Leo Burrito
@leoburrito.bsky.social
Co-host of "Cool Crypto Chat," the 24th most popular cryptocurrency podcast on iTunes
Justin Tipping and Jordan Peele (if you're out there)... I watched Him over the weekend. I respect the effort, but if you need someone to review your sports scripts in the future to ensure the stories make sense in the context of how leagues and sports actually work, I volunteer my services.
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Justin Tipping and Jordan Peele (if you're out there)... I watched Him over the weekend. I respect the effort, but if you need someone to review your sports scripts in the future to ensure the stories make sense in the context of how leagues and sports actually work, I volunteer my services.
There's a non-zero chance that Nick Sirianni gets fired tonight when Roseman and Lurie tell him it's time for a different play caller on offense and he refuses to dump his pal Patullo.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There's a non-zero chance that Nick Sirianni gets fired tonight when Roseman and Lurie tell him it's time for a different play caller on offense and he refuses to dump his pal Patullo.
Why can't the Eagles ever find any dynamic players like DeAndre Swift?
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why can't the Eagles ever find any dynamic players like DeAndre Swift?
Using my Amazon Fire Stick to watch a football game being broadcast on Amazon Prime... And the video is freezing every few minutes. Jeff Bezos, you are such a loser
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Using my Amazon Fire Stick to watch a football game being broadcast on Amazon Prime... And the video is freezing every few minutes. Jeff Bezos, you are such a loser
I could really go for some Wendy's Carvers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I could really go for some Wendy's Carvers.
@pfrazee.com Hi there. Sorry to bother you, but I have a question. Multiple times a day, I'm seeing images of shirtless dudes in my feed, even though I don't follow those users. It's borderline gay porn, and I don't want to see these images. Support was not helpful. Can you please help???
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@pfrazee.com Hi there. Sorry to bother you, but I have a question. Multiple times a day, I'm seeing images of shirtless dudes in my feed, even though I don't follow those users. It's borderline gay porn, and I don't want to see these images. Support was not helpful. Can you please help???
@jay.bsky.team Question for you: For the past week, posts of shirtless dudes have been showing up in my feed. It's borderline gay porn. I do not follow these people, don't think I've ever engaged with similar posts, and I do not want these images in my feed. Support was not helpful. Can you assist?
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@jay.bsky.team Question for you: For the past week, posts of shirtless dudes have been showing up in my feed. It's borderline gay porn. I do not follow these people, don't think I've ever engaged with similar posts, and I do not want these images in my feed. Support was not helpful. Can you assist?
Pretty good catch by that guy on Indiana.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pretty good catch by that guy on Indiana.
To every other GOP politician... Don't worry about tonight. Keep sticking with Trump and I'm sure your next election will go just fine.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
To every other GOP politician... Don't worry about tonight. Keep sticking with Trump and I'm sure your next election will go just fine.
Congrats, New York City. You did good today. Thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Congrats, New York City. You did good today. Thank you.
After listening to Lily Allen's new album, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to watch the final season of Stranger Things without constantly thinking of David Harbour's buttplug collection.
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
After listening to Lily Allen's new album, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to watch the final season of Stranger Things without constantly thinking of David Harbour's buttplug collection.
After you read the phrase "aloof wife" fifty or so times, you kinda forget what it's even supposed to mean.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
After you read the phrase "aloof wife" fifty or so times, you kinda forget what it's even supposed to mean.
Blecch. Congrats, Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Blecch. Congrats, Dodgers.
I think all MLB bullpens should be hidden from view. No one should know which pitcher is coming into the game until they emerge from the tunnel, Royal Rumble-style.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think all MLB bullpens should be hidden from view. No one should know which pitcher is coming into the game until they emerge from the tunnel, Royal Rumble-style.
This game is hilarious.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This game is hilarious.
Sorry if I seem out of sorts this morning... I'm still laughing at the name change to "Agentforce Marketing."
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sorry if I seem out of sorts this morning... I'm still laughing at the name change to "Agentforce Marketing."
Seems clear that the window has closed on this Phillies roster. Let Schwarber walk. Same with Realmuto. Dump Castellanos. Try to trade Nola. Fuck, trade Harper and Turner too if you can. What's the point of keeping any of these guys? They're not good enough to win in the playoffs.
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Seems clear that the window has closed on this Phillies roster. Let Schwarber walk. Same with Realmuto. Dump Castellanos. Try to trade Nola. Fuck, trade Harper and Turner too if you can. What's the point of keeping any of these guys? They're not good enough to win in the playoffs.
Second year in a row I can cancel my Sling TV subscription before I even get billed full price for a month. Thanks, Phillies!
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Second year in a row I can cancel my Sling TV subscription before I even get billed full price for a month. Thanks, Phillies!
Philly sports, baby!
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Philly sports, baby!
So the NL batting champ is bunting in the game's first AB? I hate this team.
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So the NL batting champ is bunting in the game's first AB? I hate this team.
Welp, game over. Series over. Tear it all down. This lineup has flopped too many times.
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Welp, game over. Series over. Tear it all down. This lineup has flopped too many times.
The Phillies really wasted money on those outfield flamethrowers, huh?
October 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Phillies really wasted money on those outfield flamethrowers, huh?
This Phillies offense is depressing.
October 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This Phillies offense is depressing.
@nin.com Thank you for coming to my city on the next leg of the tour. Been a fan for 31 years and cannot wait to see you live for the first time.
October 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@nin.com Thank you for coming to my city on the next leg of the tour. Been a fan for 31 years and cannot wait to see you live for the first time.