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PSA: There's a reason they warn you not to use shiatsu massagers on your neck. To me, it felt good, relieving tension....and then my carotid artery dissected & the piece traveled upstairs. Hemorrhage! This was 4/23/24. I'm OK. Still, I do moronic things.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14h

Congo Free State

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14h

By the way, I recall seeing footage of John Candy reacting with despair from his club level seat at Game 7 of the Blue Jays/Royals ALCS when the Royals won.

It wasn't from the NBC feed, but I recall seeing it next day on, I think ESPN.

Unfortunately, I can't find it on YouTube.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 15h

LOL, the slow, unenthused claps - even these guys who look like the AI generation of his most fervent base - aren't buying this bullshit.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 15h

He should have shown up in a Toronto Bay Leaves jersey. They were a less cursed team.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 1d

Love this scene and the film...but I'm still perplexed as to why the owner of the brand new red corvette would not park it in his driveway or garage, but on the street and not directly in front of his house.

Maybe he was in the process of installing cobblestone in his driveway?

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 1d

The young green hairs with nose piercings are likely witches, Tomi. You better watch out - they'll can cast a spell to revert your face to its original state.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 2d

The monarch he's most like is Spain's Charles II - Trump has the beauty, intelligence, and odor of him.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, no, spore clones of Don Jr, Eric & Baron are going to start pooping, er, popping up everywhere.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 2d

So, the Other Hell Site (TM) is still good for some things.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 3d

Look how they massacred my floor.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 7d

They were ardently opposed to the New Deal.

There was a 1940 rally at a packed LA Coliseum for the GOP nominee, Wendell Wilkie, that featured many A-listers in attendance.

Post WWII, Hollywood stars like Robert Taylor, Gary Cooper & ex-Dem Ronald Reagan were friendly witnesses to the HUAC.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 7d

What's "funny" is that Gene Kelly was among the minority of Old Hollywood A-Listers that was a supporter of Democrats.

Conservatives included John Wayne, Barbara Stanwyck, Ginger Rogers, Irene Dunn...the list in total dwarfs the Democrats.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 8d

Trump is more likely familiar with anal beads than rosary beads.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 8d

According to Google AI, Desmond Ridder is still in the NFL and currently the starting QB for the Minnesota Vikings.

He was initially signed as a backup. He was cut by the Vikings last week and never played a snap.

And this AI is what is single-handedly keeping the U.S. economy from the abyss.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 8d

JD needs to start wearing Joan Crawford shoulder pads so his head will look in proportion to his body.

I wonder what his stance on wire hangers is.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 8d

Apparently, we're doing the 5 events that defined our childhoods on Bluesky today. Anyway...

1. The marriage of Luke & Laura.
2. The assassination of Buckwheat.
3. Penthouse publishes nude photos of Miss America, Vanessa Williams.
4. "Weird Al" promotes gluttony in a song parody.
5. Fernandomania.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 8d

My kingdom (okay, hot plate) for any house that can make "thick" (i.e., don't expose the outlines of my areolae) form-fitting henleys that don't show my belly button when lifting my arms.

I'd be willing to go to the $200 range for this.

Relevant to topic? No, just venting from searching online.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 8d

I have thought this sentence was going the end, “…defends heavy use of her makeup.”

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 9d

Gotta play 55 minutes for the bets to count.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 9d

To get engagement, you need to look Tex Avery-esque or like Donald Sutherland at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 10d

Trump gifting Qatar some land in Idaho to build an Air Force base.

Great, it will just give Islamic terrorists closer proximity to launch operations & destroy that symbol of Western greed, arrogance & imperialism - the Kibbie Dome.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 12d

Habeas Corpus is Tim Scott's twin brother.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14d

DON'T FALL FOR IT ICE!!!

THESE ARE THE MODERN-DAY SIRENS FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY!!!

THEIR MELODIES WILL LURE YOU TO A FATAL END!!!

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14d

The Kristaps Porzingis era in Atlanta is off to an amazing start - an 80-foot 3-pointer to put Atlanta on the board in the 1st quarter.

LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 15d

If more people in the world were like you, I'd put a jackhammer to my neck because nonexistence would be a better option.