if anyone is curious about my mental state i’ve finished 11 books so far this year
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
if anyone is curious about my mental state i’ve finished 11 books so far this year
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white supremacists next question
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
white supremacists next question
late to the party but the color of the year should be pepto bismal pink
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
late to the party but the color of the year should be pepto bismal pink
manifesting a sprout house sandwich
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
manifesting a sprout house sandwich
just saw an ad for ch*t*pt on MY tv. i’m gonna move to the woods
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
just saw an ad for ch*t*pt on MY tv. i’m gonna move to the woods
everyone i love is a sleepy guy
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
everyone i love is a sleepy guy
i have heart burn for no reason (i have eaten tortilla soup almost exclusively for the last 3 days)
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i have heart burn for no reason (i have eaten tortilla soup almost exclusively for the last 3 days)
heaven is such a fickle thing
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
heaven is such a fickle thing
gonna start projecting the shining on a loop on the wall of my office so everyone will understand the headspace i’m in
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
gonna start projecting the shining on a loop on the wall of my office so everyone will understand the headspace i’m in
one mild perceived slight from blowing up everything at work
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
one mild perceived slight from blowing up everything at work
everyone on Depop please stop using scented detergents and dryer sheets you are killing me!!!!!
October 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
everyone on Depop please stop using scented detergents and dryer sheets you are killing me!!!!!
i am once again begging someone to invent a vegan crab rangoon
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i am once again begging someone to invent a vegan crab rangoon
God built me like a kewpie doll to keep me humble and it did not work!!!
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
God built me like a kewpie doll to keep me humble and it did not work!!!
there’s milk in the caramel empanada why is there nothing good in this world
September 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
there’s milk in the caramel empanada why is there nothing good in this world
looking at shapewear is infuriating what do you mean the model has a 23 in waist and 45 in hips and is wearing a size medium what kind of hell do i live in
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
looking at shapewear is infuriating what do you mean the model has a 23 in waist and 45 in hips and is wearing a size medium what kind of hell do i live in
I have had a tension headache for 7 days someone please put me down
September 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have had a tension headache for 7 days someone please put me down
everyone related to me should be locked in a warehouse and forced to go to therapy
September 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
everyone related to me should be locked in a warehouse and forced to go to therapy
trying to relax after having an anxiety attack at work and Felix is just begging to be let into the closet
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
trying to relax after having an anxiety attack at work and Felix is just begging to be let into the closet
i got chosen to manage the media collection at my library despite expressing no interest in it and the more I think about it the more i feel like i’m gonna have an anxiety attack
July 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i got chosen to manage the media collection at my library despite expressing no interest in it and the more I think about it the more i feel like i’m gonna have an anxiety attack
my piercer told me i have deceptively thin nostrils i love learning new weird facts about my body
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
my piercer told me i have deceptively thin nostrils i love learning new weird facts about my body
Watching next gen nyc and this man MY AGE of a ripe 30 years old say jersey shore was about a bunch of ugly chicks????? DISGUSTING
July 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Watching next gen nyc and this man MY AGE of a ripe 30 years old say jersey shore was about a bunch of ugly chicks????? DISGUSTING
has anyone invented a way to make fireworks less loud
July 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
has anyone invented a way to make fireworks less loud
i get to wash my hair tomorrow everyone pray my perm isn’t as fucked up as it looks right now
June 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i get to wash my hair tomorrow everyone pray my perm isn’t as fucked up as it looks right now
had an idea to get a chalice from someone’s flash tattooed on my sternum but i’m just now considering the fact i have these stupid boobs in the way
June 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
had an idea to get a chalice from someone’s flash tattooed on my sternum but i’m just now considering the fact i have these stupid boobs in the way
i know i’m in a hostile environment when there’s a pepper shaker but no salt
June 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i know i’m in a hostile environment when there’s a pepper shaker but no salt