Leon
@leonburgerguarddog.bsky.social
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Have you gotten the fire resistance charm from the forge daughter? I found that to be really helpful against her. Like a lot of the fights in this game, she is a tough beast
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I beat the game and never touched bilewater. I need to go back and fulfill all the wishes.
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Trying to look handsome. Did I succeed?

🎨 by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social
A shirtless Leon offering a sweet smile toward the viewer
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I don't see why not. I'm sure whatever style you choose will be more sophisticated than mine. There's a reason I don't post anything I draw. You have a lot to be proud of!
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Tried looking that up and it's either a best friend forever party or a bisexual fuck fest. Either way sounds like you're in for a wholesome or holesome time!
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Oh, also, definitely don't overdo BJJ. I did and I snapped a tendon in my hand. I'm still recovering from it 8 months later 😅
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Don't feel guilty! Going even once per week is still huge. And yes, your body will need at least six months to get accustomed to being ruined. Focus on building the habit first
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I'll say Samoyed. Cute, slightly derpy, easily distracted by meaty things, extremely loveable, sadly displaced (Samoyeds are supposed to be Arctic but are usually dragged elsewhere), deeply loyal, cuddly AF. That's my two cents anyway
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It was my first match and I won easily! It was almost like he wanted to lose.

🎨 By @uwsponge.bsky.social
Leon pumping his fist claiming victory in a wrestling match against Ashore.
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It can be hard if your heart isn't open to it, and it can feel painfully vulnerable each time you try. Just try your best to give what you want to receive. You reap what you sow
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That's a very workable pace! If your lifts go up then it's muscle 💪 Keep it up!
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I loved when Gwi-Ma started singing it, too
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I guess the big cat found his own hat. Pretty kitty!
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That's how I felt when I first heard of it in Jan 2020. I declared then and there that we were fucking fucked. And then we were 🐶
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Triangles are really hard to execute on me as well
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I hope you like seafood because you have a lot of shrimping to do
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Make a series of small changes so you don't burn out. Keep it simple to fit into your lifestyle. An easy thing is to add a cup of milk to every meal, and add a scoop of protein powder to one cup of milk. If you can afford some fanciness, get BCAAs so you don't think hard about completing proteins
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They're adjustable pillows. By default soft, but I can flex to add firmness. Just be careful with the nipples: they're pierced and therefore sensitive 🥴
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It'll be normal for nothing to make sense, especially if you've never done a martial art. Just accept the losses, learn, and avoid injury. Avoid fighting other white belts, especially ones who do moves your sensei never taught. They don't know how to control themselves and injure others.
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Gotta finish a big meal with a protein shake to fill in all the nooks and crannies. Need belly rubs plz

🎨 By @lazytiggy.bsky.social
Leon reclining back chugging a protein shake after finishing several plates of food stacked in front of him. His belly is uncomfortably full
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It is fun! Great form of self defense, especially with no punching or kicking, so you don't need to worry about ruining a pretty face. You'll learn how to systematically snap every joint while you fold them into a paper crane, then choke them out and give a good night kiss 😘
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They're good at burrowing, so it's not difficult to congregate there. That rock also provides overhead protection from weather as well as birds
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I think of it this way. I'd rather be more polarizing and find someone who's madly in love with me rather than someone who's temperately in love with me. Learn to let go and be strategic about who you're pleasing. Go be that 320lb big boy and get all the more love for it
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Why am I reading this to the tune of Kimpossible?