Notre dame pulled out of the pop tart bowl is a sentence
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Notre dame pulled out of the pop tart bowl is a sentence
It’s not just that cars flagrantly run reds now, it’s that they treat them like a suggestive stop long into the light cycle
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It’s not just that cars flagrantly run reds now, it’s that they treat them like a suggestive stop long into the light cycle
This Indiana game!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This Indiana game!!!!
Car insurance and rent posting the same day I decided to buy a new coat: fuck
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Car insurance and rent posting the same day I decided to buy a new coat: fuck
I understand now where my fatalism comes from because I sent my dad a link to David Byrne’s tiny desk concert and he confused the pre-roll shower head advertisement as evidence my phone’s been hacked
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I understand now where my fatalism comes from because I sent my dad a link to David Byrne’s tiny desk concert and he confused the pre-roll shower head advertisement as evidence my phone’s been hacked
Ordering orthostatics at shift change is a choice
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ordering orthostatics at shift change is a choice
I had half a pie in a brown paper bag in the fridge at work and some mother fucker ate part of it!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I had half a pie in a brown paper bag in the fridge at work and some mother fucker ate part of it!!!!
I have reviewed the resident’s note and agree with the above, including their findings, impression, hopes, fears, and most of all their precious and one life’s dreams
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have reviewed the resident’s note and agree with the above, including their findings, impression, hopes, fears, and most of all their precious and one life’s dreams
Let it be known the only rounding service that said good morning to me was nephrology
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Let it be known the only rounding service that said good morning to me was nephrology
I ordered 7 pairs of underwear from the gap and they sent me 6 pairs of children's pants and 1 of the undies
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I ordered 7 pairs of underwear from the gap and they sent me 6 pairs of children's pants and 1 of the undies
I need a plus one for my rich gay neighbor’s holiday party and my requirement is you have to be able to sing a minimum of one voice part of the hallelujah chorus (tenor or soprano preferred)
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I need a plus one for my rich gay neighbor’s holiday party and my requirement is you have to be able to sing a minimum of one voice part of the hallelujah chorus (tenor or soprano preferred)
What else is there to live for now
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What else is there to live for now
Nothing says “about to do a monster leg day” like decaf peppermint green tea
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Nothing says “about to do a monster leg day” like decaf peppermint green tea
how the fuck is it 2025 and we're still putting 7 days of placebos in birth control
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
how the fuck is it 2025 and we're still putting 7 days of placebos in birth control
I like that my medical record says depression: not currently
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I like that my medical record says depression: not currently
Really sad that in one more generation Weekend at Bernie’s will probably disappear from most public consciousness
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Really sad that in one more generation Weekend at Bernie’s will probably disappear from most public consciousness
Gaslighting is a really effective way to get over a lifting plateau
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Gaslighting is a really effective way to get over a lifting plateau
This is actually a hospital job listing
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is actually a hospital job listing
You know the symphony is gonna eat when they roll out the harpsichord
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You know the symphony is gonna eat when they roll out the harpsichord
Doing an angel tree and one of the requests is for a baby doll. Is there a specific doll 3 year olds want??
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Doing an angel tree and one of the requests is for a baby doll. Is there a specific doll 3 year olds want??
can't stop reading it as enterochromuffin
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
can't stop reading it as enterochromuffin
Being weighed at the doctor’s office is a war crime actually
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Being weighed at the doctor’s office is a war crime actually
i'm being forced to learn about nephrons against my will. how many times will these fuckers secrete and reabsorb something??? CHOOSE BITCH
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i'm being forced to learn about nephrons against my will. how many times will these fuckers secrete and reabsorb something??? CHOOSE BITCH
mire poix slurry time
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
mire poix slurry time