Elaine Allen
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Fantasy Author. French Quarter Tour Guide. Avid Reader. 💜🖤🩶. Stubbornly Optimistic 90s goth kid who only slight grew up. She/Her No DMs out of the blue. If we've been talking, sure. Strangers will be ignored https://linktr.ee/elaine.allen
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The Librarian and the Ghost is a cozy ghost novella about a woman who gets a job as a live-in librarian on a tiny island off the New England coast, only to discover it might be haunted!

It's the perfect read for a rainy afternoon!
(cross-stitch by my friend Jazmine.)
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Every time I'm editing, I find myself asking "Why did I randomly start capitalizing this word?" Over and over Again
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Though of course now there is a stupid rage bait post being passed around on threads from someone who claims she just automatically gives any book (even ones she hasn't read) over 100k words 1 star because "it inevitably could have been cut down."
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Happy time progress!

(btw: somehow added 8k words. 🫠🫠🫠)
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Y'all. I finished the post Beta Edit that became a bigger Edit than I planned.

Now I need to do a quick read thru to make sure this is as tidy as I can make it and probably send it to a couple of emergency, last min, extra beta readers.

Yay! We're getting closer!
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It's Saturday! So I'm talking about a book!

Today's video features a lot of discussion of language, pov, and identity! And joy! and Animals! and Nostalgia!

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Review of "The Blue Swordl" by Robin McKinley: Because I Have Opinions
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Cool. Love me some dormant volcanoes!
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I'm a tour guide in New Orleans. Which means I'm a service industry professional in the tourism industry in a sinking city that gets hotter and hotter every year.

We get our licenses renewed every two years and every time I get a new one, i look at it and wonder if it will be the last one I get.
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Ingram did the thing where it updated and suddenly I've sold a couple of copies of my book!!!!

Which is a tiny firefly of light in the chaos of *all this* for me!Thank you, whoever out there bought copies of The Librarian and the Ghost!

I hope it is a tiny firefly of light for you too!
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That's GORGEOUS. Can't wait for your opinions on it!!!
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"Anti-climatic and weirdly ominous. Exactly what I wanted from this scene," I mutter to myself as I add more violence to my current wip.
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It's Saturday!!!! Let me tell you about a book!

Today's video explores fabulous non-traditional pacing, Characters falling apart at just the right time in the story, and light, playful tone. :)

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Review of "The Magician and the Mechanical Doll" by Gaius J. Augustus: Because I Have Opinions
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The quiet crackling sound my knees make every time I crouch down would honestly be a pleasant noise.... IF IT WEREN'T MY KNEES MAKING IT
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Sometimes I'm so tempted just to post "Did I ask for advice?"
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Once more into the breach, dear friends. Once more.
Or close the walls up with Literally anyone who's paying attention
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Do y'all remember the times when you could look at the news without your stomach turning into a lead balloon boiling with lava?
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I'm pretty sure my thesis would have something to do with economic inequality. 🫠
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I have an irrational urge to write an essay comparing the nihilistic meme culture of the 2020s to the "life is just the horribly painful obstacle course we run to earn our tickets to heaven" messaging of the medieval church.
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That moment when you find the purpose of a scene that FELT like it needed to be there, but wasn't actively doing anything yet is utterly delicious.

Of Course this was another chance to show the rumblings of revolution behind the stable facade. Of COURSE.
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What's this? Elaine going on and on about another book?

Come watch me over-analyze the themes of how the rejection of nuance leads to dehumanization, mourning, and framing devices.

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Review of "The Hostile Hospital" by Lemony Snicket: Because I Have Opinions
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SAME. Was NOT looking forward to going to the emergency clinic for a tetanus shot.
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My slippers saved my soul/sole.

I stepped on a nail in my back courtyard and it turns out the slippers are almost the exact thickness as that nail. It bruised the bottom of my foot, but did not break skin.