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Leo Watkins
@leowatkins.bsky.social
Liverpool based West Brom fan, hangover enthusiast, fool, would not recommend. Views his own
Can someone please just stop greasing up Michael Portillo and filming him on fucking trains
March 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Anyone else convince themselves when in their 20s that a legitimate form of employment was going to be just doing loads and loads of paid online surveys?
March 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Shrove Tuesday: “omg why don’t we eat pancakes every day?! They’re so good!”

Ash Wednesday: “I can’t think about a pancake again for at least 18 months”.
March 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Can we just stop putting things into espresso machines that don’t belong there? Just saw a beef tallow espresso and bit my tongue
March 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
New disc golf season begins this weekend! I am so so ready
February 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Twitter (X) has just become too much for me to bare now. I am sad to be losing a network built over 15 years, but the majority of what I see there is violence, right wing opinion, incel culture, and racism. Hoping to build something lovely here.
February 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So it seems 2025 will continue with the food trend of combining foods that don’t need to be combined. Cacio Pepe milkshake; butter chicken hotdog pizza; full English breakfast sushi. What have we become?
January 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
2024 has had some lovely moments, but it’s also ostensibly been the worst year in my life for a myriad of micro and macro reasons. Can’t wait to see it off before my liver explodes meaning I become a “new man” in 2025.
December 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Yer da dips Maryland cookies into peppermint tea
December 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM
When I was younger, the later into December it got the more exciting an advent calendar was.
Now I’m 32, I’m simply more & more annoyed at the increasing lack of structural integrity of it. With each door opened, rigidity further compromised to unprecedented levels
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
A drum and bass MC who wears a bin bag and a soldiers hat whilst on stage called General Waste.
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 PM
@goldbergradio.bsky.social hi Adrian. I’m going to Preston away on Saturday. What were your pub recommendations again? I’m looking to frequent them pre and post match!
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
According to my stream Tom Fellows is starting at right centre mid :’) #WBA
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social Coventry 1-2 Sheff U at half time. Red card, chaos, booing of ex players, Wilder fuming at 4th official, Mann & Hinchcliffe bantering away at one and other. Is this the most purely Saturday midday fixture available at the moment?
November 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Monica Galetti: takes 45 minutes to smash out a tiramisu from scratch
Gregg: “how long are we giving them for this challenge Mon?”
Monica: “20 minutes”
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The argument from farmers that “people want cheap food” conflates the issue. I respect and hear their concerns, but cost of living, the wealth gap, and poverty are simply not to blame. The poorest amongst us have been affected like this for decades without support.
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I care so much more about inside household flooring being wet than I ever have done. Hand washing drips on kitchen floor? Socks ruined. Faint shower excess on kitchen floor? That’s an athlete’s foot waiting to happen.
November 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social adjudication on “Rotated England”? Not really sure you can declare a team as rotated, particularly as a pithy descriptor in a YouTube highlights package.
November 15, 2024 at 11:49 AM
November 15, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Reposted by Leo Watkins
A Bluesky exclusive for you (unless you were at the recent live shows): via pod listener Isaac — from an animal park on the outskirts of Bordeaux — the greatest "footballers' names in things" we've ever been sent.
November 13, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Being in your 30s is getting Glastonbury tickets despite having immense inner anxiety about getting Glastonbury tickets and secretly hoping you don’t get Glastonbury tickets but then actually being made up that you get Glastonbury tickets.
November 14, 2024 at 10:59 PM
WHEN will they give us a fucking EDIT BUTTON
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Looking forward to about 3 weeks time where folks are like “yeh I remember bsky back when it wasn’t so crowded. I guess you could say I was *there* you know?”
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I wish Marcus Wearing would stop trying to rebrand the word “details” as “point of difference”
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
We’ll always be together, living in a Muskless dreeeeeeeeammmmmm
November 12, 2024 at 10:25 PM