If you want to read some of my fantasy, here it is: https://proudstump.blogspot.com/
Me, nodding slowly to Me: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃🙂🙂🙂🙂
Me, nodding slowly to Me: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃🙂🙂🙂🙂
Am I asking for hand pics? I think I am? Maybe?
jkjkjkjkjk but what if? 👀
Am I asking for hand pics? I think I am? Maybe?
jkjkjkjkjk but what if? 👀
I'm just here to suck dick (all dicks), make people I care about laugh occasionally, and try not to be a piece of shit as often as I am able.
And, apparently, early morning cardio. 😌🥵
I'm just here to suck dick (all dicks), make people I care about laugh occasionally, and try not to be a piece of shit as often as I am able.
And, apparently, early morning cardio. 😌🥵
That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️
That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️
A-am I gooning? 😅🥹
A-am I gooning? 😅🥹
1. Soft Goth Clothing (Average Quality).
2. Six shots of espresso (hot).
3. Two cartons of egg whites (Kirkland Brand)
4. +2 Pocket Knife (Excellent Quality)
5. A fan-fiction rewriting of a fantasy novel (Average Quality)
1) k cups
2) diet coke
3) my adidas club membership
4) dried oregano
5) fit bit
1.) Coke Zero
2.) love live merchandise
3.) cat hair
4.) poop
5.) a breakfast sandwich
1. Soft Goth Clothing (Average Quality).
2. Six shots of espresso (hot).
3. Two cartons of egg whites (Kirkland Brand)
4. +2 Pocket Knife (Excellent Quality)
5. A fan-fiction rewriting of a fantasy novel (Average Quality)
I could use some help though: wanna fuck the other side with me? 🥰😈💦
I could use some help though: wanna fuck the other side with me? 🥰😈💦
@werefire161.bsky.social: *shaking violently, fists clenched* "You better not hurt ANY of the dogs! Or make them SAD!"
👀🐕💜
@werefire161.bsky.social: *shaking violently, fists clenched* "You better not hurt ANY of the dogs! Or make them SAD!"
👀🐕💜
Turns out work is not nearly as fun as goofin' off in the bathroom and playing with my dick. Who could've guessed? 🥰❤️💦
Turns out work is not nearly as fun as goofin' off in the bathroom and playing with my dick. Who could've guessed? 🥰❤️💦
But I have to today and, my gosh, I hate this. 🙃🥲
But I have to today and, my gosh, I hate this. 🙃🥲
😌🙂↕️🙏🐻❤️
😌🙂↕️🙏🐻❤️
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The number of nights that I have sat in this chair and just causally played with myself are beyond counting. It's a great place for thinking, relaxing, touching.
Come rest your head against my thigh and I'll run my fingers through your hair? 🥰❤️
The number of nights that I have sat in this chair and just causally played with myself are beyond counting. It's a great place for thinking, relaxing, touching.
Come rest your head against my thigh and I'll run my fingers through your hair? 🥰❤️
Me as I watch a mutual (or soon-to-be mutual) vigorously abusing their meat (or holes): 'I just think they're neat!" 🥺🙂↕️❤️
There's something so fascinating about watching people pleasure themselves; how they do it/what they do/why they do it. I'm so excited for them and so curious!
Me as I watch a mutual (or soon-to-be mutual) vigorously abusing their meat (or holes): 'I just think they're neat!" 🥺🙂↕️❤️
There's something so fascinating about watching people pleasure themselves; how they do it/what they do/why they do it. I'm so excited for them and so curious!
Watching an implosion due to dishonesty and omission, with ensuing cover-up and damage control for shitty behavior is...how my Sunday morning is going. 😶🌫️🤷♂️
Watching an implosion due to dishonesty and omission, with ensuing cover-up and damage control for shitty behavior is...how my Sunday morning is going. 😶🌫️🤷♂️