Lars Pollmann
@larspollmann.bsky.social
That one guy you barely remember from twitter
Jetzt erstmal nachlesen warum das alles schlecht war
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Jetzt erstmal nachlesen warum das alles schlecht war
Maybe Dortmund get to keep Anselmino if he gets injured a couple more times? It's hilarious how good he is given lack of playing time since moving to Europe
January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Maybe Dortmund get to keep Anselmino if he gets injured a couple more times? It's hilarious how good he is given lack of playing time since moving to Europe
Beier deserved this, been working like a madman all game
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Beier deserved this, been working like a madman all game
Die heutige Linie von Robert Hartmann
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Die heutige Linie von Robert Hartmann
Komisch, der Stufenplan wird ja gar nicht angewendet
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Komisch, der Stufenplan wird ja gar nicht angewendet
Every game away to Union turns into a bar fight for no reason
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Every game away to Union turns into a bar fight for no reason
Feels like Dortmund have gotten much better at attacking set pieces and much worse at defending them since they let go of their set piece coach
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Feels like Dortmund have gotten much better at attacking set pieces and much worse at defending them since they let go of their set piece coach
Great pass by Silva - Great run by Beier - Terrible decision by Guirassy - Great penalty by Can
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Great pass by Silva - Great run by Beier - Terrible decision by Guirassy - Great penalty by Can
You quite possibly can only post this for like 3 more hours: Bayern and Dortmund have the same amount of defeats in Bundesliga this season
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You quite possibly can only post this for like 3 more hours: Bayern and Dortmund have the same amount of defeats in Bundesliga this season
Cheeky Federico Dimarco Ballon d'Or shout
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Cheeky Federico Dimarco Ballon d'Or shout
Matthias Sammer bahnt sich doch noch irgendwie einen Weg zu den Mikros
January 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Matthias Sammer bahnt sich doch noch irgendwie einen Weg zu den Mikros
Harsh red card given by referee who 2 seconds before blocks Dortmund's attack with abysmal positioning
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Harsh red card given by referee who 2 seconds before blocks Dortmund's attack with abysmal positioning
We need to look at Dortmund's draw with these Norwegian demons in a new light
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
We need to look at Dortmund's draw with these Norwegian demons in a new light
Drake Maye is a win against Jared Stidham and a few MVP votes away from succeeding Josh Allen's career achievements
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Drake Maye is a win against Jared Stidham and a few MVP votes away from succeeding Josh Allen's career achievements
All I know is whoever comes out of the AFC is gonna get annihilated in the Super Bowl unless by some miracle the Bears are in it
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
All I know is whoever comes out of the AFC is gonna get annihilated in the Super Bowl unless by some miracle the Bears are in it
Don't wanna count my chickens but I don't know how Stroud gets to 21 points today. Maybe their defense does
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Don't wanna count my chickens but I don't know how Stroud gets to 21 points today. Maybe their defense does
27 per cent of all goals in Dortmund games have come after the winter break
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
27 per cent of all goals in Dortmund games have come after the winter break
Nobody can galaxy brain themselves into not enjoying a 94th minute winner like Dortmund fans
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Nobody can galaxy brain themselves into not enjoying a 94th minute winner like Dortmund fans
That didn't need to be so hard. Thank fuck Emre Can is ice cold
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
That didn't need to be so hard. Thank fuck Emre Can is ice cold
Dortmund can still concede here
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Dortmund can still concede here
Waldemar Anton is the most underrated player at Dortmund. He's having a better season than Schlotterbeck imo
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Waldemar Anton is the most underrated player at Dortmund. He's having a better season than Schlotterbeck imo
Silva's movement and technical ability is so helpful for this team. Just not sure he scores enough goals to be their No1 striker this season or going forward if/when Guirassy leaves
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Silva's movement and technical ability is so helpful for this team. Just not sure he scores enough goals to be their No1 striker this season or going forward if/when Guirassy leaves
Look, he just created another goal. And he's not even playing all that well today
People wonder why Brandt is getting a new deal and then you look up and he has 11 g+a in 22 apps while playing fewer than 50 per cent of available minutes
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Look, he just created another goal. And he's not even playing all that well today