ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
Musician, Snakepiss, co-host of Rose-Colored Headphones, massive dunce, underrated
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ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
· Dec 31
If anyone has any intel on this artist it would help us a lot. Real mystery we've got brewing here. No one can identify this beautiful voice or the fine musicians backing it.
I like that everyone is constantly fighting an online consumption war with people they've never met and often aren't even sure exist
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I like that everyone is constantly fighting an online consumption war with people they've never met and often aren't even sure exist
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Must be some reason that there's some huge kerfuffle over the halftime show every year I can't figure it out I'm really thinking hard
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Must be some reason that there's some huge kerfuffle over the halftime show every year I can't figure it out I'm really thinking hard
This mother fucker really went and did it
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This mother fucker really went and did it
I have made so many YouTube recipes that come out looking exactly like they do in the video but terrible and so many slapped-together meals that look like shit but taste incredible.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I have made so many YouTube recipes that come out looking exactly like they do in the video but terrible and so many slapped-together meals that look like shit but taste incredible.
Hell should be real! We need it!
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Hell should be real! We need it!
Podcasts have always been considered a pretty low-effort format but I cannot believe how lazy it's become for even some of the biggest shows with the most resources.
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Podcasts have always been considered a pretty low-effort format but I cannot believe how lazy it's become for even some of the biggest shows with the most resources.
Yeah life is pretty good. I have to type things like "f✓¢k" and "$u!c!d€" just in case the computer sees me but I'm doing ok.
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Yeah life is pretty good. I have to type things like "f✓¢k" and "$u!c!d€" just in case the computer sees me but I'm doing ok.
I see where you're coming from with this and I support the cause but there is a really funny reason that one of the men involved is not also in prison. Hear me out. You're gonna laugh.
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I see where you're coming from with this and I support the cause but there is a really funny reason that one of the men involved is not also in prison. Hear me out. You're gonna laugh.
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Be nice to yourselves. If your brain is going to get clogged up with shit, don't let it be yours. Look, it's not a perfect analogy.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Be nice to yourselves. If your brain is going to get clogged up with shit, don't let it be yours. Look, it's not a perfect analogy.
Starting to think that people who only know how to cultivate negative attention really enjoy social media.
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Starting to think that people who only know how to cultivate negative attention really enjoy social media.
[watching a video of a guy playing fugazi on a steel drum] heh. I hate this.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
[watching a video of a guy playing fugazi on a steel drum] heh. I hate this.
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elon musk, the owner of X?
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
elon musk, the owner of X?
Please do not refer to internet people as if they are real. I will not hear it.
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Please do not refer to internet people as if they are real. I will not hear it.
RIP to one of the best who will ever do it
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
RIP to one of the best who will ever do it
Be nice to yourselves. If your brain is going to get clogged up with shit, don't let it be yours. Look, it's not a perfect analogy.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Be nice to yourselves. If your brain is going to get clogged up with shit, don't let it be yours. Look, it's not a perfect analogy.
Adding "confirming appointments" to the list of shit that is not worth my time.
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Adding "confirming appointments" to the list of shit that is not worth my time.
Poured diet pepsi in here hail satan
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Poured diet pepsi in here hail satan
Calling a senator to tell them you don't support masked men in the streets murdering people is some pretty surreal shit.
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Calling a senator to tell them you don't support masked men in the streets murdering people is some pretty surreal shit.
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new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
A few stray conservatives: wow. They really messed up there. I hope in the future our beautiful uniformed simpletons don't make any more mistakes like that. Our dumb, blessed gladiators in their chariots pulled by baby angels have fucked up badly just this once.
The libs: MAGA are finally waking up.
The libs: MAGA are finally waking up.
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
A few stray conservatives: wow. They really messed up there. I hope in the future our beautiful uniformed simpletons don't make any more mistakes like that. Our dumb, blessed gladiators in their chariots pulled by baby angels have fucked up badly just this once.
The libs: MAGA are finally waking up.
The libs: MAGA are finally waking up.
Gang, the world is bad. Donkey Kong Bonanza is pretty good. I think I'm somewhere between the two.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Gang, the world is bad. Donkey Kong Bonanza is pretty good. I think I'm somewhere between the two.
Watching videos of people executed in the streets sandwiched between ads for bidets.
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Watching videos of people executed in the streets sandwiched between ads for bidets.
Goodnight to the gays, and a sizeable portion of the straights as well.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Goodnight to the gays, and a sizeable portion of the straights as well.