ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
Musician, Snakepiss, co-host of Rose-Colored Headphones, massive dunce, underrated
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ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
· Dec 31
If anyone has any intel on this artist it would help us a lot. Real mystery we've got brewing here. No one can identify this beautiful voice or the fine musicians backing it.
It's very funny that I have an entire printer that is capable of functioning but no longer does because I choose not to enroll in an ink subscription. It's actually hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's very funny that I have an entire printer that is capable of functioning but no longer does because I choose not to enroll in an ink subscription. It's actually hilarious.
Trying to remember this one artist's name. It's not Gary and it's not Greg. I know that much. It's not Gregg either.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trying to remember this one artist's name. It's not Gary and it's not Greg. I know that much. It's not Gregg either.
The universe and my youtube algorithm want me to have a stand mixer and I agree with the universe and my youtube algorithm.
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The universe and my youtube algorithm want me to have a stand mixer and I agree with the universe and my youtube algorithm.
[making small talk] so, you ever, uh... been out in public before?
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
[making small talk] so, you ever, uh... been out in public before?
Discovered this during the month that my pregnant ex-wife and I stayed in her childhood bedroom before renting our first shitty house. That was a very hopeful and scary time for me, as it is now. Probably why I thought of it today. Or maybe not. Who cares. youtu.be/aF4L7Krw8x8?...
Wugazi - Sleep Rules Everything Around Me [HD]
YouTube video by turxa
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Discovered this during the month that my pregnant ex-wife and I stayed in her childhood bedroom before renting our first shitty house. That was a very hopeful and scary time for me, as it is now. Probably why I thought of it today. Or maybe not. Who cares. youtu.be/aF4L7Krw8x8?...
"I have too much love for just one family. They all bring something different into my life."
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"I have too much love for just one family. They all bring something different into my life."
What is this masculine bullshit. It's a cutting board that looks like a truck commercial. It looks like it has a fish in its profile photo. It looks like it's going to ask me for my papers.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What is this masculine bullshit. It's a cutting board that looks like a truck commercial. It looks like it has a fish in its profile photo. It looks like it's going to ask me for my papers.
Reposted by ralph
Mixing all the yellow mustards together to see what happens
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mixing all the yellow mustards together to see what happens
[looking at Tom Waits at age 50]
I like that guy. I think that's my favorite guy.
[looking at Tom Waits at age 21]
I want to kick that guy's ass. His mother will cry after I am done with him.
I like that guy. I think that's my favorite guy.
[looking at Tom Waits at age 21]
I want to kick that guy's ass. His mother will cry after I am done with him.
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[looking at Tom Waits at age 50]
I like that guy. I think that's my favorite guy.
[looking at Tom Waits at age 21]
I want to kick that guy's ass. His mother will cry after I am done with him.
I like that guy. I think that's my favorite guy.
[looking at Tom Waits at age 21]
I want to kick that guy's ass. His mother will cry after I am done with him.
No matter their age, gender, or politics/religion there remains an immutably Christian energy to every Pokemon streamer I have ever seen.
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No matter their age, gender, or politics/religion there remains an immutably Christian energy to every Pokemon streamer I have ever seen.
Journalists love using terms like Hobbesian, Keynesian, Draconian. These are meaningful terms, which mean a lot to me. I understand them perfectly, as do most people. This is effective communication.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Journalists love using terms like Hobbesian, Keynesian, Draconian. These are meaningful terms, which mean a lot to me. I understand them perfectly, as do most people. This is effective communication.
I can't sleep because I'm depressed and scared. I assume this is what my parents wanted for me when they brought my fat ass into the world.
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I can't sleep because I'm depressed and scared. I assume this is what my parents wanted for me when they brought my fat ass into the world.
I have been thinking a lot about this idea that everyone is deserving of love and I've come to the conclusion that no they are most definitely not. Have you met some of these assholes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I have been thinking a lot about this idea that everyone is deserving of love and I've come to the conclusion that no they are most definitely not. Have you met some of these assholes.
There are exactly three jokes that drummers on Instagram make and they are 1) overplaying on famous songs 2) guitarist writing a drum part that is impossible to play and 3) Lars and/or Ringo bad ha ha look
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There are exactly three jokes that drummers on Instagram make and they are 1) overplaying on famous songs 2) guitarist writing a drum part that is impossible to play and 3) Lars and/or Ringo bad ha ha look
Every third guy who used to walk into my factory used to carry an Igloo cooler heavy with food. I think we should bring that lifestyle back. Also, we will probably have to.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Every third guy who used to walk into my factory used to carry an Igloo cooler heavy with food. I think we should bring that lifestyle back. Also, we will probably have to.
Y'know those dumb phone games that tempt you to spend money every 3 seconds and are essentially gambling if you do? 10 different currencies overlapping & you never have enough of any of them to get anything? Those are better for your mental health than posting & reading posts. It's not even close.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Y'know those dumb phone games that tempt you to spend money every 3 seconds and are essentially gambling if you do? 10 different currencies overlapping & you never have enough of any of them to get anything? Those are better for your mental health than posting & reading posts. It's not even close.
I will consider dating again in about a year and a half but until then I will be sleeping.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I will consider dating again in about a year and a half but until then I will be sleeping.
Oh you can feel feelings again? Ok here's all of them.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh you can feel feelings again? Ok here's all of them.
I have written, recorded, and cleaned so much shit this weekend, went to my daughter's parade, and I've been doing overtime at work. I think I drank so much for a while just to slow my dumb adhd-ing ass down.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have written, recorded, and cleaned so much shit this weekend, went to my daughter's parade, and I've been doing overtime at work. I think I drank so much for a while just to slow my dumb adhd-ing ass down.
Reposted by ralph
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Music from the Radiohead Episode of "Rose-Colored Headphones", by Pretty Scary
5 track album
prettyscary.bandcamp.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Music from the Radiohead Episode of "Rose-Colored Headphones", by Pretty Scary
5 track album
prettyscary.bandcamp.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
It's been a week since I've performed and I think that is now too long for me. I require attention.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's been a week since I've performed and I think that is now too long for me. I require attention.
I'm grateful for the life I am able to live even when it is horrible and nothing seems real and there is pain and such. I prefer when things are better though. Just to be clear.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm grateful for the life I am able to live even when it is horrible and nothing seems real and there is pain and such. I prefer when things are better though. Just to be clear.
Reposted by ralph
doing the R2D2 scream at my cousin’s funeral
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
doing the R2D2 scream at my cousin’s funeral