Laurell Phoebus
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Im Laurell Phoebus, but you might recognise me as the news broadcaster. [RP Account - Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/silverdraws4543.bsky.social ] [PFP Done by: https://bsky.app/profile/kitaply.bsky.social ]
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laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Cute! I mean that work's - I have no idea why my parents called me Laurell but it follow's a Greek mytho's so im pretty chuffed about it."
cosywarm.bsky.social
“Mhm. King Freinag named me after thistles because of the colour of my eyes.”
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Well, it truly is a pleasure Thistle. Seem's we were both named after plants." He lightly joked "Im Laurell."
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"White looks good on you." He smiled
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Well, it truly is a pleasure Thistle. Seem's we were both named after plants." He lightly joked "Im Laurell."
cosywarm.bsky.social
Thistle blinked up at him.

“Thistle.” a long pause,” Who are you?”
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Got it, wont do it again." He smiled brightly as if to show off his teeth.
"Whats your name then buddy?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Got it, wont do it again." He smiled brightly as if to show off his teeth.
"Whats your name then buddy?"
cosywarm.bsky.social
Thistle considered this for a while. He felt mainly empty, but it did remind him of some… off putting encounters.

“…A little, yes.”
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Oh, just a habit, Does it bother you?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Oh, just a habit, Does it bother you?"
cosywarm.bsky.social
“I suppose. I do eat sometimes. It is just … difficult…”he trailed off, before frowning, “Why are you calling me ‘cutie’ ?”
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Creature? And just cuz you don't have a desire to, doesn't mean you shouldn't cutie."
He seemed concerned about Thistle.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Creature? And just cuz you don't have a desire to, doesn't mean you shouldn't cutie."
He seemed concerned about Thistle.
cosywarm.bsky.social
“I don’t need to anymore.” he went silent for several long moments.

“…Well, I suppose I do technically still /need/ to eat, I just do not have any instinct to do so anymore.

I do not have any desire. That creature ate it all. I shouldn’t even be alive.”
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there."

He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat.

"If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there."

He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat.

"If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?"
cosywarm.bsky.social
“Seems like way too much effort. Though I guess if it melts in your mouth then you don’t have to do much while eating it…Hm. No, I don’t need anything anymore. People can make me eat if they want, I guess, but I don’t care if I don’t.”
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested.

"And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested.

"And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?"
cosywarm.bsky.social
“Meat that melts in your mouth…?” He wrinkled his nose, “Gross. Don’t cook me any. I don’t need food.”

That was not true at all. He was visibly malnourished. You wouldn’t be getting much meat if you tried eating this elf.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Depends on what cut you have. I prefer the back as there's a lot of dish options. It contains a contrast of fat to hold the flavour, but not too much where it becomes gammy. If cooked right, it should melt in your mouth."
He paused before adding
"I'll happily cook you some if you're interested."
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Depends on what cut you have. I prefer the back as there's a lot of dish options. It contains a contrast of fat to hold the flavour, but not too much where it becomes gammy. If cooked right, it should melt in your mouth."
He paused before adding
"I'll happily cook you some if you're interested."
cosywarm.bsky.social
“So what do people taste like?” he asked, mildly curious.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Can people stop shitting on Cannibalism?! Seriously, its not as crazy as what people think it is - All im saying... Is don't knock it before you try it!"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Can people stop shitting on Cannibalism?! Seriously, its not as crazy as what people think it is - All im saying... Is don't knock it before you try it!"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"I mean, I was referencing turning you into a bear rug but ill take a hug."
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Hah, i guess never underestimate your enemy, huh?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Depends, we talking your skin orr??" He quickly laughed.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"People keep asking if im a cannibal?! Like really?? Who do you think I am!"

His rage quickly spiralled into laughter and then a moment of peace.

"Of course I am."
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"I don't doubt that, but one, it would make hunting ALOT more boring and two, I would have more people on my plate."
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Hah, then thank the gods it's you with that power and not me." He laughed.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
He raised an eye brow yet his smile did not fade. "Really?? I mean thats kinda cool, man."
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Yeah? And what's that?" Laurell seemed genuinely curious.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Ah shit, sounds like a great time." He said sarcastically.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"I don't believe I've heard much about it to be honest, care to fill me in?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"Allllright then cutie. Where you from?"
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
He smiled from your response and said "Aww, why thank you." before giving a friendly wink with a light laugh.
"It depends what you wanna share and if you want it to be off record or not." He joked once again.
laurellphoebus.bsky.social
"You know what, I think I might just believe you. So do tell me about yourself Ronald."
His smile started to intensify, almost turning into something else. It was clear he didnt mean any malice by the name calling but he seemed to have an ulterior motive then simply joking around.