Laurus Gratis
@laurusgratis.bsky.social
Gen X mom (human and dog)
Loves horror movies and [as]
🌈 safe person
Please don’t be mean or I’ll cry
Loves horror movies and [as]
🌈 safe person
Please don’t be mean or I’ll cry
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Princess Aura from the 1981 sci-fi classic Flash Gordon?
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Princess Aura from the 1981 sci-fi classic Flash Gordon?
Where is Leslie Knope when we need her by the east wing?
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Where is Leslie Knope when we need her by the east wing?
I wish pikmin 4 had side by side 2nd player mode like pikmin 3. My daughter and I love playing together. The sh00ter 2nd person in pikmin 4 isn’t as fun for two 😞
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wish pikmin 4 had side by side 2nd player mode like pikmin 3. My daughter and I love playing together. The sh00ter 2nd person in pikmin 4 isn’t as fun for two 😞
My stbx husband doesn’t have a drug problem; he likes doing drugs.
I have the drug problem because I no longer will tolerate him doing drugs around me or my child.
I have the drug problem because I no longer will tolerate him doing drugs around me or my child.
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My stbx husband doesn’t have a drug problem; he likes doing drugs.
I have the drug problem because I no longer will tolerate him doing drugs around me or my child.
I have the drug problem because I no longer will tolerate him doing drugs around me or my child.
You just know Clarence Thomas has a tunnel under his house like that Xmas guy in one battle after another..
September 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You just know Clarence Thomas has a tunnel under his house like that Xmas guy in one battle after another..
Got rejected at cvs in Las Vegas for the Covid vaccination because I have no preexisting conditions.
And my 9yo got rejected too.
Are we healthy yet?
#maha
And my 9yo got rejected too.
Are we healthy yet?
#maha
September 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Got rejected at cvs in Las Vegas for the Covid vaccination because I have no preexisting conditions.
And my 9yo got rejected too.
Are we healthy yet?
#maha
And my 9yo got rejected too.
Are we healthy yet?
#maha
Going through a divorce and a move. Found this under my 9 yo daughters area rug in room 😭
August 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Going through a divorce and a move. Found this under my 9 yo daughters area rug in room 😭
Saw #sketch movie today with my 9 yo daughter. I liked it! I appreciate a well made thoughtful movie without singing and being too corny. The girl in the movie was a little dark and my daughter related to her.
August 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Saw #sketch movie today with my 9 yo daughter. I liked it! I appreciate a well made thoughtful movie without singing and being too corny. The girl in the movie was a little dark and my daughter related to her.
1999 Becks "Germans don't do comedy, they do beer" TV Commercials
YouTube video by ewjxn
youtu.be
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Shut up nerds! He’s trying to save you money!
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Shut up nerds! He’s trying to save you money!
I might need a pep talk from the Secretary of State.
February 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I might need a pep talk from the Secretary of State.
Wow!!!
Wordle 1,324 1/6
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Wordle 1,324 1/6
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February 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wow!!!
Wordle 1,324 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,324 1/6
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Did you realize that uncle Billy in Its a Wonderful Life was 55 yo?
Merry Christmas fellow gen x’ers
Merry Christmas fellow gen x’ers
December 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Did you realize that uncle Billy in Its a Wonderful Life was 55 yo?
Merry Christmas fellow gen x’ers
Merry Christmas fellow gen x’ers
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All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
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