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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2h

A relative being call aunt is more credible than 85% of your staff calling themselves journalists, including 100% of your talking heads named Jake.

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2h

So we know if Zohran Mamdani has ever dined at At Olive Garden? Because when you are there, you are family.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 4h

If we kept up at that pace we would have around 30,000 ships in our fleet. (If we kept them all afloat)

The US Navy currently has around 480 ships.

Why do we need to build one a day again (if we ever did)?

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 5h

This is like calling your founder, Ted Turner, a wrestler because he owned the WCW.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 6h

I always called my dad’s cousin’s husband “uncle” and when I visited him in the hospital he told the nurses I was his nephew. He was a far better uncle than any legit uncles I had.

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 6h

Has Mike met Jarod and Elon?

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 6h

He has to be the most willingly ignorant man on this planet.

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 12h

a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work

ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work

media.tenor.com

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

Could someone ask him how the president raising tariffs without Congressional approval is legal or legitimate?

Or do laws only apply when they can use them to screw Americans?

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

This is very concerning, both for my chance of getting an OCB, but even more so for all the jet skiers in the village that are inconvenienced. Please destroy the OCB-AI bot before it destroys the planet (unless you can fix it and get me an OCB).

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for the heads up. If I can find someone to join me I’ll go as a couple who accidentally ordered 22 cartons of soup in their online shopping last week (they only meant to order 2!), Otherwise I’ll have to go once again as a man who has never gone hot air ballooning.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

I’d love media outlets to point out he can not have a third term.

Quit pandering to the dementia patient

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

They have to stroke his tiny ego to maintain their access so they can write those tell all books with things they should have reported at the time it mattered.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

That Jake Tapper book on the president’s dementia is going to be a best seller in 2029.

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

And JBS, one of the largest meat processors in the US, is Brazilian owned.

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

Is that little kid even old enough to have an Instagram account?

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 1d

Will the babies have legs? Mark Z. promised we would have legs.

Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

If he didn’t ask for a spoon to gouge his eyes out he isn’t the hardcore Christian that he claims he is.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

They have a history of defrauding their customers.

They overcharge on discounted and sales items - www.cbsnews.com/news/krogers...

Roundy’s, their brand in Wisconsin, caught several years putting false weights on in store products- www.wmtv15news.com/2024/11/20/r...

Roundy’s Supermarkets fined over $1 million for violations

The company that operates Pick ‘n Save and Metro Market stores across Wisconsin was fined over $1 million for over a thousand alleged violations, the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, Trade and Con...

www.wmtv15news.com

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

Has she been active for a while or do she come out of hiding to try to get some of the grift pie left after Charlie got out of the grifting business?

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

It brings me some joy that one of the comedians that recently played at the Riyadh Comedy Festival is currently begging for people to attend his show in Wisconsin. Hannibal Buress has been running FB ads all week, and two hours before the show I got this text:

Skyline Comedy Club: Last chance for HANNIBAL BURESS
tonight at 4 PM! Come laugh and pre funk before the Pack play at 7:20!

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

Not my favorite, but heard this yesterday for the first time and liked it.

youtu.be/IaGKLY-tNks?...

She's Not There // Christopher Cross

YouTube video by Peter wilson

youtu.be

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Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 2d

Oct 26th 1985 - 40 Years ago today! - Mikey, Chunk, Data and Mouth went on a treasure hunt to save the "Goon Docks".

📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)

3 Screenshots from the movie "The Goonies" (1985): First, a boy with a mischievous smile stands indoors next to a statue, with the subtitle "A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys." Second, a child wearing a red bandana hangs upside down in a playful manner, with a glimpse of a calendar and plant nearby. Third, hands hold a newspaper titled "Astoria Ledger" with headlines about unemployment and images of three men, suggesting a theme of adventure and intrigue.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

Our taxes paid for a $50 million ad campaign to praise Trump. I don’t want to hear this administration complaining about propaganda.

www.axios.com/2025/10/15/t...

U.S. government pays for 2025's most expensive political ad campaign

The next closest ad campaign is the $41 million effort to support California's redistricting measure.

www.axios.com

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 2d

JD knows the real victim of 9/11 was George Santos’s mother. That is the real reason his boss pardoned him.

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