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September 6, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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September 5, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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vamos desafiar as probabilidades. se esse post tiver mais de 1 milhão de curtidas eu apago meu perfil😔
September 5, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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a tiger cat is standing on its hind legs with its paw up in the air .
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September 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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To bonitão
a man talking into a microphone in front of a wall that says south africa on it
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September 4, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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a timeline do Bluesky:
September 4, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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"Vou assistir só um episódio."🤡
a man in a blue shirt is looking at a television with a pinkie pie and twilight sparkle cartoon on it
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September 4, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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"Hoje é o dia!"
a cartoon of homer simpson jumping in the air with animateme.app in the corner
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September 4, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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"Vou fazer isso logo."
eu:
a cartoon bear is sitting at a desk with a laptop and a camera .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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'Esse mês vou economizar.'😃
a red couch with a notepad that says good bye
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September 4, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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'Vou apenas dar uma olhadinha rápida nas redes sociais.'
a mountain at night with a lot of stars in the sky .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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Segunda-feira: 'Hoje vou mudar minha vida!' Terça-feira: 'Vou começar a dieta.' Quarta-feira: 'Sexta-feira é logo ali...' Segunda-feira: 'Hoje vou mudar minha vida!' Terça-feira: 'Vou começar a dieta.' Quarta-feira: 'Sexta-feira é logo ali...' Segunda-feira: 'Hoje vou mudar minha vida!
a person is standing on top of a set of stairs .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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'Vamos fazer algo produtivo!'
a man is standing in front of a bed with a white comforter
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September 4, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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À noite: 'Vou dormir cedo para estar descansado amanhã.' Também eu: assistindo vídeos aleatórios até as 2 da manhã.
a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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'Vou comer só um lanche leve.'
a man in a suit and tie eating a slice of pepperoni pizza
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September 4, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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Eu esqueço aniversários, mas lembro de todos os memes que já vi.
a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word bala written above it
ALT: a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word bala written above it
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September 4, 2024 at 11:23 AM
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Amigo: 'Tá online, mas não responde.' Eu:
a picture of a puppet with the word hello written on it
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September 4, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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De manhã: 'Preciso de café para acordar.' À tarde: 'Preciso de café para continuar.' À noite: 'Por que não consigo dormir?'🤡
September 4, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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Desligar o WiFi para não ser incomodado. Ver o celular a cada 5 minutos para checar se alguém tentou me incomodar.
a close up of a cat 's face sticking its tongue out .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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Eu: 'Preciso me organizar.' Também eu: 'Vou começar organizando minha playlist de músicas que nunca vou ouvir.'
a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a hallway with a tickle monster on his face .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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Eu: 'cara, preciso dormir cedo hoje.' Também eu: enviado às 3:27 AM: 'cara não consegui dormir hoje'
September 4, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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Procrastinação nível avançado: Deixar para amanhã o que já estava atrasado ontem.
September 4, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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Planos para o fim de semana: sair e aproveitar. Realidade: assistir a mesma série pela quinta vez.
a close up of a bull terrier 's face with a heart shaped nose .
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September 4, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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A matemática do sono: 5 minutos a mais na cama = 15 minutos a menos para se arrumar. E eu continuo a repetir essa equação.
September 4, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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Quando alguém diz que não gosta de cachorros, eu começo a pensar que talvez o problema seja a pessoa e não o cachorro.
September 4, 2024 at 11:12 AM