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ThatB!tchFromNewYork
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Citius. Altius. Fortius. Columba livia. Fan of all things Olympic. Sports or otherwise.
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · Nov 14
This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 5h
this wait for scores is giving me euros 2022 vibes
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 5h
don't make a big deal out of it deanna...it's a blip. we all flub now & again for no reason. better here than later in the year
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 5h
these pairs programs need to cook a bit more
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 6h
the only boy who grabbed my attention and made me feel something with his skating here today was Max. #GPFRA
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 6h
hi, i'm here for gymnastics on ice, how about you? 🙄
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 7h
something something blade control something something where's the glide something something what is flow something something this isn't figure skating
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
Although, now that I think about it, if we're going for maximum dramatic effect, bringing the intrigue & politiks early in an Olympic season, surely does add to the theater that defines this sport.
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
Has anyone called Interpol yet? #OnlyKindaSortaBeingSarcastic lol
lepigeonbercy.bsky.social ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
and don't even me started on G/F's PCS, that's just highway robbery
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
Good for you, Max Naumov, good for you. #GPFRA #NicelyDone #DecentEnoughFirstPancake
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
ok, enough of judging shenanigans in ID, on to the boys #GPFRA
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
and don't even me started on G/F's PCS, that's just highway robbery
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
Ok, first off, no matter what one thinks about FB/C's comeback or that they're a new team, there's no way F/G beat them on PCS, none. That just don't fly in my book. But boy don't that tell u all u need to know abt how PCS is manipulated, not just in ID, but in skating in general?
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
those twz from f/g were really janky there
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
in a sea of 90s nostalgic RD's, i'm oddly finding myself longing for the CD. #GPFRA #IceDance #WhatsThePatternSupposedToBeHereAgain #IsThereEvenAPatternAnymore #WTF #DickButtonIsRollingOverInHisGrave
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
really not sure 'she's got issues' is a good choice for anyone in cheateri's orbit, never mind her daughter. #snarkypigeon #MightaBeenKahluaInMyCoffeeThisMorning
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 8h
i'm sorry #EurosportDudeWhoseNameICanRemember, but no, D/S did not pick up every nuance of that music, lmao...no, absolutely not. it was like they skated over the music.
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 9h
um, guys...ive never put video of my face anywhere on the internet...i might have actually have to film my reaction to G/S's Offspring RD bc i'm not sure there exists a meme or gif or emoji to quite capture my feelings.

so. many. feelings.

just....idek
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 9h
aw, you know, just ice dance judging shenanigans in the season of citius, altius, fortius, 😉 lolol
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 9h
I mean, we all know ice dance judges are gonna shenanigan, but maybe be a little less obvious and overt about it? subtle can be a good look. just sayin'....
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h
sad for Isabeau...but that was a tough event. strong skates all around. these girls know it is the season of citius, altius, fortius.
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h
Dear Skating Gods,

Please deliver a final women's group this level of skating, skill & excitement in a coupla months in Milan.

Thank you and kind regards,
LePidge

PS: If ya could dial back the ice dance judging shenanigans, that'd be cool too
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h
i sent this before #EurosportDudeWhoseNameINeverRemember said mind blowing lol
lepigeonbercy.bsky.social ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h
i wasn't sure if the music was making me like Ami's program more than the skating, then she did that 3z/2a/2a seq....damn girl #gpfra #mindblown
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h
i wasn't sure if the music was making me like Ami's program more than the skating, then she did that 3z/2a/2a seq....damn girl #gpfra #mindblown
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h
damn, girl...that 2a/3t/2t....f-ck #kaori #gpfra
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ThatB!tchFromNewYork @lepigeonbercy.bsky.social · 10h