Lee Presson
@leepresson.bsky.social
Participant in, or perhaps even the leader of, the spookiest swing band on the internet: Lee Presson and the Nails!
I am the very model of a modern major appliance.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I am the very model of a modern major appliance.
Has anyone ever attempted to take a test with a #3 pencil?
What was the result? Were there arrests? Was an ambulance needed? Hazmat?
What was the result? Were there arrests? Was an ambulance needed? Hazmat?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Has anyone ever attempted to take a test with a #3 pencil?
What was the result? Were there arrests? Was an ambulance needed? Hazmat?
What was the result? Were there arrests? Was an ambulance needed? Hazmat?
DEMS: We'll vote for a budget if you let sick people go to the doctor.
GOP: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're going to take food away from poor people.
GOP: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're going to take food away from poor people.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
DEMS: We'll vote for a budget if you let sick people go to the doctor.
GOP: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're going to take food away from poor people.
GOP: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're going to take food away from poor people.
Canada elected a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford.
Mexico elected a president with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering.
America elected a TV show host.
Mexico elected a president with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering.
America elected a TV show host.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Canada elected a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford.
Mexico elected a president with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering.
America elected a TV show host.
Mexico elected a president with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering.
America elected a TV show host.
Remember remember the fifth of November when life was slow and oh so mellow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Remember remember the fifth of November when life was slow and oh so mellow.
This is neat!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOI...
Kings & Queens of Halloween #15 Lee Presson
YouTube video by Heather Drain
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October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is neat!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOI...
Happy Halloween!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4A...
Lee Presson and the Nails: Skeleton in the Closet
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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October 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy Halloween!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4A...
Los Angeles only has two weeks of winter. Not in a row, of course. Two or three days here, two or three days there...
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Los Angeles only has two weeks of winter. Not in a row, of course. Two or three days here, two or three days there...
"We built this machine to kill vampires, but it can also heal Superman!"
October 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"We built this machine to kill vampires, but it can also heal Superman!"
Revenge is a dish best served with garlic toast.
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Revenge is a dish best served with garlic toast.
I've never understood the appeal of sandalwood.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I've never understood the appeal of sandalwood.
Subscribe for more philosophical insights!
Subscribe for more philosophical insights!
"I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?" - Frank Coniff
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?" - Frank Coniff
We're Gen X. We adapt to new technology like millennials but we'll still complain about it like Boomers.
September 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We're Gen X. We adapt to new technology like millennials but we'll still complain about it like Boomers.
The cast of Star Wars appears on The Muppet Show and they sing "When You Wish Upon a Star."
This used to be three different companies.
This used to be three different companies.
August 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The cast of Star Wars appears on The Muppet Show and they sing "When You Wish Upon a Star."
This used to be three different companies.
This used to be three different companies.
The Gen Z/A kids are doing some great work on youtube but I got one word of advice: check your audio levels, kids! You put really quiet clips right next to really loud ones. Just go through shot by shot and make sure everything's even. Take a tip from a guy who mixes audio for a living.
August 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Gen Z/A kids are doing some great work on youtube but I got one word of advice: check your audio levels, kids! You put really quiet clips right next to really loud ones. Just go through shot by shot and make sure everything's even. Take a tip from a guy who mixes audio for a living.
The whole "Kubrick shot the moon landing" conspiracy is actually true but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they shoot on location.
July 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The whole "Kubrick shot the moon landing" conspiracy is actually true but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they shoot on location.
Do you like 4k? I've heard that people do, so here ya go!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...
Lee Presson and the Nails: Mysterious Mose (re-upload in 4k)
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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July 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Do you like 4k? I've heard that people do, so here ya go!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...
I must speak in defense of the crows from Dumbo. Yes, they're horrible stereotypes, I understand that. But they're also the smartest guys in the picture. Our hero is mute, his best friend is comic relief and everybody else in the movie is an idiot. The crows are the only ones who know the score.
July 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I must speak in defense of the crows from Dumbo. Yes, they're horrible stereotypes, I understand that. But they're also the smartest guys in the picture. Our hero is mute, his best friend is comic relief and everybody else in the movie is an idiot. The crows are the only ones who know the score.
Movie premise: a wolf out on the prairie is shot by a hunter carrying an evil curse. The wolf is not killed, he's only wounded and he gets away. And every full moon he turns into a man. Just a naked man standing out on a rock in the middle of the night yelling "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
July 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Movie premise: a wolf out on the prairie is shot by a hunter carrying an evil curse. The wolf is not killed, he's only wounded and he gets away. And every full moon he turns into a man. Just a naked man standing out on a rock in the middle of the night yelling "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
Disney remakes: first they hire actors who can't sing, then they hire singers who can't act.
July 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Disney remakes: first they hire actors who can't sing, then they hire singers who can't act.
I love John Williams but I must admit I like Danny Elfman just a little bit better. John Williams is one of the greatest film composers of all time, but he was never in a ska band.
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love John Williams but I must admit I like Danny Elfman just a little bit better. John Williams is one of the greatest film composers of all time, but he was never in a ska band.
I'm the kind of guy who walks into a room and even though you didn't see me walk in, you're still going "what happened? Something weird just happened."
July 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm the kind of guy who walks into a room and even though you didn't see me walk in, you're still going "what happened? Something weird just happened."
Today's the day we celebrate all the freedoms America used to represent.
July 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Today's the day we celebrate all the freedoms America used to represent.