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Laura Lee
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I say things that shouldn't be said out loud. Native Cali. Perform stand up comedy for fun 😳
🚫Trump 🚫DM's
2 grown man sons. Saints fan ⚜️ VERY happily married!
Gordon Ramsay/KN episode on my restaurant. Voluntary abuse. Reality TV isn't real. #mamarita4ever
Pinned
How long before they start looking up how you're registered to vote and then disappear you to El Salvador ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Trump Floats Bonkers Theory ‘They’ Added Things To Epstein Files After The Election
Source: Mediaite
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Laura Lee
Operation Distract from the Epstein Files

Fixed it for him
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why weren't they working on a health plan during the shutdown?
Some solutions?
ANY FUCKING THING❓❓❓‼️
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Boy, a lot of panic from the 🍊💩🍄 about something he claims is a "hoax."
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This asshole was going to get his war one way or another. I'm convinced it's all a ploy to halt elections. No elections, no way to impeach him after midterms.
Our soldiers are going to die for this narcissist old man with dementia who has no regard for human life.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ATTENTION :
WE CAN STILL STOP THIS‼️👇👇
There will be another 60 vote Friday* on the garbage shutdown deal. If we can convince just one Senator from the 52 republicans and 8 Dems that voted yes to flip, we could still stop this. Please jump on the phone today, call them, and share this widely.

*If all goes by the regular schedule
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by Laura Lee
No argument here — Trump IS a moron.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
OK, I'm now a new fan of this guy!!
A FUCKING MEN‼️
Absolutely LOVE this guy ❤️

Go give him a follow @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social and check out his latest song. The lyrics are 🔥
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Time to send grandpa to bed.
Embarrassing 😳
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Time to crank up some music and dance while I vacuum
a woman in a plaid shirt is vacuuming the floor
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is vacuuming the floor
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nice job Dodgers ‼️
We live to fight another day💕
a baseball player with the letter s on his jersey
ALT: a baseball player with the letter s on his jersey
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is someone writing all this stuff down ❓
Shit, there's A LOT to keep track of that'll need to be reversed 😳‼️
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Today at my chiropractor appt, she showed me a video of a UFO she saw on her walk.
She was in the process of submitting the videos to a site that monitors that stuff.
One of the questions she had to answer was, "were you abducted?" 😳
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
YES
FREENAN‼️‼️‼️
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media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Everyone's standing
Not cuz of excitement but because their asses hurt BAD!
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
This game may give the gov shutdown a run. ⚾
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
These guys gonna be tired tomorrow.
⚾⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It's coming
Venezuela claims it has captured CIA-linked mercenaries plotting a “false flag” attack to justify US military action.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Maybe I'll also give dollar bills out with the candy. I know, it's not much, but maybe can make a kid smile. 🎃🎃🎃
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We all should have expected this when the asshole 🍊💩🍄wouldn't put his fat hand on the Bible.
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gotta say
Not really feeling great anticipation for another start to what is sure to be another fucked up week in the US.
Maybe it will surprise me.

Not a fucking chance in hell.
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media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Time to clear off the laundry and take this spin bike on an actual spin. I'm serious this time.
😩😩😩😩😩
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Can't wait to turn the clocks back so we can get an EXTRA HOUR OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ‼️‼️💩
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Where do we go to
F U C K I N G
S C R E A M‼️❓❓

It's getting so bad that all I can say is "fuck".
I fear I'm running out of fucks to give.
a woman is screaming with her mouth open
ALT: a woman is screaming with her mouth open
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My dog pooped SO BIG, I swear, you could prob see from space.
Took 2 trips with the shovel.
My god girl‼️‼️
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM