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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 45m

“Ugh, I forgot the Giants played the Eagles last night, I just hope they didn’t get beat too ba-“

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 14h

Also enjoyed this young spectacled owl just absolutely down a glizzy, which I presume is the name of the dead rooster chick

Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 14h

Finally got to do a birds of prey encounter today, had an amazing time. Such beautiful birds

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 14h

a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face and says i don 't know what to tell ya bud .

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 3d

I would bet he only made the video because it was on his property, it was fine until then. Also the line about “we need to go right, we need to go left” we’ve been going right for about half a century now, I think we should try left again personally

Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 3d

Getting an Uber in Holland

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 4d

Once Everton realise that they’re meant to play both halves of the game, they’ll piss the league.

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 5d

Saddest story in 5 words

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Everton Fan Advisory Board @efc-fanadvisory.bsky.social · 5d

The Fans Supporting Foodbanks van will be in its usual place tomorrow, right outside the South Stand, in front of the Everton Way stones. Please bring a donation if you are able to. Tinned/dry foods and sanitary products gratefully accepted 💙

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 5d

Please don’t google that

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 6d

Bar just played There She Goes by The La’s

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 6d

Tried medical THC for the first time last night. Basically did everything wrong (alone, had a full gummy, didn’t eat beforehand) and had the worst time of my life. Can’t wait to try it again.

Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 8d

Hell, try supporting 3 of them 🤡

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 8d

I feel like it would work with this song going straight into the siren/Z-Cars. No I haven’t thought about this for the last 4 years: youtu.be/0mcSoEQ9UOU?...

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 8d

Listened to BBC radio for the first time in years and the news made me want to throw the speaker through the window. Just letting some Reform twat spout his shite about the “dangers” of people telling Farage to fuck off as he’s in Liverpool. Country’s fucked.

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 9d

I can’t help financially but if you need help with designing more flags just let me know, I used to work in repro and made a flag for the NYC supporters club they still use 👍

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12d

Batter them for 25 minutes, they score a jammy goal. Tale as old as time if you support Everton and/or St Pauli

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 10d

They’re making another Simpsons movie?

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 10d

BIG MICK KEGGERS

Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 10d

Jimmy Carr did a private function for Israel, he was already a tax-dodging merc, fuck him

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 10d

I know I keep saying it, but that stadium, though. Fucking gorgeous.

Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 11d

At least they don’t have a cancel culture, they have a ‘chop up your body and leave your parts in an oil barrel’ culture

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 11d

Lovely to see the soundest bunch of lads in Europe piss all over the chips of those MAGA-hat freaks. Go’ed Tommy.

Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 11d

Would sir like a doggy bag of haters before he leaves the table of success?

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Joe @lecafecheval.bsky.social · 12d

Three pigeons have been invoking squatter’s rights in St Pauli’s penalty box for the entirety of the 2nd half. Respect comrades ✊