head tilts, lips pursing in amusement.

"you're a terrible liar."

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⠀⠀⠀B̶A̶R̶B̶A̶R̶A̶ B̲O̲B̲B̲I̲ ̲M̲O̲R̲S̲E̲-̲B̲A̲R̲T̲O̲N̲

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖆

ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ. ʟɪɢʜᴛ ꜰᴀɪʀʏ. ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴛᴇᴅ ʟᴇꜱʙɪᴀɴ. ᴛʜᴇʏ / ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴍᴠ / ꜱꜱ.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣, 𝙠𝙞𝙙
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
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cue the eye roll.

"what's got you so jumpy, hmm?"

nudging @camelotservant.bsky.social

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐘

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜɪɢʜ ᴘʀɪᴇꜱᴛᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ. ʜᴀʟꜰ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴛʜᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ. ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰.
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