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Lardcow, butter addict

@lardcow.bsky.social

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The lardcow, ever growing fat fuck. Alter ego of a certain yeen. Taken. 20s, Any pronouns, gender is a fuck | $lardsome if you wanna fatten up the cow, ask for paypal 🐮 | DMS open~ | No minors |

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · Jul 18

Got asked by quite a few people in dms if I had one, so I made an Amazon wishlist for gains
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Check out my list on Amazon

www.amazon.com

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 5d

I’m curious, how would **you** bad end me? Doesn’t have to be limited to fat kink, could be anything, I’m very open! I wanna hear all your kinky ideas~ 😈

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 4h

Good lardbrained hogs let weed and gluttony control their life 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 1d

Ended up a 500+ lb lardass helplessly growing fatter in my 20s because I couldn't stop eating. I was almost a seasoned athlete in middle/high school, glad I ate any remnant of that away, huh? Now, where's my 7th dinner?

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 2d

Getting too fat to lift your arms 🥰

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 2d

Feeling myself getting heavier each night I swear. Jock is getting tighter each night. Knees a little more stressed when I get up from my chair. Winded more when I waddle around. I'm feeling my body slow to an unmovable state with each day. Who's going to help accelerate it?~ 😈

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Aki @akimanedwolf.bsky.social · 2d

greedy 🍨

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 3d

My body is a vessel to be fattened to unreal proportions and limits. My body is a vessel made for feeding, eating, and constant growth. My body is in constant need of more food, more weight, and more fat at all times. Lard was meant to fill every fold and crevice of my body, and own every bit of me.

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 4d

I try not to beg so much here but my god I have a fast food problem that needs exploited badly… 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 4d

In the mood for something greasy and fattening. Be a good feeder and get me that asap. I’m waiting 😈

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 5d

The life I need tbh

Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 5d

Ohh this one’s hot 🥴 I can already hear and feel my hide creaking ominously from the pressure 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 5d

I’m curious, how would **you** bad end me? Doesn’t have to be limited to fat kink, could be anything, I’m very open! I wanna hear all your kinky ideas~ 😈

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 5d

Involuntary & permanent locktober participation

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 7d

I love when my lack of self control and helpless gluttony is exploited 😵‍💫🥴 you could make a fat cow even worse~ 🐮

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 7d

Looks like that cursed jock has taken over completely. Intelligence and willpower permanently set to zero. @monsterhedonist.bsky.social decided to give that final push deeper into obesity, rendering this fat cow permanently stuck chugging, binging, and getting fatter for the rest of their days! 😵‍💫😵‍💫🐽

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

Oh god, chugging boost again has me so riled up and lardbrained fuckkkk 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

Eat don’t think eat don’t think eat don’t think eat don’t think eat don’t think 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

Whoops! Looks like I came before I could get it off! Looks like it’s chugging, growing, and cumming for the rest of my days! 😵‍💫🐽

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

I think this jock was cursed… intelligence draining… willpower falling… can’t think.. can’t stop.. must chug, must grow. Must chug, must grow. Must chug, must grow… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

Gotta keep snapping jocks so I lock myself into negative stats 😵‍💫

Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

I'm basically almost there already... 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

Bold of you to assume my willpower hasn't already just faded to zero with every pound I've caked on so far 🥴

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

I swear my jocks give me +horny, -int, -willpower, and +gluttony debuffs 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

Immediately leaking through my jock 😵‍💫

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Lardcow, butter addict @lardcow.bsky.social · 8d

The speed at which I got debilitatingly horny when I saw more boost arrive today is insane 🥴

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