L. Bangs
lbangs.bsky.social
L. Bangs
@lbangs.bsky.social
Clumsy, bold, and an optimist despite…

My poetry is posted at

thepoetryshack.blogspot.com
I can’t shake the idea that by the end of his term, Trump will be calling them Biden’s tariffs.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I leave soon to watch a 4 hour, 35 minute long film.

I’ll then walk directly into a different auditorium and watch another (shorter) movie.

I’m hopeless.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Never let it be said I’m not a top shelf friend.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Netflix should not be allowed to buy Warner Bros.

With Netflix and HBO combined, other streamers will struggle to compete…

…and your already crazy prices will go sky high.

Throw a fit, folks.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“I guess I watched too many
Kurasawa movies after midnight,
Trusting you can always simply
Wipe the blood from off the blade.”

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Harada
Wretched Poems from Columbia, South Carolina
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December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’m awaiting…
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I really enjoyed Ready or Not.

I’m in no way sold on this sequel.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There is no such thing as a narco-terrorist.
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fair or not, I strongly suggest Democrats run a young and vigorous candidate in 2028.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“You always read a lie,
Unsure my dance is nonchalant
Or bon vivant.
I offer no correction.”

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Buffeted
Wretched Poems from Columbia, South Carolina
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December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
True story…

A woman on a dating app said her life goal is to have a little ranch with some animals.

I told her here in the South, we call that chicken tenders.

and somehow I’m single…
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The V always stands for Vagina.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“A squirt of strongest lime
To brighten up the dish

The flavor's off,
Delicious zest sublime
For stir fry faded flat.
It sat too long.

This dinner's isn't worth the effort.”

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Off
Wretched Poems from Columbia, South Carolina
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December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I held the door open for a stranger this morning.

She thanked me by name.

Did I ever mention I’m faceblind?
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s a Waxahatchee Wednesday!
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“I am listening to softest patter,
Cool sensations of dripping skyscape,
Currents kind and hungry.
Smoothest ripples make me close my eyes
And see your hair
At highest tide.”

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Water, Water
Wretched Poems from Columbia, South Carolina
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December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fackham Hall is the comedy of Naked Gun thrown into Downton Abbey.

If that sounds fun to you, this is your movie.

The film was even more Naked Gun than the Naked Gun reboot was,
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“I need to put my lips
To yours
And suck down all your words
Before they leave your very tender tongue.”

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Tacit
Wretched Poems from Columbia, South Carolina
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December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I went all week without pie or egg nog.

Who even am I?
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The South has a mathematically improbable and extremely aesthetically discouraging number of women with blonde hair.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Goodbye, Tom Stoppard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Paul Simon’s The Boy in the Bubble might be his greatest song because it perfectly sums up the wonder and the joy and the danger and the horrors of modern science.

It is a song that means more now than it did upon release in 1986.

There is no resolution, only tension between true extremes.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There’s no horror Trump won’t try to use to make us all a little uglier.
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have to stop telling people I’m watching Zooropa 2 tomorrow.

Bono gonna sue me.
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM