all I need at any time no matter how big I am. Feed my fat fucking lardass past immobility
Pig hood... need one
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pig hood... need one
Fucking lardass…
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Fucking lardass…
Lardcow eating streams possibly in the near future 👀💦
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lardcow eating streams possibly in the near future 👀💦
Nothing like waking up and feeling the slightest bit more crowding in my crotch 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Nothing like waking up and feeling the slightest bit more crowding in my crotch 🥴
The way my brain melts the instant I taste even a drop of boost on my tongue is insane 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The way my brain melts the instant I taste even a drop of boost on my tongue is insane 🥴
Getting sent a sheet cake and told to eat it like a hog would fix me tbh
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Getting sent a sheet cake and told to eat it like a hog would fix me tbh